第3章 上门挑衅

wenyan,guzejingdedongzuoyidun,chunjiaojiangyingdecheleche。

“wobuxiangnainaidaoshihouyinweizheishi,laipitougailiandezeguaiwo。”

原来是怕奶奶发难。

qiaoshiyanxinlizuihoudeyisiqiwangyehuanmiele。

taqiangrenzheyaoduokuangerchudeyanlei,goulegouchun,“nifangxin,wobuhuigaosunainaide。”

shuowan,tacongguzejingnalaidedaizili,nachuzijideshuiyi,raoguotaquweishengjiangenghuan。

zaibingfangwaideguzejingdenglejinershifenzhong,doumeiyoudengdaoqiaoshiyanchulai。

tabunaifandechuangjinweishengjian,“nidaodizailimianganshenme?”

qiaoshiyanbeituruqilaidedongjingheleyitiao,mangyongzhichuandaoyibandeyifuzhezhuzijideshenti,jingkongdeshuangyandingzheguzejing,“nijinlaiganshenme?”

“zheilimeiwairen,zheshenme,youbushimeikanguo。”qiaoshiyanxiayishidefanyingrangguzejingyouxiebuyue。

qiaoshiyanbieguolian,lianbuzijuedehonglehong,“nixianchuqu,womashangjiuchuanhaole。”

guzejingduzaiweishengjianmenkou,sihaomeiyouyaolikaideyisi。

“ershifenzhonglianyijianyifudoumeihuanhao,sheizhidaoniduolimianzuoshenme,wojiukanzhenihuan。”

wunai,qiaoshiyanzhinenghongzhelian,beiduizheta,nulichangshijiangyifuchuanshang,danshiyougeboyidongjiuteng。

guzejingzhongyufaxiantadebuduijing,jinsuozhemeitoukaoleguolai,“gebozenmele?”

qiaoshiyanchuixiayanmou,“meishi。”

“zenmekaichede,zheimedaderenle,juranhainengbageboshangdaole。songshou,wobangnichuan!”guzejingyanshenyouxieleng。

qiaoshiyanyanweiweihong,jinzuanzheshenshangjinyoudeyifu,“buyong,wozijichuan!”

“bangexiaoshile,nizijichuanshanglema?”

qiaoshiyanjinyaozhuxiachun,bilebiyan,youxiequrudesongkaileshou。

mingmingzaiyiqishenghuosannianle,kandaoqiaoshiyandeshenti,guzejingdehoujiehaishibuzijuedeshangxiagunlegun。

tayaxiayuwang,zhuanzhueryouqingroudetiqiaoshiyanchuanhaoyifu,erhoujiangtadahengbaoqi,fangdaobingchuangshang。

“nixianxiuxi,woquwenwenyishengnigebodeshi。”

qiaoshiyanjimanglazhuta,“buyong,yishengshuole,zhishiyouxieniushang,xiuxiyitianjiuhaole。”

guzejingxianranbuxin,haishiquzhaoyishengle。

suiranzhiqianjiugenyishengdaguozhaohu,danqiaoshiyanhaishiyouxiedanxinhuijiangtahuaiyundeshishuochulai。

ershifenzhonghou,guzejinglinzheyifenzhouzoulehuilai,fangzaiqiaoshiyandeyanqian。

“hushishuonihaimeichifan,zheishijinidaide。”

kantadefanying,qiaoshiyangangganghaixuanzhedexinzongsuanfangxia。

tatuikailezhou,yaoleyaotou,“womeiweikou,buxiangchi。”

guzejingdemeitouningchengyituan,“buxing,biedaoshihoueshoule,nainaiyouguaiwo。”

qiaoshiyanzaixinliqiranyixiao,yuanlaihaishiyinweinainai。

tabuxiangzaifeihua,naqishaoziyikouyikouchiwan。

gujishiyinweixinlizangzheshi,xishuwan,tabianhunhunchenchendeshuileguoqu。

diertianxinglaishi,guzejingyijinglikai,shouzaitashenbiandeshiwangma。

xiawu,wangmabangqiaoshiyanbanlihaolechuyuanshouxu,liangrengangzoudaotingchechang,jiutingjianbeihouchuanlainvrendeshengyin。

“王妈?”

liangrenshunzheshengyinzhuanguoshen,wangmayiyanjiurenchulelairen,chayidao:“xu**!nihuilaile!”

xupeiyanbeizheyigelvdebaobao,shenchuanlisehuabianlianyiqun,shoulilinzheshuiguolan,lianshangyangyizheweixiao,buzitingzailiangrenshenqian。

tajiangshixianyixiangzhanzaiwangmashenbiandeqiaoshiyan,zuishangjinghuzhe,yanliqueshanguoyisibuxie。

“zheiweijiushizejingdetaitaileba?zhenpiaoliang!woshixupeiyan,hezejingcongxiaoyiqizhangda,zuotianganghuilai,tingshuonizuotianchuchehuole,jiuxiangzhelaikankannini,meixiangdaonizheimekuaijiuchuyuanle。”

xupeiyanjiangshoulideshuiguolandijiqiaoshiyan,“zheishisongjinide。”

qiaoshiyanyanjiezhandou,kanzhexupeiyanmeiyoushuohua,yemeiyoushenshou。

tameixiangdaoguzejingjuranhuibatachuchehuodeshigaosuxupeiyan,gengmeixiangdaoxupeiyanhuiqinzizhaoshangmenlai。

xupeiyandeshouxuanzaibankong,wangmazhinenggangadetiqiaoshiyanshouxiale。

“zhenshimafanxu**le!”

xupeiyanxiaoxiao,shenshoujiangbeifengchuiluandetoufabiezaileerhou。

“bumafan,zheishiwoyinggaizuode。”

taturanxiangqishenme,ranhoucongbaolitaochuyimeijiezhi,dijiqiaoshiyan。

zheishi……shiguzejingdehunjie。