第1章

renwushibai,wobeikunzailerenwushijie。

woderenwushibaxinshengdaiyanyuanshenqingsongshangyingdizhiwei。

shibaihouwotingcongxitongzhilingxuanzelenulishangjindenanerzhousheng。

zaicijiandaoshenqing,shizaijigeyuehoudeyingdizhiweizhengduosaishang。

takanzhewoshenpangdezhousheng,manyanxinghongdishuodao:“luozhouzhou,nizheibeizizhinengsongwodangyingdi。”

tasisidizuanzhewodeshou,woqueturantingdaotadexinsheng。

【wuwuwu,laopobuyaowole。】

azhei,xitongjiwojialeduxinshubuff?

……

wobeixitongchuansongdaoleyigeyiyulechanyeweizhudeshijie。

erwoderenwushibaxinshengdaiyanyuanshenqingsongshangyingdizhiwei。

shenqingyingjiantiaojianjijia,youzhangtebienengdadegaojilian,sihuzhuanweidayingmuersheng。

wobenyiweibaozhedatuile,nengshunliwanchengrenwu。

erzaiwochengweitajingjirendediernianli,tabailanle。

paixizhijiecongpianchangxiaoshi,paiguanggaozhijiejieyue。

zhengzhengsangeyue,yigetonggaomeipao。

yiqiandeshenqing,suibushuojinzhijingye,danduiyanxishijiqireaide。

suiranzuopinbuduo,dangegedoushijingpin。

wohuaiyishenqingbeiduoshele,danwobuganshuo。

dabidabideweiyuejinjiuzheiyangfuzhidongliu,wojidexiangreguoshangdemayi。

danzuozaiyizishangdayouxideshenqingqueyijiuwudongyuzhong,sheijiaotashishenergongzi,shuyishuerdeyulegongsibianshitaqinmakaide。

erwoyemianlinzhebeikaichu,jiusuanbubeikaichuwoyehuizijizou,bijingrenwushibaiwoyeyaobeiduoshe。

“shenqing,woyaocizhile。”

wotaiyankanzhezhengzaidayouxideshenqing。

“e,nizouba。”tatouyebutaidishuodao。

万恶的资本主义!

“hao。”womomodishoushizhebao,zhunbeihuigongsidicicheng。

“nibushizaojiuxiangzoulema?zoubei。”hualimanmandechaofeng。

“ng。”wobuxiangyutabianbo,timiandianlikaiba。

“nikebieqiuzhewoshuoyaohuilai。”tataiyankanzhewo,mouzilimanshilengyi。

“daoshihoubuzhidaosheiqiushei。”wobuganshiruo。

woshengqidipaimenlikai,qihuhudigenxitongduihua:“meileshenqingwobuxinwozaobuchuyingdile!”

conggongsilikaihou,wozaijialitanglezhengzhengyitian。

fanyuezheshoulideyanyuanxinxi,papadalian。

zhangdeshuaiyidiande,meishenqingyouyunwei。

shencaihaoyidiande,meishenqingyanjihao。

yanjihaoyidiande,meishenqingnianqing。

bijing,liyingdizuihouyibudeshenqingjinnianmandamansuandecai20sui!

zhengshifenghuazhengmaodenianji,quebailanle。

wolikaigongsiyihou,shenqingyezoule,quletamadegongsi。

该死的妈宝男。

woyequleyijiaxinyulegongsi,daileyiweishuangqixinshengdailiuliangzhousheng。

gangcongxuanxiulishachuyitiaoxuelu,youpaozhelaiyanyuanquanlifenyiwanzhou。

danshizaiwodejiachixia,huoqilaizhirikedai。

wozheibianzhenghuojihuoliaodijizhoushengtiaojubenni,wuliangmeitiquekaishigonghuo。

jing!jinpaijingjirenyudanghongyanyuanfendaoyangbiaodeyuanyinjingshi…

baodaolibashenqingmiaoxiechengyigeyinweiqiuaibudeeryuyuguahuandelianainaoxiaogege,erwozhengshizhiweizibenzhuyidagongdelengmojingjiren。

zhijianshenqingzhuanfazheitiaoweibo,haipeizi“ng”。

随即秒删。

wogangxiangfaxiaoxiyutabianbo,quekandaotazhongxinfaweiboshuozijihaobeidaole。

youlezheibomianfeichaozuo,wodaidexinyirenzhoushenggengjiayinrenzhumu。

yiqizhixia,wodaizhezhoushengmengtouzhajinlejuzu。

zheizhongshihou,ditouganzhengshibijiaozhongyao。

suiranzheibuxizhoushengshinaner,danshihaozairenshetaoxi,zuoweichudaozuopinbijiaorongyixifen。

womeitianshouzhezhoushengzaijuzushangxiaban,panwangzhetapingjiezheibujunengyipaoerhong。

xitonghaiquanwobietaixinji,bushishenmerendoushishenqing。

wodoukuaifansishenqingle,taquelailezhoushengdejuzu。

suishuoshikechuan,danjiaziyidiandoubushao。

liandaoyandouguolaiduanchasongshui。wolengyankanzheshenqingzaijuzujinjinchuchudezhaorenyangzi,manyandoushibiyi。

zheiyichangganghaoshenqinghezhoushengshichangduishouxi。

wopachulaizhadaodezhoushenghuibeishenqingyayitou,xinlibuduandigandaojinzhang。

zhijianpianchanglituranchuanlaiyishengnuhe,wohedeganjinwangzhoushengpaoqu。

“zenmelemeishiba?biedanxin,genshenqingdaxijinzhangshinanmiande,bijingtashiqianbei…”wozizibujuandishuoleyidaduan。

zhoushengquecongrongdijieguowodiguoqudeshuibeiheleyikou,manmandishuodao:“shishenqingrubulexi。”

啊??

wojinliangshouqilianshangdezhenjing。

zenmekeneng,congwodaishenqingneitianqi,taconglaimeizaiyanjishangdiaoguolianzi。

woyuanyuandikanzhezhengzaiaimadeshenqing,quefaxiantasisididingzhewo。

yanlishikanbuqingdeqingxu。

wozaicihuaiyishenqingbeiduoshele。

zheichangxijieshuhou,shenqingzhizhidixiangwozoulai。

bijingshiqianyiren,woxiangzheyaobuyaodagezhaohuhuanjieyixiaguanxi。

quetingjiantashuo:“huilaidangwojingjiren。”

“bu。”woyizhengyancidijujueta。

zhijiantahenhendidenglewoyiyan,manshiaiyuan。

ranhoutouyebuhuidizoule,xiangshigeshouleqixiaoxifu。

wodaizhezhoushengbuduandijiexipaixi,pingzhezheibuxiaotianjunaner,zhoushengsuanshixiaoyouliuliang。

wobianlazhetaqujiangezhongdadaoyan,kewangmouqugepeijiaohungelianshu。

zuihouzhoushengpingjiezheyibumingzuodexiaopeijiaojishenyuzheiciyingdizhengbasaishang。

wodangranzhidaotabukenengnajiang,keshizhengshizheizhongdasaicaigengyaocengcengredu。

yijingxujiumeijianshenqingle,tingshuotaheguowaidadaoyanhezuodexinpianzhengshinaxiazheicidajiangdeyoulijingxuanzuopin。

tachuanzheyishendetidexizhuang,xiandechengshuyoudaiyouyisishaoniangan。

yanliqueshihuabukaidetuimi。jushuotazheicibanyandeshigeshaonianqiangjianfan。

wotoutoukanzhezaihongtanshangdeta,zhijiantaxiangshibuzhuodaowodemuguang,zhizhididingzhewo。

muguangkepayoushenqing。woturanyoudianhuanghu。

taxiangshikandaolewo,xialehongtanjiuzhunquewuwudichaozhewodefangxiangzoulai。

wozhengxianglazhezhoushengtaozou,taquemaizhedabuzizoulai,lanzheleyaotaopaodewo。

takanzhewoshenpangdezhousheng,manyanxinghongdishuodao:“luozhouzhou,nizheibeizizhinengsongwodangyingdi。”

tasisidizuanzhewodeshou,woqueturantingdaotadexinsheng:【wuwuwu,laopobuyaowole。】??

woyiweishihuanting,queyoutingdaotadexinshengchuanlai。

【tashibushitaoyanwole,weishenmeyijianwojiupao。】

womanlianzhenjingdikanzhemianbugaisedeta,tademuguangrengranshifennude。

wokaikoushuodao:“shenqing,jingranwomendoufendaoyangbiaole,jiubuyaozaijixujiuchanba。”

【渣女。】

zheixiawodudingwonengtingdaotadexinshengle。

“shenqianbei,xiansongshou。”zhijianyipangdezhoushenglenglengdishuodao。

这该死的修罗场。

woxiangyigerenjingyijing,congmangpaoqucesuo,jiaoxingchangnianzaimoyudexitong。

“wei!nandaonijiwojialeduxinshubuff??”wozhiyidao。

“meiyoua。”xitonglanyangyangdishuodao。

neizenmehuishi…womannaoziwenhaodebudaojieda。

woyihuodizhaodaolezijidezuowei。

zhijianshenqinghuanhuandizouguolai,ranhoutiezhewozuoxia。

banshang,womenyijuhuameishuo。wojiayizhengliyifu,taishoucenglecengtadeshoubei。

【zheinvrenzheimejiumeijianwo,zenmeyijuhuayebuxiangduiwoshuo。】

【tadoubuxiangwoma…wuwuwu…】

womengditaitoukanzheta,faxiantazhengmubuzhuanjingdikanzhepingmushangfangdeyingpian。

“shenqing,nizuijinhaihaoma?”

woyoudiandanxintadejingshenzhuangtai。

“meiyouni,wobutaihao。”taturandizhibaidadewocuoshoubuji。

“nimameijinianpaixindejingjiren?”wozhidangtagongzuoyalitaida。

“anpaile,meinihao。”tazhengshizheqianfang,wokanbudaotalianshangdebiaoqing。

【wodouzheimezhibaile,tahaibuxianghuidaowoshenbianma…wuwuwu…nandaobunengnianzheguowangdejiuqingma…】

【laopo,nihaohendexin。】

woturanshihua,nandaoshenqinganlianwo?

yikouyigedelaopo,zheimemensaodeneixinyehennanxiangwobiaobaiba。

wosisuozheyushenqingdeguowang。

faxiantaqueshiduiwotinghaode,bujinzhangdeshuai,youhenzunzhongnvxing。

jideyouyiciwobeizhimingdaoyanxingsaorao,tahaiweiwogendaoyanganleyijia。

wodingzhedapingmufadai,shenqingquemomodidashanglewodeshoubei。

【laopokanwopaidexikandehaorenzhena,xixi。】

taturandexinshengbawocongsixulilahui,pingmushangshenqingdeshuailianbeifangda。

yuzhixiangdeyizhangde,shitashangchengshuizhundeyanji。

tazongshinengjingzhundichuaimojiaosezaijingzhundeyanyichulai。

takeyishiyanlizangzhefengyudefengliushaoye,yekeyishibaolixuexingdeshaonianqiangjianfan,yekeyishilangdangtianzhendeshaonian。

shenqingyouzhangnianlingganbeimohudelian,shaoweiliudianhucha,jiushituifeixinggandeshuxi。qudiaohuziyoushishaonianganmanmandedaxuesheng。

taturankaozaiwoerbian,shuodao:“nihuilaihaobuhao?niyekeyidailianggeyirenba。”

wokanzhetadelian,panduanjiujingshitadexinshenghaishitashuodehua。

tabugankanwodelian,haitaohaodipailepaiwodeshou。

“wozaikaolvkaolv。”wosixubantianshuodao。

yingpianjieshudaolebanjianghuanjie,zheiciruweideyousanbupianzi。

zheicishenqingjianzhishishizaibide。

jieguoquechuhuyiliao,dejiangdequeshiyiweidegaowangzhongdeqianbei。

wokanlekanshenpangdeshenqing,zhijiantazhalezhayanjing,xiaozheshuodao:“nikan,meiyouniwobuxingde。

banjiangdianlijieshuhou,shenqingmamazhaoshangmenle。

jihushixianzaigongzideshibei,pinqingwohuiqudangshenqingdejingjiren。

wojiayiniunie:“xuzong,yaoshishenqingyoubailanbupaixizenmeban?”

zhijianxuzongweixianyixiao,“tayaoshibutingnihua,nilaizhaowo。”

jiuzheiyang,woyouchengweileshenqingdejingjiren,xumamagongsiqixiadejinpaijingjiren。

genzhoushenggaobiedeshihouwohaiyoudiantante。

“zhouzhoujie,wobuyanxile。”zhoushengrenzhendishuodao。

“a?”woyihuodishuodao,suiranzhoushengxianzaiyanjihaiyouxiezhinen,danshijingguodamoyekeyinadechushou。

“woyaohaohaochangge。chengweigeshoujielideshenqingqianbei。”

tamouzilimanshijianyiyurenzhen。

“hao!woxiangxinni!”wopailepaitadejianbang。

tataitoukanzhewoxiao,yandilimanshixingguang。

nianqingzhenhao,rangwoxiangqigangchudaodeshenqing。

“shuoshenmeni,xiaozheimekaixin。”shenqingturanjiadaolengsousoudishuodao。