第1章

(anyeshixiede,qingsongshadiaowen,sanzhangyihouleziyuelaiyueduo,xiwangdajiakandekaixin!)

——大脑寄存处——

liubei、guanyu、zhangfeishiyixueyuandedaxuesheng。

cishizhengzaisushelizhibo。

学医?

xueyiburuzhibozhuanqiana。

liubeibashenfenzhengduizhunleshoujijingtou。

“guanzhongpengyoumen,womensazhenjiaoliubei,zhangfei,guanyu!”

直播间弹幕飘过。

——【hahaha,yuanlaishizhende,zheiyetaiqiaoleba?】

——【liuguanzhanghaishitongyigesushe,zheishishenmenitianyuanfen。】

——【shenmeshihoubiaoyantaoyuanjieyi?】

liubeixiaodao:“guanzhongpengyoumen,diandianzan,bazandiandao50wan,zanmenmashangjiebai!”

——【50wanzanle!ganjinjiebaiba!】

liubeigaoshengdao:“hao!guanzhongpengyoumen,xianzaikaishijiebai!”

——【bushi,gemener!taoyuanjieyibaideshiguangongxiang!?】

——【caodiantaiduo,wotubuguolailehahaha!】

“我刘备。”

“我关羽!”

“我张飞!”

“suiyixing,jijieweixiongdi。buqiutongniantongrisheng,danqiutongniantongrisi!huangtianhoutu....”

念完誓词。

liuguanzhangsanrenduizheguangongxiangqianchengyibai。

再抬头时。

唰!

眼前的场景变了。

tamensanrenzaiyingzhangzhong,nikankanwo,wokankanni。

liubeizhualeyibaguanyudehuzi,buganzhixin:

“我踏马穿越了?”

guanyudengdaleyanjing,zhuaizheliubeidehuzi:

“你也穿越了?”

“bushi,liubeizenmezhangzheimeshuai?”

“guanyu?nizenmechengguanyule?”

张飞瞪大了眼睛:

“nimenliangyechuanyuele?”

“womensadouchuanyuele!?”

sanrenlvlelv,faxiantamensangejiebaihou,tongshihunchuandaoliuguanzhangshenshangle。

suiranbudongyuanli,sanrenzhinengjieshouxianshi。

daliangjiyiyongrutamensanrendenaohai。

zailiubeiyuanzhudejiyili。

zheigeshijiemeigerendouyoujuexingyinengdekeneng。

zheixieyinengyechengweijueji。

而他没有绝技!

【ding!gongxihuodebayexitong。】

【bayexitong:meizhanlingyigejunfuhuode1000shengwang。】

【shengwangzhikeyongyuchoujiang】

【zhongzijiangchi(xiaohao1000shengwang):baohanyumi,tudou,fanshudengzhongzi。】

【wuqijiangchi(xiaohao5000shengwang):baohanjujiqiang,bishou,dongfeng,zhanji,tiejiandeng,dianliranyouzixingtigong。】

刘备大喜。

suiranmeiyoujueji,danhaodaiyouxitonga。

danzhanlingyigejuna...

有点难度...

liubeiwendao:“nimenyoumeiyoujinshouzhi?”

关羽道:

“you,jiaozuo【qianliqinglongzhan】。”

“chongcijuliyueyuan,weiliyueda。”

张飞挠挠头道:

“wodejuejijiaozuo【yanrenpaoxiao】。”

“paoxiaodezishuyueduo,weiliyueda。”

kanlaitalianggetongxuedoumeiyouxitong,zhiyouzheigeshijiebenlaijiuyoudejueji。

关羽:“你呢?”

liubeideyidao:“woyouxitong!”

zhangfeiheguanyudengdaleyanjing:“wacao!pingshenmeniyouxitong!?”

“kuaishuoshuo,shenmexitong?”

liubeibazijidexitongfushuleyibian。

zhangfeiheguanyuyouxieweinan。

haowuyiwen,liubeidexitongjiangliduizheigeshidaiyouzhefeifanyiyi。

danwentishi,zhanlingyigejuna...

怎么占领?

womenjiushisangefeiwudaxuesheng,meishajingyana。

erqiejiusuananzhaojuben,liubeixiangzhanlingyigejundehaojinianhoule。

liubeiwendao:“duile,nimenjiyilixianzaishinagejieduanle?”

zhangfeixianglexiang:“haoxiangzaisishuiguan。”

guanyudaoxiyikouliangqi:“neiqibushiwoyaozhanhuaxiong?”

liubeibuxiedao:“niyoujuejinisonggepia!”

“nibushichongcijuliyueyuanweiliyuedama?”

guanyudanyoudao:“keshiwomeishaguorena,yemeidaguozhanga,nirangwoshangzhanchang,woganjueyoudianxuan。”

liubeidao:“niyouguanyudeliqinipageder!”

“niyigeyixuesheng,haipasharen?”

“xiaobaishunidounongsiguoduoshaozhile?”

“nixie45°kantadongmaibujiuhaole?baoside。”

guanyubufudao:“zhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng,neidaihuiersanyingzhanlvbunishangbushang。”

liubeiguoduandao:“bushang,taiweixianle。”

guanyu:“.....”

bukuishinia,shugoude!

“neinishuogejimaotanzi!nibushang,woyebushang。”

liubeidiandiantou:“neidajiadoubushangbei,hanshixingshuaiguanwomenpishi,fanbuzhemaofengxian,duiba。”

guanyuxiaojizhuomisididiantou:“duiduidui!”

zhangfeixinsizuiweizhenmi,tadanyoudao:

“ruguowomenbushang,huibuhuigaixielishia?”

“daoshihoujubenbuanzhaoyuanlaideluxianzouzenmeban?”

liubeiwoquan,yanshenjuerandao:“binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan!”

“大爷的!”

“dabulezanmenmaitouyanjiujiqiangershinian,ranhouhengsaoshijie。”

guanyuyanjingyiliang,shuqidamuzhi:

“bukuishibeige,nichuleyixueguake,shadouhuia,meixiangdaonilianzaoqiangyehui!”

liubeideyidao:“xiaoyisi。”

zhangfeidanxindao:“ruguomeiyouwomensa,mengjunshulezenmeban?”

“womenhuibuhuibeidongzhuoqingsuan?”

“daoshihoujiwomentaoyigemoufanzhizui,womenjiqiangmeizaochulai,rentouxianluodile。”

guanyumeitoujinsuo:“womensangexiaokalamiyezhidedongzhuodongshou?”

zhangfei:“woshishuowanyi...biewanglewomenshitaodonglianmengdeyiyuan....”

liubeipailepaiguanyudejianbang:“neimeibanfale,wentuoqijian,zhinengniquzhanhuaxiongle。”

guanyu:“wojuedewentuoqijian,womenhaishishangliangyixiazenmezaoqiangba....”

liubeitiaoleqilai:“wocao,biesonga,jiunizheiyangyepeijiaowusheng!?diuren!”

“yaoshihuaxiongbusi,womenjiuyaobeidongzhuoladaocaishichangkantoule!”

此时公孙瓒进来。

tayuanyuanbiantingjianxiongdisanrendashengmimou,jiligulubuzhidaozaishuoshenme。

gongsunzanxiankaizhanglian:“nimenzaiganshenme?yuanbenchuyanqing,nimenqubuqu?”

liuguanzhangdouyouqianzhudejiyi,renchulezheijiushigongsunzan。

关羽心脏怦怦直跳。

**!

zheimekuaijiuyaozhanhuaxiongle?

我还没准备好啊!

wotemelianmadoumeiqiguo,daoyemeishuaguo。

怎么斩华雄?