第三章给宋总当舔狗
yizhidaowozoudaozijidegongzuozhuoqian，wodoumeiyouhuanguojingerlai。haishiyipangdetongshiqingqingqiaoleqiaowodezhuomian，chaowozhalezhayan，wocaihuanguolai。
“nizenmehesongzongyiqihuilaila。xiangqinhaishunlima？”wodehaoguimijianfandazililukanjinglirenbuzai，qiaoqiaohewoshuoxianhua。
wozhuanguotouquluchuyifupixiaoroubuxiaodebiaoqing，liansecangbai，hedelilushoushangdelingshidousaleyidi。
“aiyamaya，nihewoyitiao。”
“gangsongzongkannigongweishangmeiren，jiuwenwoshenmeqingkuang，wojiubanixiangqinzheishiergaosutale，wohaimeishuowantajiujijimangmangpaochuqu，yuanlaishiquzhuanile。”liluzhualeyibalingshifangzaizuili，hanhubuqingdeyoudao，“zhenkepa，lianxiangqinshijiandoubuji。”
womengdihuishen，yilianyuanhendekanxianglilu，“yuanlaishinixiaozibawoxingzongtouluchuqude。”
“nigenbenbuzhidaowojintianjinglileshenme。yexumingtiannijiujianbudaowole......”
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“woqu，niwanle。”zheishililuzaitinglewojiangshujintianfashengdeyiqiehouzongjiexingdefayan。
woyefeichangzantong，wowanle，chechedididewanle。
suirandajiadoutiantianmazheigeshaxgongsizheibuhaoneibuhao，danshishishang，wosuozaidezheigeyanchengongsihaishifeichangyoushilide，gongzidaiyugao，jinshengkongjianda，suiranjingchangjiaban，danshiqueshihuitishengzijidegongzuonengli，yaozhenbeikaichule，woxiangwoyinggaihuitongkusantian。
wopazaizhuozishanglianliantanqi，yipangdelilukanbuxiaqule，xushiyouxiekuijiu，tarexindebangwoxiangjiejuefangan，
“nixianzaiyaoxiangbubeizanmenxiaoxinyandelaobankaichu，zhiyouyigebanfa。”
woxiangshizhuazhuweiyidejiumingdaocao，“shenmebanfa？”
“danggetiangou，shijingertianta。”lilufulefuyanjing，yiyanrenzhendeshuo。
wo：“......”
“niyaobuyaotingtingzijishuoleshenme？wo，qiaoanan，zenmekenenghuiqutianyigeyazhayuangongdegongzuokuang？wobuyaomianzia！”
jiexialaidejitianjiushiwodedaxingzhenxiangxianchang。
“songzong，xuyaokafeima，woqujininmai。”
“songzong，jintianyubaoyouyu，ninjidedaisane。”
“songzong，baobiaogailewugefangan，ninkanzhongnakuanzanyongnakuan”
zhenggegongsiduiwodeyichangbiaoxiangandaochijing。jiulianliluyegangaidao，“cengjingzheigefansongdiyiren，beilaobanshengshengyazhachengdiyigoutuizi。”
wojianxinzhenchengcaishibishaji，danmeixiangdaotianleyizhoulesongyanhaishihenlengmo，yidianbudaliwo，danshiduiwosuoxiandeyinqinzhaoshoubuwu，kafeiyehele，sanyedaile，baobiaohaiduoyaoleliangfen。
jiuxiangliludianpingdeneiyang：wojuedesongzongzaidiaozhenini。
gongsimeizhoudouhuikailihui，meicisongyanzaishangmiantaotaobujuedejiang，wohelilujiuzaizuihouyipaiyibianliaotianyibiansikaozhongwuchishitangdenagefan，jintianyebuliwai。
“zheizhouwohuiqubshichucha，xuyaoyiweifuzezheigexiangmuguihuadetongshilaibangmang，youyuanyidema？”songyannaqiyifenxiangmubiao，chaotaixiakanqu。
wokanzheyipangliangyanfaguangdelilu，yanlekoutuomo，“nibuhuishirangwoquba，songyanai，hetayiqichucha，haiburuzhijiekaichuwo。”wolianmangbaishoudao。