第5章

第5章

“zhei?taweishenmezheiyangzuo,tayixiaziweibeile3tiaoguizea!”

longguozhuanjiaqijibaihuaidishuodao。

“zheigelaoshiyigerenjiuqianchedaolesantiaoguize!benlaiwomenhaidasuanyongyitiaotishilaigaosutabuyaoqureneigelaoshile。”

“zheixiadaohao!zailaiyigeajitianfudoubugoutaside!”

“sheishuotayidingshiajitianfu?”

baixunanziqingmiaodanxieyijuhua,jiuranglongguozhuanjiazujishigerendunshijinruohanchan。

meigerendebukezhixindikanxiangweishoudebaixunanzi。

“ruguo......tadetianfudengjigenggao,yizhiyutayouzugoudediqiquweikangzheixieguizeni?”

......

laoshidelianseyijingheidaolejizhi,fangfoxiayimiaojiuhuizhenggerensiliekailai,congshentizhongzuanchuyizhiyixingjianglinchenshengtunhuoboleyiban!

linchentunlekoukoushui,biaomianqiangzhuangzhending,shijihuangdeyipi!

tianfushuoshiweibeiguizenenghuode【pannizhili】bihu,keyibubeiguiyiruqin。

danzhishuolenenggoububeiguiyiruqin,wanyizaixianshizhongbeiqishangtoudelaoshizousizenmeban?

zheiboa,zheiboshibaizhuangluansha!

叮叮叮叮!!!

xiakelingrutongjiushizhuyibanlaidecongmangyoujishi,chenggongrangheihuadelaoshiqingxingguolai。

“ai......tongxuemenwobazheidaotijiangwanzaixiake,danwunimen3fenzhong。”

“啊?又拖堂?”

“zheidouzuihouyijiekele!wanhuisushewomenyaoaishoushide!”

banlidunshichongchizhexueshengmendeyuanqi,linchenzhangshuyikouqi。

zuosizhenciji,xiacihaigan!

linchenkanxiangzuihoulianggehaimeibeizijiweifandeguize:

【guizeliu,laoshiruguotuotang,qingwushi。】

【guizeshi,yijiekezhiyou40fenzhong,xiakeshijianqingbuyaozaijiaoshineidouliu。】

“林辰。”

xiaohualalelalinchendexiuzi,zhilezhimenwai。

“womentoutoupaoba,daihuiganbushangshitangdewanfanjiuzhinengeduzile。”

“shenmehua?shenmehuazheishi?!”

linchenyipaizhuozi,yilianyansudijiaoyuqilailexiaohua:

“laoshishiweilesheiertuotang?”

“laoshishiweilewomentuotang!”

“ruguolaoshibuzaihuwomen,tajiubuhuituotang!”

“laoshidouyuanyixishengzijideshijianlaituotangjiwomenshangke,womenweishenmebunengzhuajinzheidianshijianhaohaoxuexini?!”

“guojiashangweifuqiang,zentanernvqingzhang?!”

“jintian!wopeizhelaoshituo!laoshibuzouwobuzou!woshilaoshidekanmengou!”

......

zaixiaohuayiliancuoedeshenqinghelaoshitongxuezhenjingdeyanshenzhong,linchenzuodewubiduanzheng,zaixiakeshijiankaishirenrenzhenzhenditinglaoshijiangke,haijiqilebiji!

neiyike,tadejianshangfangfobuzaishixingnang,ershizuguodeweilai!shirenmindexingfu!shirenleidemingtian!

我学习!我骄傲!

......

“hahaha!wosuankanchulaile,zheilinchenjiushitemetouzhangfangu!”

“shenmetouzhangfangu,fangushangzhanglegeren!”

“haojiahuo,zheishibuguanduicuoquanbufanzhelaishiba?ajitianfushirangnizheiyangyongde?”

“shangkedeshihouhailouloubaobaodingzhuanglaoshi,temedexiaketuotanglenikaishizhengjingxuexile,hunongguini?!”

“wangluoshangwufengshuangbiaojianguohenduo,xianshizhongzheihaishinimatouyici!zheishizhenbazijishuohuadangfangpia?!”

“linchendouzheimeyonglizuosidoumeisidiao,nirangqitaguojiatianxuanzheqingheyikanya?!”

......

kanzhexiaketuranlaijingshendelinchen,laoshicalecahan,neixinshiwanpiyangtuobenchierguohou,zhongyukaikoushuodao:

“jiujiangwanzheidaotieryi,dakebubineimerenzhen,bushibikaoti。”

“bu!buguanshenmetiwodouyaorenzhenmianduirenzhenxuexi!woyaoyongzijidezhishi,pudianchuwoweilaiderenshenglu!”

neiyike,linchendeyanzhongyouguang。

neiyike,laoshibiechuleneishang。

“hahahaha!zheilinchenyaoxiaosiwole!gezheiyanxijuni!”

“deyunshemeizhaotashuoxiangshengzhenshideyunshezuidadesunshi!”

“shangxinmahuabuyaoqingtapaixiayibudianyingwobukan!”

“666,zhendeshigerencai!”

longguozhuanjiazukandaolaoshizhengchangdefanying,yequandouzhangshuyikouqi,mianluxiaoronganwendizuozaileyizishang。

“hahaha,zheigelinchenzhenshiyouqu。”

“buguowodaoshidanxintadetianfubeihaowan,tashibushiyoukenengyiweixiakelezheigeguaitanshijiejiujieshule?ershishishang,zheizhishizheigeguaitanshijiedediyigejiedianeryi。”

“qinhaiyuanshi,nizenmekan?”

zuozaizhengqianfangdebaixunanzixiaolexiao,jieguoneiyanjingnianqingrendiguolaidechaheleyikou,zhangshuleyikouqi。

“wanshiziyoutianding,linchennadaodetianfuyidingshichaoyueajideqiangdatianfu,rujinwomennengzuodejiushibawohaoshouzhongshengxiadeliangcitishijihui,xiezhulinchenjinkenengdihuoxiaqu。”

“woyouyugan,womenlongguozheici......yaozhuanyunle。”

......

“neimehaishizheidaoti,wensuoyouziranshuzhihedengyuduoshao,zheigewentihenfuza,buzaiwomengaozhongshuxuesuoxuefanweizhinei。”

“danwokeyitiqiangaosunimendaan:suoyouziranshuzhihedengyufushierfenzhiyi。”

负十二分之一?

quanbantongxuedoumengbile,ziranshubudoushizhengzhengshuma?zenmeyiduizhengzhengshuxiangjiahuidedaoyigefushu?erqiehaishifenshu?

“laoshi!nishibushipianwomendeya,zhengshuxiangjiazenmekenengdedaofushuni?”xiaohuajuqishou,ruannuonuodeshengyinzhongdaizheyisiyihuo。

laoshituiletuiyanjing,xiaodao:

“zheijiushishuxueheliangzilixuejiaohuidedifangle,buchuyiwaidehua,xiajiekewomenjiukeyijiejuezheigewenti。”

“好!下课!”

“起立!”

“老师再见!”

linchenzhanlishizhandezuibiting,jugongshijudezuiyongli!

buzhidaodehaiyiweitashiyigetashixuexiaoweilebaoxiaozuguodeyouzhiqingnian。

“jintiandekehouzuoyebuduo,zhiyouyidaoti,qingwubizaixiajiekeshangkezhiqianzuochulai。”

shuoba,laoshizaiheibanshangkuangkuangxiexiayidaotisuanshi,linchenganmangnachubijilexialai!

1+1-1+1-1+......=?

“jiuzhei?”linchencuoedibuduankanzhezijijidehelaoshiheibanxiededongxi,xiangzhengmingzijishibushikanzouyanle。

“jiuzhei,xiajiekewohuishouzuoye,tongxuemenzaijian。”

xiewan,laoshibafenbifanghuifenbiheli,dabuyimaizouchulejiaoshi。

“下课咯!”

“上厕所咯!”

banjilidexueshengyihongersan,linchenkanzheneidaoti,shituzhaochutadenandian。

kejieguoshi......

莫得难点!

shenzhigenbenkanbuchulaiheziranshuzhiheyoushenmeguanxi?

danlinchenmingmingzhizhongganjuezheidaotisihuyoushenmeguiyi。

shiguanhu......zheigeguaitanshijiedeguiyi。