第1章 混吃混喝的仙帝

“呼!”

tangzaiximengsishangdehengyanlinzhijieshijingxingguolai,ganshouzheshenshangderouruan,haiyoushentizhongfangfoshikongkongruyedelingli,buyoukuxiaoyisheng,daodihaishimenga。

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danshimeiyouxiangdao,zaihengyanlinniuzhuanshikongshi,beishikongzhishentouxi,yishenxiuweijinshi,haipaodaolepingxingshikongdediqiu,buguoyexinghaoshizheiyang,ruozhenshihuidaoleneili,ruoshishikongzhishenchajuedao,pashihuiweijidaotadefumuba。

xiangdaozheili,hengyanlinyeshitanleyikouqi,yanxiatayezhinengjinkuaihuifujingjiezaishuo,dengdaotaxiuweiquanfu,neigetuoyanletayufumuzhongfurizidelaogou,tayaoqinzizailetabuke!

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zhikantadezhuangban,bianshikeyidashangjiufenle,ruoshizaijiashangqijingzhiwubidemianrong、qingchetouliangdeyanjing,jishangshiyifenyebusuanduo,zhibuguojianzheqilianshangyilianbinglengdemoyang,haiyoubinglengdeqizhi,jianzhishibihengyanlinzaixiuxianshijiezhongpengdaodebingpoxianzihaiyaoleng。

jiuchongzhezheige,hengyanlinzhijieshijitadaleyifen,zaijitaduoyifen,hengyanlinjiujuededuibuqiyiqianbeibingpoxianzizhuishadeqingjing,neigegaisidenvren。

zijibujiushiwuyijiankanletadeshenzima?zhiyuneiyangzhuishata,tayijingshizairangzhetalehaobu,fouzetazenmekenengnenggoudadeguota!

“早啊,老婆!”

hengyanlinkanzhemianqiandemushishan,daleyigezhaohushuodao,meicuo,yanqianzheigenvzi,jiushihengyanlindelaopo,liangrenzhijiandejiehunzheng,yijingshibanxiale,zhibuguomeiyoubanshenmejiuxi。

guanyuhuibianchengzheigenvzidelaogong,hengyanlinyeshiwunaibuyi,beishikongzhishenansuan,daozhitawuyizhonglunluodaozheili,neigeshihoutashangshijizhong,suoxingbeimushishandeyeyejiuxia。

mushishandeyeye,keshijianshiguohengyanlinzaiwucaibinfendecaiguangzhongcongtianerjiang,dangjibianshirendinglehengyanlinshiyigeshenren,suoyizaizhiliaohaohengyanlinzhihou,zaitadeyaoqiuxia,yumushishanjielehun。

duiyuzheigeyaoqiu,hengyanlinyuanbenshijujuede,yinweitabuxiangzaizheigeshijie,youshenmeqiangua,buguozaifaxianzijidelinglibunenggouzaiduanshijianhuifuhou,zaijiashangduifangdejiumingzhien,tayezhinenggoudayinglexialai。

fanrendeyishi,yebuguobailaizaieryi,jiuletayiming,shouhutayishipingan,zenmeyangyeshiyaode,fanzhengneimejiudesuiyuedouguoqule,zaidengdeng,yemeiyoushenmeguanxi。

xinzhongxiangzhezheiyangdehengyanlin,yumushishanjiehunhou,duifangqueshiduilengmowubi,liangrenzhijianbieshuotongfang,jiushiqiangeshoudoushibukeneng。

erzaimushishanxinzhong,hengyanlinjiushiyigeshengun,zaitingyeyeshuoqi,duifangshiyigeshenren,yongyoubukesiyidenenglishi,tajiuzhidao,zijideyeyebeiduifangqipianle。

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tingzheduifanghanzijilaopo,mushishanyanzhongdunshishishanguoyimoyanezhise,taconglaimeiyouzheibantaoyanguoyigeren。

jianzheduifangliansebinglengyijiu,sihaobuyuanyidaliziji,hengyanlinyebuyiweiyi,shenzhiduiyuduifangmeiyourangzijitongwuzheishiqing,tayemeiyoufangzaixinshang。

duiyuhengyanlinlaishuo,zheigujishizuihaode,ruoshiliangrenzhentongwule,yihouyoulehaizizenmeban?takeshihaiyaohuidaodiqiude,zheibianyouleqiangua,neimetazoudeshihou,jiumeiyouneimerongyianshengle。

hengyanlinzuozaimushishanduimian,naqizhuoshangdedongxi,jiukaishichiqilai,zheiyimukandemushishanzhizhoumeitou,dangtaoyanyigerendeshihou,duifangzuoshenmeshiqing,douhuirangrentaoyanwubi,yanxiademushishanjiushizheiyang。

yanjianhengyanlinjiuzuozaizijiduimianchidongxi,tadunshishimeiyouleweikou。

“youshouyoujiao,jiubuhuichuqugongzuoyanghuozijime?”

qingcuiyueerdeshengyin,zaihengyanlinerpangxiangqi,mushishanyilianmianwubiaoqingdekanzhehengyanlin,lianghaodejiaoyangrangtajishishizaizheigeshihou,biaoqingyijiushibinglengrujiu,zhibuguoneiyanshenzhong,yijiushitouluchuleyimobiyi。

tashuozheihua,youlianggeyisi,yigeshihengyanlinjiezhezijishengundebenshi,zaitayeyeneihunchihunhe,lingyigezeshizaijiehunhou,zaitazheili,yijiushihunchihunhe,chiyongdoushihuazhetadeqian!

zhende,tajiumeiyoujianguozheimebuyaoliandenanren,yilaiyigenvzishenghuo,sheijiletazheimehoudelianpi?tazhongwushibuhuilaide,buguoxinghaobieshuzhongyouzhangayizai,fouzetadouyaohuaiyi,zheigejiahuozhongwudouzhinengeduzi。

beiyigenvzizheimebishi,hengyanlinlianshangyouxieguabuzhule,zenmeshuotayeshitangtangxiandidecunzai,zhibuguoxiuweijinshideta,xianzaizhujianshibiandeheputongrenyibanwuerle。

erbuxiangshimushishanyeyezaineigeshihoujiandaohengyanlinshi,neigeshihoudehengyanlin,hunshenshigaogaozaishangdeqishi,jiashangneirutongshishendiyibandeyanshen,jiushizheige,rangtadeyeye,gengjiaquerenlehengyanlindebufan。

talaorenjiajingliguoneiduodefengfengyuyu,shenmeyangderenmeiyoujianguo,danweidutakanbutouhengyanlin,buguozheibufangai,tazhidaohengyanlindebufan。

“wodenghuierjiuquzhaogongzuo。”

hengyanlinxinzhongtanleyikouqi,xianzaidaodishiyigeputongren,suoyihaishixuyaogongzuozhuanqiande,lingwaihaiyaozhuanqian,maixiejinkuaihuifuxiuweideyaocaicaishi,zheijiridexiulian,yebuguoshirangtatineiyouleneimeyisidelingli。

jiuzheimexiaqu,hounianmayue,cainenggouhuifudaoxiandidejingjie,zhikexi,tadechuwujiezaineiyuneishikongzhishenbodouzhongdiushile,fouzehua,daoshibuyongzheimefeijingle。

“e?zhaowoyeyeyaoqianqume?”

tingdaohengyanlindehua,mushishanzuijiaogouqiyimojifeng,zheigejiahuo,chulehunchihunhe,keshicongtayeyeneiliyaolebushaodeqiancai,yanxiazheibanshuohua,gujiyoushipaodaotayeyeneiliyaoqianleba!

xiangdaozheili,mushishanzhijieshiqishenlinzhebaobaobianshilikaile,gongsihaiyouyiduishiqingdengzhetaquchuli,takemeiyougongfu,genzheiyangdeyigeshengunxiache。

hengyanlinbeimushishandehuadudeyileng,gangxiangshuoxieshenme,danjianduifangyijinglikai,yejiubuzaishuoxieshenme。

neigelaoyezi,yebuzhidaoxiangxieshenmedongxi,zheimushishanshiyigegongsidezongcai,zaizenmeshuo,yeshibukenenghuikanshangtade,zenmepianpianjiushixiangrangtayuzijijiehunni。