规则怪谈欢迎来到甜蜜的家 第23章

wenxuechatuiletuizijideyanjing,tadeyanjingpianhenhou,jiuxiangshipijiupingdedibuboli。

kansihanhandeguniang,shuoqihualai,queyoudaizhejifenhenjue:“neigelilinbukandayong,gaixiaoxinjinshendedifangzazahuhu,gaiyongganxiangqiandeshihouyouweiweisuosuo。

diyigefubennandushiyixing,zheigefubennandushisanxing。

yujiejie,qishiwomencaishiyileiren,ganggangneigelaonainaizaidijinipingguodeshihou,wocongtadeshuiguolanzilichoudaoleyizhangzhitiao。”

shuowan,wenxuechabazhitiaozaisuqingyudemianqianhuangleyixia,youxunsushouhui。

“yujie,ruhe?zhishaozheiyiguanwomenlianshouba。”

suqingyugaokanwenxuechayiyan,tamanyouyoudecongkoudailitaochumamadezhitiao。

wenxuechakanjiansuqingyushouzhongyeyouqitadeguize,youxiexingfendeshuodao:“woguoranmeiyoukancuoren。

我们互相交换吧。”

gongpinkeyiganshoudaozhurendexinsi。

心意相通。

wuxinkanxiangwenxuechajinwozaishouxindezhitiao,taxiangsuqingyudiantou,shiyizhitiaobushiweizaode。

“ma,wozheigerenzuiaijiaopengyoule。”suqingyuhewenxuechaqingqingjizhang,hezuochengli。

tamenxianjiaohuanbicidedaodeguize。

wenxuechadezhitiaoshangxiezhe【zhuhuguize】。

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xiuhongsedezi,dandandexingwei。

【1、zuoweitongzhuyidongloudehaolinju,nixuyaojinkenengduiqitazhuhubaochiyoushan。ruguoqitazhuhuduinitaiculu,nikeyijitamendezuibafengyigexiaolian。】

【2、nikeyireqingdeheqitazhuhujiaotan,bingyaoqingtamenjinjializuoke。jizhu,xianbiegaosutamenjiazhongdebenlaimianmu,niyaojitamenyigejingxi。】

【3、dangxinzaizoulanglixunluodebaoan,tamenzongxihuanduoguanxianshi。】

【4、ruguoniyaochumen,keyichengzuodianti,yekeyizoudongbiandeanquantongdaoxialou。】

【5、zheidongloulihunjinlehuairen,ruguokanjianhuairen,jidejinbifangmen,sheiyebuyaochulai。】

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suqingyuzaixinlifenxi,shilianzhedeshenfenjiushiqiloude“zhuhu”。

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wenxuechakanwanmamadezhitiao,youxieshiluodeshuo:“weishenmewowanchengdiyigefubenhou,meiyounadaomamadezhitiao。

mingmingwoyijingbamamahongdehenkaixinle,nandaowodeyanjibugou?”

suqingyuliangliangdeshuoleju:“shuobudingzheigezhitiaoshiwoshouxiede,weilepiannideqingbao。”

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想吓唬她。

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“a!”lilinjingxinghou,faxianyijingtianliang。

suqingyukanzheshoubiao,xianzaishiqingchenwudianban。

lilinrouzhemanshihongxuesideyanjing,yazhesangziwen:“taiyangchulaile,womenjixuxialouba。”

“zouba,duimianshixiceanquantongdao。”suqingyuyijingyongshoubiaojisuanguofangxiang。

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zoulanglichihuangsededengguangshanshuo,heisedefeichongweirao,wanruyanyanyixidelaorenyanzhu。

suqingyutingjianshenhouchuanlaibengbengtiaotiaodeshengyin。

wuxinzoulushibufachushengxiangde,zheishidisigerendeshengyin。

“嘣嘣,嘣嘣——”

lilinzouzaizuihou,tajuedeneigeshengyinjiuzaitashenhou。

“nimentingjianmeiyoua?”lilinjingkongdejiakuaijiaobu,buganhuitou。

ertajiaobufangkuai,shenhounei“bengbeng”shengyejiakuai。

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zheduandetuirushuzhibanniuquchengguaiyidezitai。

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“嘣嘣,嘣嘣——”

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“kakaka……zheilishijilouya……”

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“neiwoyaoquqilou……kakaka……”

menwaimeiledongjing,neigedongxihaoxiangshilikaile。

lilinsongshou:“zhongyuzoule。”

“haimeizou!”suqingyulazhemendeshoumeiyoufangsong。

erneidongxi,zhengyonglibamenwangwaitui。

cishiyidaoshoudiantongdeguangzhaoleguolai,chuanzheheisezhifudebaoanzouguolai,tawendao:“nimenzaizheilizuoshenme?”

wuxianzoulangguize(shang)diliutiao。

【meidonglouyigongqiceng,youliangmingbaoanfuzexunluogongzuo。shenchuanheisezhifu,shounaduijiangjideshibaoan,youwentikeyixiangtamenqiuzhu。】

妈妈的纸条第五条。

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保安是好人。

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ganggangwomenxialoudeshihou,shenhougenzheyigehuairen。

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xiwangnikeyibangwomenganzouta。”

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suqingyulikeduodaobaoandashushenhou。

baoandakaimen,neigedongxihaizai。

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zheilishidiwuceng,bushuyuniyaoqudelouceng,qingqudiqiceng。

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