「dierti,qingwen,nibangzhuxueyuanjiaowuguanliyuanxubaoguozhipiaoma?youhuozhemeiyou。」
nianchushi,womenxueyuandejiaowuguanlilaoshiyinweinuoyonggongkuan,beixueyuankaichu,lianshencha。
wonaozilimaochuyigecaixiang。
nandaoshiyaoshuoxiangfandedaancaixing?
我深吸一口气——
「有。」
「回答错误!」
wohexiaofanjiaowozaiyiqideshou,shouxinquandoushihan。
zaicuoyici,jiushisiluyitiao。
duimiandeguaiwu「wo」huida,tongyangdewenti,tajichulexiangfandedaan。
「回答正确!」
luluqidetiaojiao,「bugongping!meicidoushiyiyangdewenti!womenhuidacuowu,tamenziranjiuzhidaozhengquedaan!」
shouyinyuanwanquanbulihuiluludehua,zhijiezhixiangleta。
「disanti,qingwen,nihuitichensuguanyinmantouqiexingjingma?youhuozhemeiyou。」
yiqianwomenlouyousimingsuguan,lunliuzhiban,chensuguanyinweitouqienvshengsushedeshoushibeizhualexianxing,shanggeyueyijingbeikaichule。
wohexiaofanduishiyiyan,shiqingyouxiexiqiao。
suoyouwenti,zhixiangdedoushiwomenxuexiaolifashengguodechouwenhezuixing,kewomenjuedabufenxuesheng,doushizaishifazhihoucaicongtingdaofengshengheliuyan。
genbenbukenengyoucanyudejihui。
lulumianhongerchi,「meiyou!wozenmekenengganneizhongshi!」
「回答错误!」
sandaowentixialai,womensangerenquandoushiqulejinyouyicidecuowujihui,erduimiandeguaiwumen,yiciyemeiyoudacuoguo。
disidaoti,shouyinyuanzhixiangayao。
「disiti,qingwen,nicengshixiaoyuanbaolideshibaozhema?shihuozhebushi。」
ayaoyaozhezuichun,shengyinhenxiao,「……shi。」
shouyinyuandexiaorongxiaoshile,xinbuganqingbuyuandixuanbu。
「回答正确!」
lundaoduimiandeguaiwuzuodashi,jia「ayao」yijiujichulexiangfandaan。
「回答错误!」
womenxinliweiayaogandaogaoxing,kexiangxiaoquexiaobuchulai。
siwangdeweixiezhenshezhewomen。
dierlunguaiwufangxianzuoda,womenmeiyouyali,zhixuyaogenjutamendedaanduicuojinxinggendajiukeyi。
qianlianglundatijieshu,liangduidoumeiyourenbeitaotai。
disanlun,ayaozhudonghexiaofanhuanleweizhi。
ayaoshuo:「wohaoxiangfaxianleguilv,wohaiyouliangcijihui,woxianshishi,ruguoyanzhengzhengque,nimenjiuanwoshuodeguilvda。」
gangganghaixuyaobeiwoheluluchanfudeayaoxiangshibianlegeren。
suirantadeshourengjiuzaidou,dantaquehaishiweilewomenzhandaolezuiqianmian。
shouyinyuannaolenaotou,zhuangzuokunaodeyangzi。
「a,woxiangdaoleyigehaowenti。」
tayixiao,wohunshenyizhan。
「disanlundiyiti,qingwen,niyuanyijiaruguaiwuduiliejixuyouxima?yuanyihuozhebubuyuanyi。」
woqingchudikanjian,ayaodehoulonghuadongleyixia,yanquanfanhong。
「……愿意。」
「ayao!nihushuoshenme!wanyiyouxianjing……」
lulubeihehuaile,yueguoweizhiqulaayaodeshou,quebeishouyinyuanjinggao。
「xuanshouhuidaozijideweizhi,buyaoyuewei,jinggaoyici,diercizhijiechuju。」
womenjinzhangdidengdaigongbujieguo,shouyinyuanyouxieqijibaihuai。
「回答正确!」
ayaojidongdezhitiao,yibianmoleiyibianshuangshouheshiqidao:「wozhidaole,wozhidaole!dengxianimenkanwoshoushihuida,womennengying!」
womenmingmuzhangdandizuobi,shouyinyuanyebuzhizhi,yinweiguizelimeiyoubunenghuxiangbangzhuzheiyitiaoxianzhi。
zaiayaodetishixia,womenqiyusanrenquanbudatichenggong。
guaiwufangdejia「wo」,yinweidacuoliangci,dangchangbaobi。
zheiyiweizhe,womenyingle。
qinyandikanzhe「ziji」koutuxianxuedaozailedishang,chongjiganlingwoshoujiaofama,wodangchangganouqilai。
meiyougaoxing,zhiyoujiehouyushengdeqingxing。
「bisaijieshu,413sushehuosheng,shibaifangtaotaichuju!yingjiajiangli,mianfeidapaisong,chaoshiquanchangwupinsuiyitiaoxuan,bu**!」
ayaohaipadibalianmaizailexiaofanjianshang,womenbishangyan,tingdaoduimiandeguaiwuyicidongrandaodi。
womenyounaleyibufenwuzi,huxiangchanfuzhehuidaosushe,guanshangmenzhihou,sigerenjinjindibaozaiyiqi,haotaodaku。
lulujidongdizaiayaolianshangqinleyikou,「nitaibangle!ayao,nijiulewomendeming。」
xiaofanwen:「ayao,guilvshishenme?wodaoxianzaidouhaimeimingbai。」
ayaoyanliyizhiqinzhelei,yibanshihaipa,yibanshiqingxing。
「qishidaanhezhenxiangmeiyouguanxi,ershihewomendetoufayanseyouguan。」
heisetoufaderenshizhengyide。
「genjuguize,womendangzhongzhiyoudalinshihaoren,erwomensangeyinweifase,beifenleidaolehuaideyifang,suoyizhiyaoneirongshixieede,womenjiuyaojichukendingdedaan,dalinzeyaojichufoudingdaan。」
kanlai,zheichangyouxidepojiezhidao,quandouxuyaoyikaoneifengxinshangdeguize。
genglingwozaiyideshi,shouyinyuanweishenmehuitidaoneixiexuexiaolifashengguodeanjian。
「nandaoshouyintaitidaodeneixiechouwenheanjian,hewomenxianzaisuochudejingkuangyouguan?」
xiaofanhewoyouxiangtongdeyiwen。
「erqie,tahaiwenleqitayixiewomenmeitingshuoguodeshiqing,wojuedewomenyoubiyaobasuoyoushiqingdoulejietouche,shuobudingnengzhaochutaolikunjingdefangfa。」
jingkongweiding,sheiyemeiyouweikouchidongxi。yiyeweimian,youjinglileyichangshengsitiaozhan,dajiajinpilijin,suojinmenchuang,lashangchuanglian,zhunbeihaohaoshuiyijue。
wotiyi:「zanmenyihoushuijuedeshihou,liuyigerenbaochiqingxing,lunbanxiuxi,youqingkuanglikebaquanburenhanxing。」
xiaofanyouyiyi:「yigerenbuxing,lianggerenyizubijiaohao,wanyiyouguaiwuweizhuangchengzhishouderen,womenhennanfenbian。」
woheluluyizu,xiaofanheayaoyizu,congwanshang22:00daozaoshang8:00,meiwugexiaoshilunyiciban。
xiaofanheayaoxianhuichuangshangbujuele,woheluluzaixiamiankanshudafashijian。
gangpingfuhaoxinqing,sushedemenbeiqiaoxiang。
yigexindexinfengcongmenfengxiadilejinlai。
wodazhedanzi,shangqianwanyaojianqixinfeng。
quezaimenfengchu,kandaoleyizhiyanzhengdingzhewo,duifangdeheisezhangfadalazaidishang,henshikongbu,jiuxiangtangzaidishangyiyang。
wohedelianlianhouche,dengluluwanyaozaiququeren,menfengwaiyijingkongkongruye。
lulukandaowochaikaixinfenghouxianrulechenmo,jiqiediwen:「xinlixiedeshenme?guizegengxinlema。」
「bu,zheishiyifenyishu。」
落款,黄亚琪。
「wohenzheilidesuoyouren,nimenquandouyouzui!zhidaozhenxiangquebuganshuochukou,mujizuiequeshushiwudu,bangzhumoguiyinmanzuixing,nimendoushibangxiong,woyaorangnimenxuezhaixuechang!」
luluwen:「sushebianchengzheifuguiyangzi,gaibuhuishihuangyaqibianchenggui,huilaibaofuzheigexuexiaoliderenleba?」
kexuedaolijieshibuqing,woyemeidiqiquantabieluanxiang。
bijingguoqushiergexiaoshili,fashengdeshiqingshizaitaiguoguiyi。
dengayaohexiaofanshuixing,womenjielezilaishui,paolezirehuoguo,yibianchiyibianfenxiyishudeneirong。
xiaofan:「wojide,huangyaqisushejiuzaiwomenlouli,nagefangjianwowangle,tadesheyoukendingzhidaoxieshenme。」
woyuanbenyezheiyangdasuan,danyixiangdaoyishulitidaode「bangxiong」,woyoujuedeyoudianweixian。
lulufanliangda,yiwanhuoguomeichibao,paoletongmian。
wocongcesuochulaideshihou,tazhenghuchihuchidichimian,wokanzhetajiaobiandenuanhu,danaoyipiankongbai。
「ni,gaibuhuishiyonglewohulidereshuiba?」
luludaidaididiantou,「shia,wohulishuibutairele,yinshuijipaiduiderentaiduo,wojiu……」
shuozheshuozhe,tazijiyeyishidaole,yanzhuzichadiandengchulai。
yinshuijilidereshuiyoudu。
wodenuanhuli,shizuowangangjiedereshui。
luluqishenchongjincesuo,bachidedongxiquandoutulechulai。
「wanle,wojuedetouyun,woduziyeteng。」
luluhedeliandoubaile,dunzaidishangku,「zenmeban,wohaibuxiangsia,wozuitaiqianle,nishuowoduochineiyiwanmianganma!」
我们又急又怕。
xiaofananweidao:「zheigedu,yemeishuoyidinghuiyaoming,shuobudingzhishiladuzieryi,nixianduohediankuangquanshui,zhengqubacanyudusuxishidiao。」
luluyikouqihelesanpingkuangquanshui,talianselahuang,henshixuruo,「woganjuewo,buxingle。」
womenxintidaolesangziyan,ayaodeyanleishunjianliulechulai。
「zaihe,wojiu,chengsile。」
「……」
wobuxiangzuoyidaibi,「zouba,qusuguanshi,zhaogedaiyanjingdesuguanwenqingchu。」
womensigelaidaoyilousuguanshi,qiaokaimenhou,faxianwulizhiyouliuayiyigeren。
tayitouheisepijianzhangfa,zhengdaizhelaohuajingzhimaoyi。
「来借什么的?」
wo:「womenbujiedongxi,wosheyouheleyinshuijilidereshui,zenmeban?」
liuayiyanshenguaiyidikanzhewo,「helejiuhele,shuibujiushirangrenhedema?」
womensigemianmianxiangqu,nabuzhuntashishenmeyisi。
xiaofanzhuiwen:「ayi,ninzhidaoneigexinfengshangdeguizema?」
「知道啊。」
liuayilakaichouti,conglimianzhuachuhouhouyitayimoyiyangdexinfeng,zhengshisaijinwomensushelideneizhong。
yuanlaimeitianpaifazheixieguizederen,shisuguan。
wolingjiyidong,huanleyizhongtiwenfangshi:「wosheyouhuisima?」
luludalegelengzhan,liuayijixuditouzhimaoyi,「buhui。」
我们顿时松了口气。
lulurengranbufangxin,「keshi,yinshuijilidereshuibushiyouduma?」
liuayiyoudianshengqi,「bushirendedongxihelecaihuizhongdu,doushuolemeishi,aixinbuxin。」
yuanlaizheixieguize,shijiaojiwomenduikangguaiwudefangfa。
woganjinzhuiwen:「ninshuodehua,womenkendingxiangxin,ayi,ninzhidaohuangyaqishiweishenmezishama?」
liuayishoulidedongzuotingzhu,biaoqingbiandejingkong,「tashibeirenbiside!」
wohaixiangzaijixuwen,suguanshidemenbeituikaile。
徐阿姨回来了。
womenyikandaotajiuhunshenfamao,ayaozhijieduodaolelulubeihou,kexuayixiaomimidikanzhewomen,
xiangshibujidezuowanfashengdeshiqing。
xuayiyijinmen,liuayijiubuzaishuohuale。