第3章

yuanshaoguanyanqianzheigehongliandahanshencaikuiwu,tigehepanfengyoudeyipin,haisuanguodequ。

guanyudao:“womingjiaoguanyu,ziyunzhang,yijiegongnushou。”

yuanshaoqingxiaoyisheng,gongnushouliqishidayidian,danyeganhehuaxiongzheidenghanjiangjiaoban?

“可有绝技?”

“you,mingweiqianliqinglongzhan,chongcijuliyueyuan,shanghaiyuegao。”

yuanshaomeixiangdaoyigexiaoxiaogongnushoujingranyoucidengqianglijueji。

yanxiayemeirenyuanyichuzhan,bururangtayishi。

于是袁绍点点头道:

“jirannizhudongqingying,neibianrangnilaishishiba。”

“来人!牵马来!”

sheniucaocaocishipengshangyiwanrejiu:“zheiweizhuangshi,qieyinxiacijiuzaiqushadi。”

guanyuxiangshuozheibushihaiwome?

等会儿要骑马呢。

kaichebuhejiu,hejiubukaiche!

骑马也是这个道理。

genghekuangdaihuieryaodajia?

yushitameihaoqidipielecaocaoyiyan:

“我回来再喝。”

yipangdexiahouyuanbumandao:“cirenshenshiguao!”

caocaoxiaolexiao,kanxiangguanyudebeiying:“guao,shuomingzheirenyouzhenbenshi。”

liubeipailepaiguanyudejianbang:“jiayou!dabuguojiupao。”

cishiyigexiaozuqianlaileyipijunma:“jiangjunqing。”

guanyuqishilianmadoumeiqiguo,youxieshengsedipashangmabei,chadianmeipashangqu。

刘备和张飞扶额。

没眼看....

yuanshaozhoulezhoumei,zheiguanyuzenmegenliubeiyiyang,kanzhebutaikaopua。

caocaocishijuedezijidelianbeidazhongle。

zheihongliandahanshizenmehuishi,gangshuotayoubenshi,zhuanyanlianmadouqibushangqu?

liubeiyibenzhengjingdao:“zheimayiban,buhaoqi。”

zhangfeiliandouheile,dagenikuaibieshuole,taidiurenle,yuemoyuehei。

danhaozaiguanyuyouqianzhudejiyi,tahenkuaishiyingleqimadeganjue,suihouxiaosachichengerqu。

刘备松了口气。

这不挺会骑马的嘛。

guanyuyouxiefachu,lushangshaoweishileyixiazijidejineng。

guoranchongcijuliyueyuan,weiliyueda。

lilunshangtadeqianliqinglongzhandeweilikeyiwuxianda。

ruoshiyouyipiqianlima,nenggouchongcigeyiqianli,taqibushizhendetianxiawudi?

赤兔好啊....

chitudexiangbanfagaoguolai....

liubeihaishilaoyangzi,gaichichigaihehe。

zhongrenjianliubeiyifudandingdemoyang,huranduiguanyuyoulejifenxinxin。

“woguanneiguanyutixingbuyayupanfeng,yinggainengying。”

“neibuyiding,huaxiongdeliliangyijingzengzhangdaoyuanlaide14beile,zheizhongzhuangtaixiadehuaxiongtianxiawudi。”

“si,chufeizheiguanyuwuyigaochao,fouzedanchunpinliliangyoudianxuana。”

“yilijiangshihui,zaijueduideliliangchamianqian,wuyishimibubulede。”

忽然!

yimingshibingshensehuangzhanglaibao。

“bao!mengzhu!mengzhu!guan...guanjiangjun....”

yuanshaozhoumeidao:“guanyuyebeizhanle?”

刘备的心揪了起来。

不是吧?

kanzhexiaobinghuangzhangdelianse,nandaoyugezhendezaile?

tabushijichengleguanyudeshenquhejiyima?

跑都跑不过?

jubenbushizheiyangxiedeba!?

doushiyitongchuanyueguolaidedaxuetongxue,guanyujiuzheiyangsilerangliubeiyouxienanguo。

士兵喘了口粗气道:

“关将军跑了!”

yuanshaozhuiwendao:“guanyuzenmepaole?”

“tayichujunzhaizhuanshenjiupaole!huaxiongxianzaizaizhenqianchaoxiaowomen!”

“dijunshiqidazhen!tadeliliangtishengdaole16bei!shibingliliangtishengzhi8bei!”

yuanshaobengbuzhule,buguguizuxingxiangpokoudama:“caotadayede!gaomaoa!”

众人觉得不可思议。

kanzherucikuiwudezhuanghan,jingrandangqiletaobing?

这还打个毛啊!

只能撤退了。

zaibupaozhinengbeianzaidishangmocale!

liubeishuadizhanleqilai,guanyusiledoumeizheimejidong:

“cao!guanyugouzei!rangtapaotazhenpaoa!?”

“yuanmengzhuqingfangxin!woquzhuita!wobishata!”

zhangfeilianmanglazhu:“dage..lengjing!yugebushizheiyangderen...”

liubeiduizhangfeishilegeyanshen:

“zou!nigenwoyiqiquzhuita!jueduibunengrangtadangtaobing!taikechile!”

“batazhuihuilaiwomenjiugepaoduanyi!”

张飞一脸黑线。

尼玛!

yuanlaishiniyaodangtaobinga?

yuanshaohandao:“liuxuande!niyaoquna?”

liubeiyilazhezhangfeifentianyingdao:“woqubatazhuihuilai!”

“站住!”

yuanshaohezhidao:“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonimendeguibaxi,chulezheigemen,nihaihuihuilaima?”

liubeikendingdao:“bihuilai!”

yuanshaonuhedao:“houyan**!zhuikeyi,baneigeheiliandeliuxiazuorenzhi。”

liubeijuerandao:“neibuxing。”

zhangfeigandongbuyi:“beige....”

liubei:“dejia....”

yuanshaobunaifandidaduandao:“bazheiliangrenjiwobangle!laquduantoutai!”

liubeihuranhandao:“manzhe!”

“nimenwanglewoerdidejuejilema?juliyueyuan,shanghaiyuegao!”

“takendingshiweilelazhangchongcijulicaizheiyangzuode。”

jushouquandao:“liujiangjunyanzhiyouli,anzhaoliuxuandesuoshuo,guanyudejuejiweiliyinggaishiwushangxian,huoxuzhendenengzhanshahuaxiong。”

yuanshaokanleyiyanjushou,lenghengyisheng:“neiwomenqiedengyizhuxiang!”

刘备也不慌了。

anzhaolishi,guanyuhuilaideshihoujiuhaishiwende,xiangxintahenkuaijiuhuihuilai。

yushitazixindao:“buxuyaoyizhuxiang,zheijiuliangzhiqian,tayidingnenghuilai!”

jianliubeizheimezixin,yuanshaoyewuhuakeshuo:

“neizhuweibianjinghoujiayinba。”

....

过了许久。

xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan,tixingdao:“daxiong,zheijiuyijingliangle....”

caocaoshilegeyanshen:“zaiwenyixia。”

....

又过了许久。

xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan:“daxiong,zheijiuyouliangle,zheiguanyubuhuibuhuilaileba?”

caocaodao:“zaiwen,yizhuxianghaimeidao。”

....

两炷香都烧完了。

关羽还没回来。

xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan:“daxiong,zheijiuwomendouwenleshijibianleba?doukuaizhengchengshuile。”

“zhijierengluzishangrezhe!”

yuanshaoyeyufadibunaifan,ganjuezijibeishuale。

bujinyuanshaoganjuezijibeishuale,liubeiyeganjuezijibeishuale。

dayede,guanyuzheixiaozizhenpaolea!

这不符合剧本啊!

buyinggaishiwenjiuzhanhuaxiongma?

yuanshaonudao:“cierrenzaijunzhongerxi!jiwonaxia!”

gongsunzanheliubeitongshidao:“manzhe!”

yuanshaolengshengdao:“kanzaiboguidemianzishang,wojiniyicijieshidejihui!”

zaidajinluoyangqian,buhaoyugongsunzansipolianpi。

liubeidao:“wosandiyishishenyongwubi!”

张飞:???

不是!

哥们儿!

我张飞斩华雄?