“haole，laichifanba。”muqindehuayuchuanlai，panyipeizhemeimeiyijingkanwanlebanben《dongwushijie》。
tingdaomamadehua，xiangdaoguize1，panyiheshangshuben，rouleroumeimeidetoudao：“mamajiaole，womenxianquchifan？”
“haode。”meimeishifenguaiqiaodeyinghedao。
suihoutabaoqimeimei，zouxiangcanzhuo。raner，dangmuguangchujizhuoshangdeshiwushi，panyibujineran。
yiwansanfazhebumingqixideroutangshang，jingranpiaofuzhesankeguiyideyanqiu。
yipanheixuxudeshucai，xingzhuangguaiyi，wucongbianren。
xiangbizhixia，yipanfanqiechaodanxiandegewaizhengchang，sezeyouren。
lingyipanhongshaojituikansimeiwei，danneixingzhuangquerangrenlianxiangdaobeijieduandewuzhideyingershouzhang。
zhiyuneibaimifan，meiyilidoubaomanyuanrun，zhishixikanzhixia，fangfonengganshoudaotamenzaiweiweirudong。
panyidelianseshunjianyinchenxialai，xinzhonganzidigu：zheidongxi，zhendenengchima？”
panyisisuozheruhedapoyanqiankunjing，zheixieshiwuchixiaqu，guizhidaohuifashengshenmeshi。
sisuopianke，panyiganjuejiejuewentideguanjianjiushizaiyumuqin。
【jiandingzhiyan】，panyifadonglejineng，kanxianglemuqin。
【母亲
好感度：70
tacengcanzaozhangfudewuqingpaoqiyushahai，danduihaizideaiquecongweiyincijianruo。
weilebaohuhaizimianshougengduodeshanghai，tayiranpaihuaizaizheigejia，ranghaizikeyianquanjiankangdehuoxiaqu，shitaxinzhongweiyideqiyuan。】
panyikandaomuqindejianjie，yeshishengqiyisilianmin。
buguohenkuaipanyijiulengjinglexialai，zaiguaitanyoukongkelianbierenhaishiduokeliankelianzijiba。
congmuqindeyouhaoduqimashuominglemuqinduihaiziderongrenduxiangduihaishifeichanggaode。
zuozaicanzhuoshangdepanyimeiyoubudongkuai，dasuankankanmuqindejixian。bijingzheigeshiwu，shizaibuganchangshi。
“nizenmebuchifan？”mamadeshengyinchuanlai，“kuaidianchifan！”
“zheinaixingyetaidile！”panyiyitouheixian，benlaihaiyiweikeyituoyituo。
tingdaomamakaishicuicudeshengyin，kaolvshuozijibuezheizhongjiekou，zaiguaitanshijiekendingbuxianshi，zhengxiangzhezenmeban。
“dong，dong，dong”menkouchuanlaileqiaomensheng，“qukaimen。”babadichendeshengyinchuanlai。
lianhuanduomingsha？panyitaiyangxuezhitiao，huiyiyixiaguize，panyihuaiyizijitongshizaijitiaoguizejianfengkuangcabian。
【guize1：muqinhenaizijidehaizi，yaotingmamadehua】
【guize3：buyaohefuqinyourenhejiaoji，rufuqinzhudonghenishuohua，jinliangbimianyuyanshangdejiaoliu；】
【guize5：gongyudelinjumenrezhongyubaifang，qieji，buyaoweirenheyiweilinjukaimen】
panyiqingqingmiqiyanjing，sisuoleyihuierpojuzhifa。
suihouzhuanshenbaoqimeimeidao：“meimei，nicaicaikan，zheigeshihousheihuilaiwomenjia，wocaikendingshixianglaicengfande！”
“buzhidao，zuihaoshilaituixiaotangguode。”meimeiyanshenyiliangdao。
panyibaozhemeimeizoudaomenkou，shuodao：“meimei，neinilaikaimen，kankanshishei？”
“haode，gege。”meimeixiaoshouyizhuan，menyingshengerkai。
menwaizhanzheyigecuguangdehanzi，“shizhangboboa。”meimeijiaodao。
suoweidezhangboboyikandaopanyi，yanzhongshanguoyisiyise，erdangtafaxiankaimendeshimeimeishi，shenseyouhuifulezhengchang。
tajuqishouzhongdeliangpingjiu，xiangwuneidefuqinhandao：“hei，zhenghaonimenzaichifanni，yaobuyiqiheliangbei？”
panyichuaice，zheiyinggaishigongyulidelinju。kanzheduifangshouzhongdejiu，taxinsiyidong，reqingdiyaoqingdao：“zhangbobo，jiranlaile，jiuyiqijinlaichiba！”shuozhe，tabianjiangzhangboboyindaolecanzhuopang。
ranhou，taqiaoqiaobaoqimeimei，dishengshuo：“womenkebuhejiuguiyiqichifan。gegezuijinxuehuileyishoujuehuotiankoumian，nixiangbuxiangchangchanggegedeshouyi？”
meimeiyitingtiankoude，yanjinglikeliangleqilai，dao：“haoa！haoa！”
panyidaizhemeimeizoudaomuqinshenbian，qingshengshuo：“ma，meimeibuxihuanjiuwei，wodaitaquchufangzuodianmianchi。”
muqinkanzhepanyi，youzhuantoukanlekanyijingkaishihejiudefuqinhelinjulaozhang，momodidianlediantou。
【ding！muqinhaogandu+5haogandu75】
xianran，panyidexingdongdedaolemuqindemoxu。
panyisuihoubaozhemeimeijinrulechufang，yifanxunzhaohoufaxianchufanghaishiyouzhengchangdemianfende。
shiwufenzhonghou，meimeiyaoleyikoumiantiao，zheiwanyoudayouyuan，zheimianyoukuanyoucu，kanzhezhongjianhaishimianfenzhuangdemiantiao：“gege，zheimiantiaozenmehemamazuodebuyiyang”
“zheicaijiaojuehuoma，yiyangbujiulandajiele”
“danshitiandehoude，weidaohaoguaia”
“zheinidexipin，pinwannijiufaxianzijichibaole”
“……”
怪谈直播间：
“zheichuyi，xiaoguizenmebudasita？”
“panyiniubia，jingranmeifashengrenhebuhaodeshiqing。”
“longguotianxuanzhezenmezuodaode？”
“tadetianfushizuobideba！”
“wojiaxiaoyiyishizaishitailihaile！”
“龙国必胜！”
yucitongshi，qitaxingcundetianxuanzhemenyezhengmianlinzheyupanyixiangsidejueze。
qitatianxuanzheyewuyiliwaidibeifuqinbizhequkaimen。
mianduiduogecabianguizedejueze，geguogaocengbudebujinjiqidonglediercitishijizhi，yimiantianxuanzhezaidiyitianjiuzaoyubuce。
yingguo，biqinglianzhongdekelisijuewangdiwangzhemanshenchanraozheguiyiheiqidemeimei，hunshentengtong。
jiuzaizheishi，mamadeyishengyanlihechirangmeimeizhujianhuifulechangtai：“buxuzainaole，gaichifanle！”
meimeideyanshenzhujianqingming，suihoujingdouzaikelisizhijiezouqulecanzhuozuoxia。
kelisijiannanqishen，danwangzhecanzhuoshangneixieqixingguaizhuang、sanfazhebuxiangqixideshiwu，tazaiduchiyile。
qiaomenshengxiangqi，“niqukaimen。”fuqindeshengyinchuanlai。
kelisixiangdaoguize，gangbeimeimeibaonvedetawanquanmeiyouyongqiqukaimen。
jiankelisihaowudongzuo，fuqintaitoukanxiangleta：“meitingdaorangniqukaimenma？”
zhengdangkelisiwanfenjiaolvzhiji，zhongyuchuanlailedegaocengdetishiyin。
dedaotishidekelisixinzhongyidong，juedingcaiquxingdong。tachangshizhekaojinmeimei，wenroudishuo：“meimei，womenyiqiqukankanmenkoushisheilaile，haobuhao？”
raner，meimeiquemoshengdekanzheta，jiaodao：“nibushigege，gunkai！nibushiwodegege！”
kelisilengzhule，tadedanaofeisuyunzhuan，shituzhaodaoyingduizhice。
yankanfuqinjiuyaoqishen，kelisijuedingyingzhetoupizouxiangmenkou。
tajiangyingzheshenti，meiyibudouxiandeyichangjiannan。dangtazouguoshafashi，jiaoxiayihua，zhijieshuaidaozaidi，qishenhougankuaizouxiangmenkou，dakailejiamen。
menkouzhanzhezhengshilinju，tajianzhiyoukelisiyigerenkaimen，yanzhongshanguoyisiyise。
budengkelisifanying，linjuyibazhuazhutadeyiling，jiangtamengdizhuaichulemenwai……