第1章
【模拟开始】
【nibeishiniangdaidaodongfu】
【一夜无话】
【你死了】
【模拟结束】
“不是哥们…”
合欢宝宗，药堂。
caowuli，meimaoruhuadeqinglengshaoniankanzheyanqiandexinximianban，biaoqingguiyidaolejizhi。
这就死了？
这对么？
yijuexinglai，qinfengchuanyuedaoweixianzhongzhongyaomoshijiedangzhong，chengweiyigeshenfujipinludingtizhi，beifumumaidaomozongdeshaonian。
拜师药堂长老。
zaiyaotangzhongduodizidangzhongpaixingdiwu，shangmianyousiweishijie。
shizunduizijihushidandan，xiangyaobazijilianchengrencai。
shiniangheshijiemenyeduizijitumoubugui。
xinghao，qinfengjuexingwancimonixitong，meitianyongyouyiwancimonicishu。
meixiangdaodiyicimonijiuchushibuli，huoleyitianjiugale。
buguobuyaojin，shaoleyicimoni，tahaishengxiajiuqianjiubaijiushijiucimoni！
“**！”
“wojiubuxinxiacimoniwohaigadezheimekuai！”
【第二次模拟开始】
【youleshangcimonidejiaoxun，nizhidaozijibunengzuoyidaibi，mingriqingchennijiuhuibeishiniangdaidaodongfudangzhong，henhenyazha，zaitaneihuajindanqixiushidequanlizhixia，nidangchangjiuhuibeijiaoxietoujiang，huobuguoyiri！】
【nibunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhezheiyangdexueanfasheng！nidezijiu！】
【jinye，shiniweiyidejihui。chenzheyese，nijuedingchangshitaoliyaotang，shenzhitaolihehuanbaozong。】
【ninieshouniejiaodituikaifangmen，rongruleqinglengdeyueguangzhong。】
【nixiaoxinyiyidibikaixunyededizimen，pingjiejiyichaozhexiashandexiaojingmoqu。】
【jiuzainijijiangjiejinhushandazhendebianyuanshi，yidaowuxingdepingzhangzhouranliangqiweiguang，qiangdadefanzhenlirangniqixuefanyong，chadianyikouxuepenchulai。gengzaodeshi，zheiweiruodelinglibodongshunjianjingdonglexunluodizi！】
【“shei？！”yishengjiaochichuanlai，nirenchushifuzexunyedesanshijie。tashenyingrudian，shunjianchuxianzainimianqian，yueguangxia，takanxiangnideyanshendaizhejingya，suijihuaweinongnongde、haobuyanshidetanlanhewanwei。】
【“xiaoshidi？shengengbanyede，zheishiyaoqunaerya？”sanshijieqiaoxiaoqianxi，lianbuqingyikaojin，yiguzuirendetianxiangpumianerlai，rangniwufadongdan，shentiruanmianwuli，“mobushi......xiangtao？”】
【nishitujieshi，dansanshijiegenbenbuting，tayushouyihui，yidaofenhongsedelinglishengsuoshunjianjiangnikunlegejieshi。】
【“shidi，shizuntalaorenjiaduinikeshijiyuhouwangni，shidizheimebuguai，shijiezhihaoxiantishizunhaohaoguanjiaoguanjiaonile。”tatianletianhongchun，yanshenchiredefangfoyaojiangnironghua。】
【nibeisanshijiedaihuiletadedongfu。jiexialaide‘guanjiao’guochengcanburendu。suiransanshijiezhiyouzhujiqi，burushiniangneibanbadaojuelun，danduinizheigeburuliudexiaocainiaolaishuo，tongyangshiwufachengshouzhizhong。】
【nibeiyazhalesantiansanye。】
【你死了。】
【模拟结束。】
【jianglijiesuan：sanshijiedebingsilingwa】
“淦！！！”
qinfengmengdicongmonidesiwanghuifangzhongjingxing，etoushangquanshilenghan，shentihaizaiyinyinzuotong。
他咬牙切齿。
“jingranyoubeinongsile？”
“niemamadewen！laozijiubuxinle！hainengyizhibeinongsi？monijixu！”
【第三次模拟开始】
【nishenzhitaolishisilu，bixulingpixijing。nixiangqilejiweishijiezhijianweimiaodejingzhengguanxi，tongshidashijieheshiniangsihuyeshifenbuduifu，zidashizunbiguanhou，errenyizhimingzhengandou。nijuedingliyongzheiyidian！】
【nimubiaomingque：zhaodaokanqilaizuiqingaodedashijie！jiyizhong，dashijiesihuduikaoludingxiulianzheizhong‘jiejing’poweibuxie，cenggongkaibiaoshiguobiyi。zheishiniweiyidexiwang！】
【nizaiciqianchufangmen，zheicimubiaomingque，zhibendashijiede‘tingxuexuan’。niyunqibucuo，lushangmeiyudaoqitashijie。nijinzhangdiqiaoxiangledashijiedeyuanmen。】
【“herenshenyeraowoqingxiu？”yigeqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，yuanmenwushengkaiqi。dashijieyishensubaidaopao，qizhirubingxue，cumeikanzhebeiyeludashi、xiandeyouxielangbeideni。tayanzhongshanguoyisibuyichajuedebodong，danhenkuaibeilengmoqudai。】
【“shijiejiuwo！shiniangtamingriyaoqiangxingshouwoweirumuzhibin，xing......xingneicaibuzhishi！shidizizhizizhidiwei，sibuzuxi，danshiniangcijuyouweidaoxin，kongsunqiqingxiua！qiushijiekanzaitongmenzhiyi，jiujiushiniang，yejiujiushidiba！”】
【shenfudingjiludingtizhideren，tianranduinvxiujiuyouzhebukezudangdexiyinli，zaijiashangcishicike，yueguangxiadenimeimaoruhua，fangfotianshangzhexianyiban，qizhiqinglengchuchen，lihuadaiyu，rerenlianxi，dashijieshengchuceyinzhixin。】
【“dangzhenruci？”dashijielazhenideshou，banidaijinwuzili，tadeshengyinwenrouwubi，chongmanguanqie，yanshenyeyizhiliuzainideshenshang，sihufeichangdedanxinni，feichangdexintengni。】
【“dangzhenruci！”nizhitianfashi，bingyinhuiditidaozijiwuyizhongtingdaoshiniangmingriqingchenyaozhaojianzijirudongfu“zhidiangongfa”。nidudejiushidashijiedejiaoaohedui“waimenxiedao”depaichi。】
【dashijiechenmopianke，zhoushenhanqigengsheng：“heng！shiniangta......jingyeruciziganduoluo！weileququxiuwei，lianzheidengxiazuofamenye......”tameiyoushuoxiaqu，danyanzhongdeyaneheyisiduishiniangquanweidetiaozhanyubeinibuzhuodaole。】
【talazhenideshou，yanshenbiandeyuefawenrou，haoxiangkanzheyigejueshizhenbao，“bupa，shidi，shijiezaini，nibuyaopa，zheihuitianseyebuzaole，nihaohaodeshuiyijueba，shuixingzhihouyiqiejiudouguoqule。”】
【zaidashijiewenroudeshengyindangzhong，niganjueyanpiyuelaiyuechen，niwendaoyiguxiangtian，nixiangyaoshuijue，nongnongdejuanyiqinshierlai，niganjueyouxiebuduijing，danniwufazuzhi，nibishangleyanjing。】
【“shuangxiu？heng！xiazuozhifa！”dashijielenghengyisheng，kanzheshushuideni，taneiqinglengdemouzilifanqihongguang，tatianletianzuichun，“jipin！zhenshijipin！ludingtizhi！tianshengdezhijibaohun！”】
【dashijieshuangzhiyibing，yiguxuaneryouxuandeqixijianglin，gupoxuanmiaodewenluchuxianzaitademeixin，xiayike，nideshentizaizheiyouyouguangmangxiabeiyinmie，nidelinghunzhujianxingchengyibazhangjian，nibeilianchenglejianling。】
【“miaomiaomiao！”dashijiekanzhetongtiyimiyouyudebaojian，meiyanwanwan，xiaoyanruhua，“rucibiankezhangjiushiyong！baizhebunao！wanfabuqin”】
【nizuoweilingjianzhuangtaibeiyazha】
【压榨一天】
【压榨两天】
【压榨三天】
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【yazhidijiuwanjiuqianjiubai…】
【你不堪其辱。】
【你死了。】
【模拟结束。】
【jianglijiesuan：dashijiedeqianhuanyouyi】