第4章 脚踏两只船?

laoshilianseshunjianyibian,dongledongzui,mingxianyuyanyouzhi。

zhengzaicishi,jiaoshizuihouyipaichuanlaiyigenansheng:“zenmegenlaoshishuohuani?”

meirenganhuitou,danmeigerendouzhidaoshijiangchao,yuningyemeihuitou,tatingdaojiangchaoyundanfengqingdekouwenshuo:“woweishenmebabaozihaijini,nixinlimeishuma?yidazaoshangwangwozhuozilisaizaocan,nizhidaowoyoumeiyounvpengyoujiujiwoxianyinqin?dangzhedajiademian,wozhengshigaosuni,nibushiwoxihuandeleixing,woduiniyidianxingqudoumeiyou,gaozheimeduoshiyinqiwodezhuyi,luzhuokanbushangni,xianglaizhaowozhaozheni?xiangmeishixiangfengleba。”

daneizhihou,quanbandouzhidao,budui,yinggaishuoquanxiaorendouzhidao,yuningxihuanluzhuo,youtoutougoudajiangchao,wangjiangchaoshuzhuotanglisaizaocan,mingmianeryifububeibukangdeyangzi,beidiliqishijiandeyaosi,aigaoxietoujimogoudexiaodongzuo。

yuningxiangjieshi,shuotabuxihuanluzhuo,shuotabushizhudongxiangjijiangchaodaizaocan,keshicongheshuoqini,tongxuesiwujidandechaoxiao,laoshizhengyanxiadezongrong,yiji…tazijiyishidenuoruo,tazhinengdangbeifenggoujiyaoleyikou。

fangfoyixizhijian,yuningcongyigebuqiyandezhuanxiaosheng,bianchenglequanxiaojiezhide‘mingren’,jiangchaoheluzhuoyouduochuming,tajiuyouduochuming。

tiyuke,laoshijiandanlieduizhufulejishengjiukaishiziyouhuodong,nanshengmenbenfulanqiuchanghezuqiuchang,nvshengmenyeshisanwuchengqundesankai,youxiequxiaoneichaoshimaidongxi,youxiehuibanjizixi,yuningyijiushigulinglingdeyigeren,taqulexishoujian。

xuexiaobuzhiyigebanshangtiyuke,xishoujianliyeshichaochaonaonao,gezhongchaozashenghekaiguanmendeshengyin,yuninggangjinlai,jiutingdaoyigeguanzhemendegejianlichuanchumoshengnvhaideshengyin:“nishuozenmehuiyouzheimeshabideren,yebukankanzijizhangshayang,haixiangyijiaotaliangchuan。“

gebichuanlainvsheng:“gangzhuanguolaiyebuzhidaodidiaodianer,xianzaihaole,chengquanxiaoxiaobingle。”

“guanjianrangrendangzhequanbanrendemianerjichuochuanle,yaoshiwo,wozhendezhuanxue,nayoulianlaixuexiao。”

“renjiagangzhuanguolai,nijiurangrenzhuanzou,nizhidaorenjiashiyinweishenmezhuandexuea?”

“ha,buhuizaiyuanlaixuexiaoliyezheimejian,daibuxiaqucaizoudeba?”

siwujidandeduihua,touguoshangxiadoubumifengdebobodangban,xishoujianlirenlairenwang,haoduorendoukanjianyuningzai,daduoshurendouzaikanxiaohua,zhiyoushaoshurenhuiwushiyuning,congtamianqianchuanguo,kandoubukantayiyan,dangtashiyilei。

hualaladechongshuisheng,yuningduimiandegejiangangdakaiyitiaofeng,yuningmianwubiaoqingdeshangqian,yongliyijiao,bansuizhe‘peng’deyishengxiang,haiyouzhouzaozhongduonvshengdejinghuhejianjiao,yuningjinlegejian,buyoufenshuodetaijiaojiuwangxiachuai,neinvshenggangbeihuidandemenzhuangdaozaijiaoluo,meidengkanqingren,jiubeiyingmianpulaiderenyinganzaijiaoluochuda,yuningxiashouhenla,sihaomeiliuyudi,liannvshengzhuahuatadeshoubeidoumeizhijue,gengtingbujianshenhoudejiaosheng。

yourenhanlegebinvshengchulai,nvshengjianzhuang,shanglaijiucheyuningdetoufa,yuningchitong,huishoujiushiyizhou,bushiguyide,queqiahaodazainvhaibizishang,shunjian,bikongmaoxue。

suoyourendoujingdaile,yuanbenjiuzaixishoujianlideren,haiyouganggangyaojinlaideren,kandaozheifuchangmian,jieshiwuyu,yuningtingxialaizhijuedexutuo,xindideqihaimeisan,keshimeiyouliqile。

renqunzhongyebuzhisheishuoleyiju:“zenmenengdarenni?”

yuningzhuanguolian,“sheishuode?”

jishizhanglian,youxielveyoushuxi,yinggaishizijibanshangderen,kedaduoshuyuyuningeryan,jieshimosheng,gangkaishimeiyourenjietadehuacha,zhidaoturancongwaimianchongjinlaisiwugenvsheng,tamenshigangbeiyuningdadeneiliangrendepengyou。

jirenduanzanmuguangxiangdui,datoudenvhaimaleyisheng,chaoyuningpuguolai,yuningyebuhuizhanzheaida,liangrenshunjianyoulezhitijiechu,yuningzhijuededuifangliqihenda,tayaodandadudoudouweibiyoubaifenbaishengsuan,zhengxiangzhe,yuguangpiejianyiyongershangdeqitajigeren。

qunjia,yiduiyibang,jiduhunluandechangmian,yuningzhongtuyouguojicimingxiantengtong,yinweiyourenzhuaizhutadetoufa,tatoufahenzhang,dajiashizuibaoludeduanban。

jiaodaoyuandaibaoanganguolaishi,xishoujianlizaoyiyipianlangjie,dishangdaozhetuoba,shuitongyetangzaijiaoluo,shilinlindedimian,haiyouxueji,yibangrenweizheyigerenzailianladaichuai,zixiyikan,bushiyige,yuninghaijiuzheyigeren。

jiaodaoyuandoumengle,lianshengshuo:“lakailakai,ganjinlakai!”

nvshengmenchuxishoujiandeshihou,beiwaimianjishishangbaishuangyanjingzhushizhe,yixiemeibanfajinnvcedenanshengmenquandoulaianfaxianchangkanyishourenao,yourenzhizhechulai,yourenbeichanzhechulai,yourenyagenerzoubule,beibaoanbeizaishenshang。

jibianmeizaixishoujianliderenyenengyiyankanchulai,daodinajigeshidajiade,yinweiwuyixingmian,zuiqingdedoushitoufaxiangjiwo,shenshangdeyifuxiangshizainidiligunguoyiyang。

yuningshangdezuizhong,baitxubianchenglehuide,toushengbuzhidaodiaodaonali,pisanzheyitoujiyaodeheifa,tameiyouditou,gengmeiyouchuiyan,angshoutingxiong,mubuxieshi,luchuyizhangqinghongjiaocuodelian,haiyouliangtiaobeizhuahuadaizhexuesideshoubei。

jiaodaochulizhanleyipai,liangbanbanzhurenhenkuaidoudaole,yuningyigeren,duifangzonggongqigeren,zhurenliansenankandeshuo:“lailailai,kankannimenbandexuesheng,yigegedehaimeiyoudianerxueshengyanger,dajiabenlaijiushifanjilv,haiyibangrendaqunjia,womenladoulabukai,zenmezhe,douxiangdangnvliumanga?”

qizhongyigenvshengdao:“liuzhuren,buguaiwomen,wolianghaohaodeshangcesuo,meizhaomeireta,tagenfenggouyiyangshanglaijiudaren,wotongxueyeshikanwoliangshouqifulecaishangqubangdemang。”

liangbanbanzhurendoushinvde,yigezhanzaiyuningshenpang,lingyigezhanzaiyipairenshenbian,wenyan,zhurenkanxiangshangdezuizhongquehaowuhuiyideyuning,lazheliandao:“shinixiandongdeshouma?”

yuningdandandao:“taliangzuiqian。”

nvshengyangshengdao:“nimasheini?woliangtinimingtinixingle?ninazhierduotingjianwoliangshuonile?”

zhurenkantayiyan,banzhurenyedishenghechi,“xingle,youwanmeiwanle?”

nvshengminchun,henhendidengleyanyuning。