“maori，nikezhennanshaa！”
“meixiangdaonihainenglinzhentupo，zhenshihaoyun。”
“buguonidehaoyun，daociweizhile。”
yangqidehuichenjianjiansanqu，shenzhejinjia，shouwoxuanhuabanfudejudatianjiangchuxianzaibaijingyanqian。
巨灵神！
金仙高级的巨灵神！
baijingtongkongweisuo，xinzhongdahai。
zheizenmekeneng？mingmingyinggaishizhenxiancaidui！
xuanxian，zhenxian，shangxian，tianxian，jinxian，banbuhunyuan，hunyuan。
yijingyizhongtian，daolejinxianzhihoumeiyixiaobu，bujinxuyaoshushiwanshenzhibaiwanniandexiulian，haixuyaomodadejiyuanyuwuxing。
jiusuanshiyitouzhuxiulianchengxian，julingshenyebukenengcongzhenxiancuandaojinxian！
zhenyoubeijingdezhuzaozaojiushenjugaoweile，nalihaiyongdeshangzhishoutiantingwanwannianni？
绝对不是巨灵神！
“julingshen”xiaoshanbandexuanhuabanfudaizhehuxiaodefengshengpilai。
“zenmeshayanle，zheikebushihaoxiguanna。”
baijinghuixiuyishan，bianzhanzaiyunzhong，yaoyaokanxiang“julingshen”chelundadeyanjing，jurankanbuchuyisipozhan。
zhishi“julingshen”yanzhongdexixueyuyiwangdemangzhuangcuguangdaxiangjingting。
“buzhishihefangshensheng，dajialaicizhiweishawomaori？
wokezirenmeidezuiguojinxianqianbei。
kuangqiewoyouxianluzaishen，naitiantingdoubuzhengshen，gexiakeyaosansia。”
“julingshen”wenyan，hahadaxiaodao：
“xianfowude，zhongyaodeerzhuzhi！
shenxianninengzuode，woweishenmebuneng？！
shaleni，wobujiushidoubuzhengshenlema？
hahahahaha······”
pangdadexianlicong“julingshen”dexuanhuabanfuzhongxuanxieerchu，jiangbaijinglaolaosuoding，yibingjudadexuanhuabanfuzaibaijingyanqianfuxian。
zheiyijishiduobuguoqule，zhinengyingkang。
baijinglimazuochulepanduan。
zheiyaomoshenmelaili，jurandingshangleta，erqiezheiyaomonengshichujulingshendezhaoshilai，dangzhenshijinxianjibiedejulingshenzaishi！
baijingyumendidiaodongqiquanshenxianli，jiangshouzhongdecuiyushanwangshangyidang，chiredejinguangxingchengyidaopingzhang。
zhishizheiyaomoxiuweishenhou，jinjinshiyijinxianxiuweicuidongjulingshendezhenxianshentong，bianjiangpingzhangposui。
jufudazaiyushanshang，jiangbaijingshengshengzhenfeijishizhangyuan。
“噗——”
xianxuezhibuzhudicongbaijingzuijiaoliuxia。
zheihaishicuiyushanpinjiyuangaoyuxuanhuabanfu，jiangqigedangxialaidejieguo。
lianggexiaojingjiedeyalizaizheilitixiandelinlijinzhi。
这也太强了吧？
yaoshizheiyaomodongyongzishendezhenbenshi，wogujichengbuleshizhaoa。
zhei“julingshen”jiushidankaofuziyingpi，yenengbawopisi！
wokebushisunwukong，youzhejingangbuhuaizhishen。
baijingmiansenankan，shuaileshuaishou，hukouliekaiwangxiadixue。
nazhecuiyushandebanbianshenzizaixianlidexiufuxiarengransuma，shenqujurandoubeizhenchuneishanglaile。
“julingshen”dengdazheshuangyan，ruchuanhuahudieyibanjuzhongruoqingdihuiwuzhefuzi。
xunjirufeng，qinlveruhuo，yifukuaiguoyifudipixiangbaijing。
“heihei，kannihainengchidexiajifu。”
淦！
baijingyingzhetoupihuiwuzhecuiyushanjielidangxia。
xinghaobaijingyijingshijinxianxiuweile，yixieshufayenengqingsongshizhanle。
yidaodaojinxianshufazhongjiuyuanfeizhenxianshentongnengbi，zongnengyijinxianchujidexiuweihuajiejinxiangaojidefufeng。
zhishizheishenhoudexianlizhendebaijingtuxuebuzhi，wuzangliufudouyaoyiweile。
baijingzizheguashangxianxuedebaiya，fachupojiufengxiangyibande“hehe”sheng，xianxueqiangzaihouguanzhongsanfazhetiexiuwei。
he，he，wobuhuishidiyigebeizhensidejinxianba。
huixiadebanfujiushidianranyanhuadeyinxin，baijingxiangshifangyanhuayibanyixiayouyixiadipentuxianxue。
buzhiaileduoshaofu，baijingnaoguazidoubeizhendewengwengzuoxiang，yanqianmaochujinxinglaile。
“叮——”
【shasixiaojie·fengyao，huodegongdewuqian。】
huanghuanghuhujian，baijingsihutingdaolexitongdeshengyin。
“julingshen”ningxiaozhe，youshiyifuluoxia。
“heihei，xiaoshenbanhaitingnengkang。”
baijingzaicijiexiayifu，huanzhezhishandezuoshouyewulididalaxialai。
baijinggubudeduoxiang，limadiaochuxitong。
guoranxiaohaowandegongdezhishangyouyouwuqiangongdeliezaishangmian。
baijinglimadianliangleweiyishandongzhe【+】demaosuwuxue，kuohaoneidedachenglimabianchengleyuanman。
zhishichaneibudao，wujindewuxueganwuyongrubaijingnaozhong。
fangfojinglilejiwanniandeshijianlaidamowuxue，bansuizheganwuerlaidehaiyouxunsuzengqiangderoushenliliang。
shushengbandeshouruoshentihuanmandipengzhangzhe，guqileyikuaikuaidejirou。
judadesuantongganzaihuanghuwanniandeshijianzhongtongyangbuzhiyiti。
liuchangdejirouxiantiaobuduobushao，zhaozaipaoxiabuxianfenhao。
zhongnianruyaxianshengbandemianpanggengxianjianyi。
baijingcongwanniandeganwuzhongchoushenerchu，kerengranyouzhongcangsangganrengranyingraozaixintou。
这也太真实了吧！
neiwanniandeganwushizhenshihuanbaijingbuzaizhizhe，yinwei“julingshen”jixuyifupilai。
neizishizhunquedaoyihaobucha！
kebaijingquexiaoleqilai，“maopaihuojiushimaopaihuo，pichaidoumeiyouneimejiangyingsiban。”
yuanmanjibiedewuxueganwubujindailaileqiangdadedouzhanjiqiao，jiulianqitawuxueyechuleipangtong。
baijingdewuxueyanjietongyanggaolebuzhiduoshao。
baijingbuduobubi，tongyangyishanzuofu，xianliliuzhuanjianjiang“julingshen”dexuanhuabanfuzhenkai，qingqingyidoubianxiequlefanzhenzhili。
budeng“julingshen”lianshangdeningxiaozhuanweicuoe，baijingyishandalai，dakaidahezhijianqishiporen。
yishanzihunhezhechiredetaiyangzhili，jianghaimeiluodidejulingshenchoulegediliuzhuan。
yizhenrefengguaqi，jiang“julingshen”tangdetonghong，fachucanjiaoshenglai。
“julingshen”xiangshiyigebeichoufeidetuoluo，sanfazhejiaorouweizhongzhongdidaozaidishang。
shuhuzhijian，gongshouzhishiyiye。
baijingniuniubozisongsongjingu。
“pideshuangme？xianzailundaowole。”
baijingzhenggerenyebiandeyoujishizuoshangao，lunqidishangdexuanhuabanfu，zhuangruofengniubanchongzhuangerlai。
“julingshen”haimeicongdishangqilai，bianbeiyingmianyifuliezuoliangban。
baijingkanzheliezuoliangbandejushi，youkanlekanshouzhongdixuedebanfu，zuijiaochouchu。
“bushi，zheimebujindaa。”
neishititingdaozheiju，fangfoyaozhashibandouledou，hedebaijingwanghouyitiao。
“maori，nizangdehaoshen！buguo，nikebiedeyidetaizaole。”
yishengyincecedehuayupiaochu。
baijingwenyanrulindadi，yanzhenyidai。
bushiba，haiyoudadema？
jinjiezhe，neiyincecedeshengyinhoudao：“wohaihuizaihuilaide！”
zaibaijingdemengbizhong，yidaoyinqixunsudunzou，zhiliuxiayijubeipizuoliangbandejulingshenshiti。
？？？
大哥你是某某狼啊？
“叮——”
【shasidajie·julingshen，huodegongdeshiwan。】
baijinglianseyijiang，bukezhixin。
我杀死了巨灵神？
还是大劫程度？
等等。
bushiba，gaolianggedajingjiedefengyaozhishixiaojiechengdu，jiangligongdewuqian。
erxiaoxiaozhenxianjulingshenjuranyouzhedajiechengdu，jiangligongdeshiwan？