我妈是个奇女子。
congxiaowojiunengganshoudaotadeyuzhongbutong。
tazhangdehaokan，wulizhigaochao，xueshiyeyuanbo。
zhishiwomeiyouxiangdao，jiulianqingganjingliyerucidute。
youyujialimeiyouduoyudedifang，wanshangsangebabazaiyuanzilidaqiledipu。
shoufubabadechuang，chunheibaisediao，queyidianyebudidiao，chanpinshangdedapailogojinguangshanshan。
yingdibabadechuangsecaifengfu，chuangtouhaiguazhetadejudahaibao，zhuangshileyixiecaideng，xuanlanshizu。
yixueboshibabadechuangjiuyaodidiaodeduo，jiandanputong，danpatashangdaolenaer，tashenbianneijirenbachuangpudegewaihou，mianhuabeidoupuleliangchuang！
diertianyidazao，qinzijiandingdejieguojiusongguolaile。
几个爸爸抢着要看。
yifanzhengqianghou，sanfenqinzijiandingluozailewodeshouli。
「niannian，nikuaikan，nidaodishisheidehaizi？」
wojiangsanfenbaogaodakai，baizaimianqian，yiqikan。
dunshi，jigeshuodade99.99%chuxianzaiyanqian。
woroulerouyanjingzaizhengkai，quedingzijimeirencuo。
suoyiqinzijiandingjieguoxianshi，wogenzheisanrendoushifunvguanxi？
离谱！太离谱了！
wotaiyankanxiangtamen，jiujianshenzhangbozidesanrenkandaojieguozhihou，tongshisongleyikouqi。
de，wojiusuanshishaziyezhidao，jiandingjieguoyourendongleshoujiao。
budui，yinggaishuo，zheisanrendoudongleshoujiao。
songleyikouqidesanren，zhongxinzuohuiyizishang。
「jiranniannianshiwomensangerendehaizi，neiburuwomenbiyibi，sheigengjitazuihaode，ruhe？」shoufubabaxinxinshizu。
lingwailiangweibababuleyile，tamentiaojiandoubucha，danshilunbiwuzhi，sheinengbideguoshoufu？
「zheiyangba！rangniannianzijixuanzegenshei。」
boshibabadetiyiyichu，sanrenjiukanxiangwo。
yijiushishoufubabaqiangzaiqianmian，「niannian，wonengrangnichengweifubusipaixingbangshang，zuinianqingdenvfuhao！」
「niannian，wozheibeizideyanjiuchengguoduodaoshubuguolai，suiranqiancaishangbibuguolinxiangfei，danyekeyirangnichichuanbuchoujibeizi。zuizhongyaodeshi，babaainia！」boshibabamanyanfuai。
yingdibabayebuganshiruo，「niannian，worangwomingxiadegongsibaozhuangni，rangnichengweiquanqiuzuizhumingdedamingxing！」
我：「……」
jianwobushuohua，sangebabayouzhengleqilai。
bangexiaoshihou，tamenzongsuanshizhengchuleyigejieguo。
neijiushi：zaihaibuquedingwoqinshengfuqinshisheideqingkuangxia，womendouzhuzaishoufubabadedabieshu。
yinweizhiyoutadebieshudadaonengrongnayixueboshibabadeyanjiushi，hebaozhangyingdibabadeyinsi。
jiuzheiyang，yixingrenzhunbeichufa。
yuanbenbaidemanmandangdangdedongxi，henkuaijiubeitamensanrendezhulishouzou。
chulegenwomayouguandedongxi，womeishenmebiededongxikeshoushide。
linzoudeshihou，wohaishirenbuzhuwen：「nimenbudasuanqukankanwomamama？」
sangebabatongshihunshenjiangying，banshang，jiannandiantou，「shigaiqukankan。」
yuanbenwoyiweitamenbuyuanyijianwoma，dengdaolewomadefenmuqiancaizhidao，tamenbushibuyuanyijian，shibuganjian。
cishi，sanrenguizaiwomademubeiqian，kudebaiyanyifanyifande，suishidouyaoyunjue。
「zongcai，nilengjing，lengjinga！nihaimeixieyishu，nisile，nineiruodadejiacaikezenmeban？」shoufubabadeshouxiakaikouquanshuo。
「qiboshi！nideyixueyanjiuchengguo……」
yingdibabadejingjirenjinsuiqihou，「liunian，niyaoshichushile，niannianmeirenguanbushuo，mingtiantoutiaojiushinibaoshixiangye，shitidetupiandazhejiandandemasaikechuanbianquanwang。」
de，zheixia，sangebabadoubuyunle。
kanwanwomahou，womenjiuzuoshangche，zhengshichufa。
sanrenlianwozuosheidechedouyaozheng，yushizuihou，womensigerenzuozaitongyiliangcheshang。
dezhiwomenyaozoule，zhiqiancongsangebabazheilishouyidecunminmendouzifaqianlaisongxing。
kanzheposhidecunmin，shoufubabayoudashouyihui，
「wohuianpairenlaijizanmencunxiumalu，luhaole，yiqiejiudouhuihaole。」
cunminmengaoshenghuanhu，gandongdereleiyingkuang。
haohaodangdangdecheduidaocuntoudeshihou，yigenvrenhuranzhuaizhehaizichongchurenqun，guizaicheqianmianketou，
「qiushenyijiujiuwoerzi，qiushenyijiujiuwoerzia！wuwuwu……」
buguojixia，tadetoujiukepole。
tashenpangdehaiziqueshahehedixiaozhe，liuzhehalazi。
博士爸爸不为所动。
bijingyaoshijiandaodemeiyigerendouyaojiu，neitajiubuyonggaoshenmeyanjiule。
yanjianzhetashoudixiaderenzijueququgan，worenbuzhukaikoushuo：
「boshibaba，guizaixiamiandeneigenanhaizijiaoliuergou，tasuiransha，danshimeicitaoleniaodandouhuijiwoyige。」
「a！shiduiwomenniannianhaoderen。」boshibabashouqilianshangdegaoleng，zouxiachequjiliuergoujiancha。
shoufubabazhoulezhoumeitou，「niannian，nishuodeliuergou，buhuishizhiqianneigeshenmewangshenyaorangnijiadeba？」
worushidiantouhou，shoufubabaheyingdibabatongshibaonu。
「qiyouruci！rangnijiajiyigeputongcunminyijingrangrenbunengrenle，meixiangdaorangnijiadejingranhaishiyigeshazi！」
lianggebabaluqixiuzijiuyaoquzouwangshenyijiaren，zaiwodequanshuoxia，haoburongyicailengjingxialai。
qimeifaquanxiaodeshoufubabazhizhewangshen，「jiunijiadelubuxiu！」
yijuhua，rangwangshenkushengzhentian。
tagezhongkuqiu，haishiwosonglekou，「zheiyangba！zhiqiannishizenmemawode，jiuzenmemaziji，mayitian。」
「xingxingxing！」wangshenlianmangdiantou，dangchangmaziji。
shoufubabayilianxianqi，「zhanyuandianma！」
shijifenzhonghou，boshibabajiliuergoujianchawanbi。
tatanlekouqi，「xiaoshihougaoshaoshaohuailenaozi，ruguodangchunengjishisongyijiuhaole。」
可惜，没有如果。
zheilitaipianyuanle，dajiasixiangyeluohou。
bieshuojiuyiyishibuqiang，jiusuanshiyouzheigeyishi，songdaoyiyuandeshihouyewanle。
「suoyiyisheng，wodehaizi，bunengbianchengzhengchangrenlema？」liuergoutamajuewangbuyi。
tajiakelian，laosidelaosi，chushidechushi，zhiyoutagenliuergou，ruguotazoule，neimeliuergou……
「kanzaizheihaiziduiniannianbucuodefenshang，wojiubatadaizouba！bierenbunengzhi，danshiwoneng，zhishixuyaoyidingdeshijian。」
「haohaohao，xiexieshenyi，xiexieniannian！」
liuergoudexiaochaqu，rangjigebabadeshenqingdouyouxieningzhong。
lveweisisuohou，shoufubabazaicizuolejueding，
「zheilifengjingbucuo，weilaijinian，wohuibazheiliguihuachenglvyoujingdian。daoshihou，yiyuanhuiyoude，shangchaohuiyoude，yiqiedouhuiyoude。