第二章 乡巴佬,滚出喻家!

jianglaishiluludizoumenkouzoujinlai。

yishijianwuneisuoyourendeyanjingdouhuijita。

guanjiashouxiankaikoule:“furen,qingninshanglouhuanshangganjingdeyiwu,miandezanglediban。”

jianglaimeiyoujitabanfenshixian,zhishikanxiangrenqunhoufangdeyujiangci,tadeyanjinglizhuangzhetashuxideyaneyulengmo,taxiangxiangwangchangyiyangjichuyigetaohaodexiaorong,danshimeiyouchenggong。

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“shenweiyigeyoufuzhifu,buzaijialiduanchadaoshui,wanshangbadianhaizaiwaimianluanhuang,zaibuguanguanni,nipashiyaojiwogedailvmaozile!”

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“manayi,zheizhonghuameibiyaomeicijianmiandoushuoyibian。”

yujiangcishuowanzheimeyijuhua,fangxiashouzhongdecaibao,zhanqishenlaixiangzheloushangzou。

luguozijineigefenfenbupingdedidishi,tadejiaobutingleyixia。

tamianbulengjiaobenjiufengrui,chenzhelianshigengshilingrendanhan,binglengdeyanguanglingrenrumangzaibei:

“yunancheng,nigangcaishuodeneixiehuagendipiliumangyoushenmeliangyang!yushidejiaoyangrangnichijinduziliqulema?”

“哥,可是……”

“meiyoukeshi,nizaiduozuibanju,zhijiejiwogunhuilaozhai!”

厨房内。

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“zhangping,bang**niyifenlihunxieyi,jutiyaoqiuwozhihoufajini。”

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