2、我没有喜欢的对象,我们可以联姻

diertian,gutingranguozhenshuiguole。

tacaocaoshuxileyixia,chuaishangxiaocezi,bianjicongcongdechulemen。

fuwuyuanyinzhetadaolebaoxiangmenkou,zhengyaobangtadakaifangmen,quebeijujuele。

kaiwanxiao,“kuoshao”zenmenengzheimewenhedekaimenni?zheibufuhe“zhuangbi”derenshea!

gutingranxianshiqingqingdiniudongleyixiamenba,ranhouzaifuwuyuanzhenjingdemuguangzhong,mengdiyijiaochuaikailefangmen。

fuwuyuangangadewangzheta,“xiansheng……”

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服务员:“……”

zhengrugutingransuoliao,zheijudadedongjingguoranxiyinleneijilaoshaoyedezhuyi。

tayiyanwangguoqu,zhengjianqiangjiaolizuozheyigedingzhexizhitang,chuanzhefenchenshandenianqingnanzi。neirendizhetou,gutingrankanbuqingtadebiaoqing。dancongtagangcaijuliedoudongleyixiadefanyinglaikan,gujihedebuqing。

“boshao,zheishiwoweininzhunbeidejingxi。”

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jilaoshaoyedejianbangyoudouleyixia。

banshanggongfu,duifangcaichiyizhefankailezhei“jingxi”dediyiye,zhijianshangmianshangshusigedazi——

逼婚违法!!!

……

bohanderennaiduzaicikedaodaledianfeng。

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kezheiweigudashaoyebujinchidao,haijidumeiyousuzhi。chuanzhedabanlayanjingjiusuanle,jingranyong“bihunweifa”zheiyangdeziyanwuruta。

zheirenyiweizijishishei,sheijianledouxiangyaoyikoudexiangboboma?weimianyebutaiyaolianleba?

“gushaoshiba?”bohannujifanxiao,“woxiangnikenengwuhuile……”

“woduichidaolebangexiaoshi、xihuanyongjiaokaimenbingqiechuandegengeguhuoziyiyangdejipinshabibuganxingqu。ninhaishitongzhinindefuqinjinkuaiqubanlipochanshouxuba!”

shuowan,talikeqishenzhunbeilikai,keneiweijipinshaoyequelengbufangzhuazhuletadeshou。

bohanxinlishunjiangunguolewushujuzanghua。

&

ruguogutingranmeiyoukanjianneizhanglian,tingdaozheihua,tazhihuiweizijidejihuashunlishishiergandaogaoxing。tabujinbuhuizulanduifanglikai,haihuizaigeyingzheidashaoyeyixia,rangtazoudegengkuai。

kepianpianmingyunjiushizheiyangnanyizhuomo,fanrendexiangqinduixiangturanjiubianchengletaxiaoxiangleliuniandebaiyueguang……

jianbohanbunaidecuqimeitou,gutingranganmangyibazhaixiamojingrengzaizhuoshang,“bohan,shiwoa……”

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gutingrandiandiantou,“shiwo。”

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bohanhuanxiangguoxuduoyuyumiaozhongfengdechangjing,huoxushizairenchaoyongdongdejietoucajianerguohouyouhuitou,huoxushizaianjingdekafeiguanlixiangshiyixiao。danjueduibushixiangcikezheiyang,bicidayandengxiaoyan。

shigeliunian,liangrenxiangwendexiangshuodehuataiduole,wanqianyanyugengzaihoujian,yishijingbuzhiruhekaikou。

gutingranshangxiasaolebohanyiyan——xiangbiliunianqian,bohandewuguangengjiashensuiliti,fangcaiqishendeshunjian,chenshanbaoguozhujinggandequti,zhenggerenhuangruoyikebitingdesongbo,qichangshizu。dangran,qiantishihulveneiyishenfukuadejilaodaban。

gutingranchuimou,“meixiangdao,nixianzaixihuanzheizhongfengge……”

“bububu,miaomiao,niwuhuile……”

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zheixiangfadaohegutingranbumouerhele,tahuidao:“haoqiao,woyeshi。”

yifanchankedahundaohuanjieleliangrenzhijiandegangaqifen,bohanshunshiwendao:“duile,nizenmehuibianchenggujiadashaoye?”

“说来话长呀……”

gutingrantanlekouqi,weiweijiangshuqizijizheiliuniandejingli。

……

“guchengruhuilaizhaowo,wohenyiwai。dantadecunzai,woyidianeryebuyiwai。wozaizhengliwomayiwushifaxianleyifengxin,xinlixieletaheguchengruderenshijingguo——yigehensutaode,fenghuangnanweilepanshangqianjinxiaojiepaoqiqizidegushi。”

“nianqingshi,taweileqianbeipanwoma,nianlaole,youxiangrenhuiwozheigebianyierzititaxiaoli。zheishishangnayouzheizhonghaoshi!womakeyiyuanliangta,danshiwozuobudao。”

shuodaozuihou,gutingranshengyinlidushangyicenglengyi。

qishibohanzaojiutingshuoguo“gujiaturanmaochulaidedashaoyeshisishengzi”dechuanwen,zaifawenzhiqianyecaidao,gutingranjinnianderizibuhuitaihaoguo。

dengtingwanlelailongqumai,zhengkexinzangzhishengmimimamadeteng。

taxiang:wodewodexinshangrenzuodianshenme。

“miaomiao,buruwomenjiehunba。”

zheihuatizhuanyideguoyuturan,jiaogutingranyouxiecuoshoubuji,“nishuoshenme?”

bohanjieshidao:“ruguonijinjinzhishixiwanggushipochan,neidakebubilaixiangqin。nijiranlaile,jiuzhengming,niyougengzhangyuandejihua。yanxia,laoguzongweilewanjiugushi,zhinenglalongqitadajiazuzhuzi。bushibojia,yehuishibieren。”

“erwohuilaixiangqin,yeshiweilejiazudeliyi。zanliangyuqibuqingbuyuandegenpangrenlianyin,daoburuhuxiangbangzhu。nitiwojiejuebihunnanti,wojienibojiadeshiliqufuchou。”

“dangran,qiantishinimeiyouxihuandeduixiang……”

shuowanzuihouyijuhua,bohanxinzhongzhiyutante。

tamingbai,suoweide“huxiangbangzhu”“jiejuebihunnanti”qishidoushiguiche。tabuguoshijiezhezheixiehuangzi,manzuzijidesiyu。

——nianshaobuzhixindong,fenbiecaijueqingshen。

shangtianrangtazailiuniandelibieli,changjinlehuihen。rujinzaiduzhongfeng,shuoshenmeyebunengqingyifangshou……

jiangutingranbantianbuhangsheng,bohandexinyijingchenrulegudi。

“suanle。”taditou,“wokailejiayouxigongsi,suiranzichanbuduo,danliaoshengyuwu。wokeyi……”

“我愿意。”

sangezigunluozaikongqizhong,jianlianqueyoujianding。

bohanmengdiwangxiangta,yanlishizangbuzhudejingxi。

gutingranyaozhechun,haoxiangxialehendadejuexin。

“womeiyouxihuandeduixiang,womenkeyilianyin。”