“我……靠!”
haojianguozhanzaibianshang,linghunxiangshibeijiangshuodeshengyinjixilileyibian。
嘴巴张的老大。
jiangshuoyijiumeidalita,zhanzaidengzishangduizherenqunfengkuangdahan。
“zheshengwenshi,zheshengwenshi,wangbadanlaobanhuanghechihepiaodu,daizhexiaoyizipaole。”
……
shenqidexianchangchuxianle,mimimamaderenqunquandouyihuohuitoukanzheishengyindelaichu。
neibianjigemaixiaochide,yikanrenyaowangneibianzou。
也扯开了喉咙。
“卖臭豆腐勒!”
“haochiyouchoudedoufule!”
“卖鱼丸勒!”
“youyuyouwandeyuwanle!”
……
zheixietanfanmensihugenjiangshuojiaoshanglejing,kejiangshuoshouliyouyigekuoyinlaba。
henshidandingyirenzhanqunxiong,lengshibazheirenqunjiladaolezijizheibian。
yishijian,tatanweiweimanlemimimamaderenqun。
jiangshuozhanzaidengzishang,nazhekuoyinlababutingdezhizhidiandian。
‘wangfeitongkuanha,wangbadanlaobanhuanghepaolule,womenyuangongbianmaigongchangjiachandangfagongzi,yuanjiayibaiduo,xianzaizhimaisanshiduo!maidaojiushizhuandao!’
yidamakaikou:“xiaohuozi,niganghaibushishuochangzhangshinibiaogema?nizheishizaimanibiaogea。”
“dama,nibietianluan,maibumai,bumaijiubiekanrenao。”
“hei!woshuoxiaohuozinikanbuqirenshima。”
“给我来一条!”
haojianguoganjinmangzheshouqian,renzhengyikouqi,zuoweiyijingbenxiaokangdedamabeirenqishiganjuefeichangshengqi。
拿了就走。
yigenvhaiyouzhanlechulai:“nimenzheigehainengbianyima。”
jiangshuozitaigaogao:“meidebianyi,kannizhangdezheimepiaoliang,maiyisongyi,songyitiaosiwa。”
nvhaibeijiangshuozheimeyikua,liantonghongtonghongde,xurongxindedaolemanzu。
“你真讨厌。”
jiangshuopieletayiyan:“wazijidechuana,burannizheidazhangtuilangfeile,daxiatian,chuanshenmezhangku,nizheiyourufenghuaani。”
“axiusirenle!nizhentaoyanani,neiyejiwolaiyitiaoba。”
xiaotanfanzuoshengyijiushiyigehudiexiaoying,yidanyourenkaitoule,neimerenqunbirangenzhegenfengbaozha。
youqishizaizheizhongconglaimeirenbayifu,nadaojiedaoshangqubaiditanmaideniandai。
全是图新鲜。
suoyidangdamahezheinvhaimaizouleyitiaoqipaohou。
renqundezhongfunvbudandingle。
wushitiao,meitiaosanshikuaijingranjiuzheimeyigexiaoshineishoukong。
haojianguorendoushimengbide。
yitiaoshikuaijinjia,jiangshuosanshimai,yitiaozhuanershi,shitiaozhuanliangbai,wushitiaozhuan……yiqian!
jianguileyiyangdewangzhejiangshuo。
“jiangshuoa,womenhaoxiangzhuanleyibijukuan……”
jiangshuobailetayiyan:“mingtianwomenjixu,qujiwomaibaohongtashanqu。”
“hao!”haojianguozhenbeijiangshuojizhefule,ganjinxiaopaoguoqumaileyibaohongtashanguolai。
shuliandejieyan,chouleyigendianran,feichangmanzudewangzheguangchangshangderenqun,chongmanledouzhi。
jiuzaitazuishangdiaozheyan,butingsaoshirenqundeshihou。
haojianguowangzheyigefangxiang:“shuoge,shuoge,neibushinishushushenshenba。”
jiangshuowangzheta:“woshushushenshenzenmela,tamenshijinianruyirizaizheilimaishaobing,zheininandaodiyitianzhidaoa?”
“woqu,bushi,woshishuoneixierenbushizaidazanishushushenshendetanweiba。”
jiangshuoxinliyijin,ganjinzhanzailedengzishangkanleguoqu。
guorankandaoleyiqunrenzhengzaineibiandaza,zhangguihualiangkoubeirenlachezailedishang。
zhishiguangchangtaidale,tanweishanghuobao,suoyigangjiangshuomeiyouzhuyidaoneibian。
脸瞬间拉了下来。
congbianshangjianleyikuaizhuantou:“nibadongxishoushihaohuijia,woxianguoqu。”
说完就跑。
qianshizheiliangkouziconglaimeizaitashenshangxiangfuguoyitianshijian。
他愧疚了一辈子。
xianzaizhongshenghuilaile,zheiliangkouzijiushitanilin!
谁动谁死!
江大山他们这边。
yigemianxiangshifenxionge,yaojianxizheweidoudenanren,daizheyiqunxiaohunhunzhanzailiangkouzigenqian。
zhizhegangbeichuaizaidishangdeliangkouzi:“wogennishuoleduoshaocile!yihoubielaiweiminguangchangzheibian。”
“nitingbujinqu,neijiubieguaiwobukeqi!”
zhouweiweilebushaoren,liangkouzixiandehenshinuoruo。
zhangguihuaqishishiyigexingzishifenbaozhaderen,yaoshinianqingmeijiehunshihou,beirenzheiyangqifu,takendinghuidongshoudaren。
keyigerenyidanbeishangleshenghuodezhongfu,youlehaizihou,danzibiranhuibianxiao。
bushipashi,shiyinweipayinhuodaojiarenshenshang。
qishijiangshuobuzhidao,zheizhongxiaotanfanzhengqiangweizhidadachushoudeshiqing,liangkouzizheixienianmianduitaiduotaiduole。
yibanxuanzerenrenjiuguo,shenghuoma,nayouneimeduoderexuefeiteng,nengzhuanqianyanghuojiajiuxingle。
suoyizhangguihuajihushiqiuraozheshuo:“liuge,zanmenaizhezuoshengyizheimeduonianle,wozaizheiliyemeiyouyingxiangdaonia。”
nanzituleyikou:“nihaimeiyouyingxiangwo!sheijiaonizuibajian,shuowojiashaobingbuganjingde?”
“jiranpohuaileguiju,nimenjiugaigun!”
“zhizi,jiwobatamentanweijidiuchuguangchang!”
“bie,qiuqiunimenle,wohaidezaizheilijiwojiashuoerzhuanxuefei。”
‘tayijingkaoshangledaxue,liuge,nixingxinghao。’
“xinghaonimei,gunjibadan!”
houmianzouchulaileyigehuangmaoqingnian,daizheyiqunrenkaishibandongxi。
jiuzaizhongrenzhizhidiandiandeshihou,turanyidaoheiyingcongbianshangchonglechulai。
tiaoqilai,yizhuantoujiupaizaileneigehuangmaodetoushang。
“kao!”huangmaonaodailimamaoxue,zhanqilaijiuzhunbeihaishou。
danjiangshuogenbenjiumeiyoujitajihui,youyizhuantoupaileguoqu。
renqunsiji,quandoushayanzaileyuandi。
jiangdashanliangkouziyeyanjingfazhi,zhiyuneigeliugederenyetongyangruci。
jiangshuokanhuangmaodaozaidishangmeiyouhaishouzhilihou,ningzhedaixuedezhuantouzhizheneigeliuge。
“niyouyisima?qifurenshima?bisheihenshima?”
“来啊!”
dajiajiupabuyaomingderen,jiangshuozheiliangzhuantouxiaqu,haizhenbasuoyourenjihuzaileyuandi。
jiangdashanliangkouzikanqingshizijierzihou,ganjinqishenzhunbeiguolailajiangshuo。
danshijiangshuodashenghanleyiju:“zhanwohoumian!”
liangkouzishalengzaileyuandi,xiangshizaikanzheyigeburenshideren。
neiqunxiaohunhunbahuangmaojifuleqilai。
huangmaowuzhezijinaodai,tuleyikouxue,wangzhejiangshuo;“wandanle,niwandanlewogaosuni!”
“nizhidaolaozishisheibu。”
jiangshuozhouzhemeitouwangzheta:“wobuxuyaonishishei,danwozhidaonizaiqifuwobama!”
“kao!zhenyiweizijishigerenwule。”huangmaoniutouduizhezijidexiaodihou:“meikanlaozibeidalea,jiwodaa!”
xiaodimenmashanghuishenzhunbeihaishou。
renqunzhongturanchuanlaileyigexiaohehedeshengyin。
“tingrenaodeha,wozheichulaimailegeshaobingjiuyudaolezheishiqing。”<