一炷香后。
qinruxuezaigongnvdesihouxiaxishuwanbi，lveshifendai，zhayanjianjiubianchengleyigeshifenjuyouweiyandenvdi。
suihouhuanshangyishenxiushendenvshilongpao，zoujinqiankundian，zuozailongyishang，nvguanhuangfuwanerchuanlingdao：
“上朝……”
zaoyidenghouduoshidechaochenmenlikegongshendao：“bixiashengan。”
“ng。”qinruxuediantouzuoweihuiying，saoshiyiquan，faxianjintianzheiqundachenyigegequandouwanruanchunyibandizhenaodai，bugankanziji，buyoudelengxiaowendao：“zaimindeqingkuangruhele？”
闻言，全场无言。
dandachenmenyoubunengranghuangdidehuawurenyingda！suoyijigeyanshenjiaoliuzhihou，zhuyaofuzezhenzaidehubushangshuyingzhetoupizhanchulai，zhanzhanjingjingdao：
“huibixia，zaiminyijiupaihuaizailongzhoufuchengwai，shuliangtaida，yiranjiangguanludusai，qietingshuochaotingyaofafangzhenzailiang，qitazhoufudezaiminzhengzaiyuanyuanbuduandiganlai，rujin……yiyouliushiwanzhizhong。”
qinruxuexinzhongzaoyouguji，yincimiansebubian：“zaiminyuelaiyueduolea，neimeguanyuzhenzaizhishi，nimenyeyijingtaolunlesantianle，kecengshangtaochushenmejice？”
zhongdachennikankanwo，wokankanni，doubushuohua。
erhubushangshugangcaizhanchulaihaimeihuiduilie，cishifaxiandajiayoudoubushuohua，nvdihaidingzheziji，xinlimianyizhenkuchu，henbudezhizheshenhouneiqunlaochushengmaniang！
danbiaomianshang，tayijiugongjingdishuodao：“chen，kenqingbixiaxiazhi，congzhouweizhoufujinjidiaoqianliangshi，yizuoyingji。”
“zheishiyinggaide。”qinruxuediantou，“kejiaojindezhoufuzaoyijiangduoyuliangshidiaolai，zaiyaodiaoqian，jiudeshishaoyuanyixie，zuikuaiyedeyouyixunshijian，dan，rujindezhenzailiangkehainengjianchiyixun？ruojianchibudao，yixunshijian，shizugouesirende！”
“e……”hubushangshutanqi，“bugoujianchiyixun。”
“shifouhaiyouqitabanfa？nimenshanglianglesantian，buhuijiuzhiyouzheiyigebanfaba？”qinruxuejianwurenhuida，mianlujifeng，“zuoxiang。”
beijiaodaodezuoxianggoulouzheshenzi，huanhuanchulie：“bixia，kelelingchengneideshanghujuanliang，juchensuozhi，yixiedahujiazhongcunliangduijirushan。”
“e？neizuoxiangniquzuozheijianshi？”
“zhei……”zuoxiangzuijiaoyichou，yilianweinan，“chennianlaotishuai，kongnanshengren。”
开玩笑！
congdahushoulimiankouliangshi，neikeshidezuirendechashi。
shaoyoubushen，kejiubujinjinshidezuifushangdewenti，zhibudingdezuideshinajiaquangui，daoshihourenjiashuadianshouduan，zijidemingshengkejiuchoule！
左相可不傻。
jianci，qinruxueyaoyaotou，huanshiyiquan：“nimensheixiangquzuo？”
wurenyingda，quantituoniao。
qinruxuehaokandelianshangzhongyushengchuyunnu，liandaizheshengyinyetigaobushao：“kanlaizheigebanfaxingbutongle，qitarenhaiyoubanfama？longzhouzhifu。”
weizhizaizhonghouweidelongzhouzhifuhunshenyizhen。
jimangchulie：“chen，chen，chenjiazhonghaiyouxiezihua，chenyuanyimailehuanliang……”
砰！
budengtahuashuowan，qinruxueyizhanghenhendipaizailongyifushoushang，jianglongzhouzhifudehuadaduan，ranhouzaicinuodongmuguang，luodaoduilieqianfang，shuodao：
“右相。”
shangnianzhuangdeyouxiangsihuzaoyoudigao，wenyanzhanchulaidao：“bixia，chenyuanyiyishenzuoze，haozhaoqunchenjuanliang。”
“兵部尚书。”
bingbushangshuzhanchulai：“bixia，buruzhijiechujun，jiangneiqunzaiminqianfanhuiqu。”
“大理寺卿。”
dalisiqingzhanchulai：“bixia，chen，chenshizaishimeiyoubanfa。”
这话一出。
fangfochengledaohuosuoyiban，qitadedachenjianyourendaitoule，dunshijianqihudao：“bixia，chendengzhendemeiyougenghaodebanfale，zhenzaizhinenghuanhuantuzhi。”
zheisuanshituqiongbijian，jinhuyibandedachendoutanpaile。
bixia，chenzhiyouneixiebanfa，meibiedebanfale，ninna，biebichenle……
buguo，tanpaiguitanpai，suoyourendouzhidaozheikendinghuirenuqinruxue，suoyiyigegehaishisuozhenaodai，shengpabeiqinruxuezhuyidao，ranhoushajijinghou。
dan！tamenbingbuzhidaodeshi，qinruxueshijishangduitamendehuiyingzaoyouyuliao。
erqie，dengdejiushizheigeshihou。
cishijiantamenbushuohua，qinruxuefandaoshizhanshuhouqing：“zenme？yigegedebaoxueshishu，zixumingchen，jieguojiuzheidianernengnai？hehe，meiyoubanfa？nimenkezhidao，weishenmenimennabuchubanfa？”
众大臣面面相觑。
piankehou，qishuashuazaibai：“chendengyumei，haiqingbixiagaozhi。”
“bu！nimenkebuyumei，nimenzhishiyufu！zhishigaoao！guyuyouyan‘roushizhebi，weinengyuanmou’，shuodejiushinimen！yigegejiunangfanbao，yongyuanzhizhidaozhanzaizijidejiaoduqukandaiwenti，neinimenkecengzhanzaizaimindejiaodukanwenti？”
qinruxuehuiyizheyeqingdehua，jiangzhizhuanbianchengzijideyuyan。
然后数落道：
“nimenyigegedeguanhuanquangui，yilaishenshou，fanlaizhangkou，lianmaimiaohejiucaidoufenbuqingchu，kongpagenbenmeijianguoqianlijihuang，shupihecaogenquanbeichiguangdejingxiangba？”
“yiziershidaoshitingguo，duinimenlaishuoneizhishishishushangdesigezi，keduiyuzaimineryan，neishinengrangtamenhuoxiaqudeguoliderou！”
“weilehuoxiaqu，neixiezaiminlianrenroudouganchi，genghekuangcaogen，shupi，guanyintu！dannimenni？lailailai！gaosuzhen，nimenyonglaizhenzaideshishenmedongxi？”
hubushangshuxintouyigedeng，haiyiweizhenzailiangchulewenti，hedetajimangjieshidao：“huibixia，zhenzailiangdoushishimianshangchushoudejingzhimiliang，chenyizhidingzhe，jueduimeirenzhongbaosinang……”
“meirenzhongbaosinang，tajiugouchima？”
“呃……不够。”
“neinandaobunengchanshangbiededongxima？birushuocumi……”
“粗米也不多了。”
“米糠呢？”
“bi，bixia，mikangshijishengkouchide……”
qinruxueshenchuyoushou，zhuzhezijidejingzhixiaba，waizhetoukanzhequnchen：“zhendangranzhidaomikangshijishengkouchide，danzhenwennimen，renchilemikang，huisima？”
“不，不会死……”
“能吃饱吗？”
“nengchibao，dannanyixiayan。”
“zaimindouedechitule，nimenzheiqunrenhaixiangzhenanyixiayandeshi？nandaorangtamenhuoxiaqubucaishizhongzhongzhizhong？”
秦如雪都气笑了。
cishicike，tayelandezaixunxujianjin，huadoudaozheierle，tajuedezheiqundachenzhiyaonaozimeibeilvtiguo，yinggaiyijingxiangtongle。
suoyi，tagancuituqiongbijian：
“xianzaidewentijiushizhenzailiangbugouchi，danyijinminenghuansanjinkang！”
“朕问你们。”
“quyixiejingmihuanchengmikang，zaiheshengxiadehunzaiyiqi，chanxieshazi，nimenshuo，zanmenhuidedaoduoshaozhenzailiang？”