yuanshaoguanyanqianzheigehongliandahanshencaikuiwu,tigehepanfengyoudeyipin,haisuanguodequ。
guanyudao:“womingjiaoguanyu,ziyunzhang,yijiegongnushou。”
yuanshaoqingxiaoyisheng,gongnushouliqishidayidian,danyeganhehuaxiongzheidenghanjiangjiaoban?
“可有绝技?”
“you,mingweiqianliqinglongzhan,chongcijuliyueyuan,shanghaiyuegao。”
yuanshaomeixiangdaoyigexiaoxiaogongnushoujingranyoucidengqianglijueji。
yanxiayemeirenyuanyichuzhan,bururangtayishi。
于是袁绍点点头道:
“jirannizhudongqingying,neibianrangnilaishishiba。”
“来人!牵马来!”
sheniucaocaocishipengshangyiwanrejiu:“zheiweizhuangshi,qieyinxiacijiuzaiqushadi。”
guanyuxiangshuozheibushihaiwome?
等会儿要骑马呢。
kaichebuhejiu,hejiubukaiche!
骑马也是这个道理。
genghekuangdaihuieryaodajia?
yushitameihaoqidipielecaocaoyiyan:
“我回来再喝。”
yipangdexiahouyuanbumandao:“cirenshenshiguao!”
caocaoxiaolexiao,kanxiangguanyudebeiying:“guao,shuomingzheirenyouzhenbenshi。”
liubeipailepaiguanyudejianbang:“jiayou!dabuguojiupao。”
cishiyigexiaozuqianlaileyipijunma:“jiangjunqing。”
guanyuqishilianmadoumeiqiguo,youxieshengsedipashangmabei,chadianmeipashangqu。
刘备和张飞扶额。
没眼看....
yuanshaozhoulezhoumei,zheiguanyuzenmegenliubeiyiyang,kanzhebutaikaopua。
caocaocishijuedezijidelianbeidazhongle。
zheihongliandahanshizenmehuishi,gangshuotayoubenshi,zhuanyanlianmadouqibushangqu?
liubeiyibenzhengjingdao:“zheimayiban,buhaoqi。”
zhangfeiliandouheile,dagenikuaibieshuole,taidiurenle,yuemoyuehei。
danhaozaiguanyuyouqianzhudejiyi,tahenkuaishiyingleqimadeganjue,suihouxiaosachichengerqu。
刘备松了口气。
这不挺会骑马的嘛。
guanyuyouxiefachu,lushangshaoweishileyixiazijidejineng。
guoranchongcijuliyueyuan,weiliyueda。
lilunshangtadeqianliqinglongzhandeweilikeyiwuxianda。
ruoshiyouyipiqianlima,nenggouchongcigeyiqianli,taqibushizhendetianxiawudi?
赤兔好啊....
chitudexiangbanfagaoguolai....
liubeihaishilaoyangzi,gaichichigaihehe。
zhongrenjianliubeiyifudandingdemoyang,huranduiguanyuyoulejifenxinxin。
“woguanneiguanyutixingbuyayupanfeng,yinggainengying。”
“neibuyiding,huaxiongdeliliangyijingzengzhangdaoyuanlaide14beile,zheizhongzhuangtaixiadehuaxiongtianxiawudi。”
“si,chufeizheiguanyuwuyigaochao,fouzedanchunpinliliangyoudianxuana。”
“yilijiangshihui,zaijueduideliliangchamianqian,wuyishimibubulede。”
忽然!
yimingshibingshensehuangzhanglaibao。
“bao!mengzhu!mengzhu!guan...guanjiangjun....”
yuanshaozhoumeidao:“guanyuyebeizhanle?”
刘备的心揪了起来。
不是吧?
kanzhexiaobinghuangzhangdelianse,nandaoyugezhendezaile?
tabushijichengleguanyudeshenquhejiyima?
跑都跑不过?
jubenbushizheiyangxiedeba!?
doushiyitongchuanyueguolaidedaxuetongxue,guanyujiuzheiyangsilerangliubeiyouxienanguo。
士兵喘了口粗气道:
“关将军跑了!”
yuanshaozhuiwendao:“guanyuzenmepaole?”
“tayichujunzhaizhuanshenjiupaole!huaxiongxianzaizaizhenqianchaoxiaowomen!”
“dijunshiqidazhen!tadeliliangtishengdaole16bei!shibingliliangtishengzhi8bei!”
yuanshaobengbuzhule,buguguizuxingxiangpokoudama:“caotadayede!gaomaoa!”
众人觉得不可思议。
kanzherucikuiwudezhuanghan,jingrandangqiletaobing?
这还打个毛啊!
只能撤退了。
zaibupaozhinengbeianzaidishangmocale!
liubeishuadizhanleqilai,guanyusiledoumeizheimejidong:
“cao!guanyugouzei!rangtapaotazhenpaoa!?”
“yuanmengzhuqingfangxin!woquzhuita!wobishata!”
zhangfeilianmanglazhu:“dage..lengjing!yugebushizheiyangderen...”
liubeiduizhangfeishilegeyanshen:
“zou!nigenwoyiqiquzhuita!jueduibunengrangtadangtaobing!taikechile!”
“batazhuihuilaiwomenjiugepaoduanyi!”
张飞一脸黑线。
尼玛!
yuanlaishiniyaodangtaobinga?
yuanshaohandao:“liuxuande!niyaoquna?”
liubeiyilazhezhangfeifentianyingdao:“woqubatazhuihuilai!”
“站住!”
yuanshaohezhidao:“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonimendeguibaxi,chulezheigemen,nihaihuihuilaima?”
liubeikendingdao:“bihuilai!”
yuanshaonuhedao:“houyan**!zhuikeyi,baneigeheiliandeliuxiazuorenzhi。”
liubeijuerandao:“neibuxing。”
zhangfeigandongbuyi:“beige....”
liubei:“dejia....”
yuanshaobunaifandidaduandao:“bazheiliangrenjiwobangle!laquduantoutai!”
liubeihuranhandao:“manzhe!”
“nimenwanglewoerdidejuejilema?juliyueyuan,shanghaiyuegao!”
“takendingshiweilelazhangchongcijulicaizheiyangzuode。”
jushouquandao:“liujiangjunyanzhiyouli,anzhaoliuxuandesuoshuo,guanyudejuejiweiliyinggaishiwushangxian,huoxuzhendenengzhanshahuaxiong。”
yuanshaokanleyiyanjushou,lenghengyisheng:“neiwomenqiedengyizhuxiang!”
刘备也不慌了。
anzhaolishi,guanyuhuilaideshihoujiuhaishiwende,xiangxintahenkuaijiuhuihuilai。
yushitazixindao:“buxuyaoyizhuxiang,zheijiuliangzhiqian,tayidingnenghuilai!”
jianliubeizheimezixin,yuanshaoyewuhuakeshuo:
“neizhuweibianjinghoujiayinba。”
....
过了许久。
xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan,tixingdao:“daxiong,zheijiuyijingliangle....”
caocaoshilegeyanshen:“zaiwenyixia。”
....
又过了许久。
xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan:“daxiong,zheijiuyouliangle,zheiguanyubuhuibuhuilaileba?”
caocaodao:“zaiwen,yizhuxianghaimeidao。”
....
两炷香都烧完了。
关羽还没回来。
xiahouyuanmolemojiuwan:“daxiong,zheijiuwomendouwenleshijibianleba?doukuaizhengchengshuile。”
“zhijierengluzishangrezhe!”
yuanshaoyeyufadibunaifan,ganjuezijibeishuale。
bujinyuanshaoganjuezijibeishuale,liubeiyeganjuezijibeishuale。
dayede,guanyuzheixiaozizhenpaolea!
这不符合剧本啊!
buyinggaishiwenjiuzhanhuaxiongma?
yuanshaonudao:“cierrenzaijunzhongerxi!jiwonaxia!”
gongsunzanheliubeitongshidao:“manzhe!”
yuanshaolengshengdao:“kanzaiboguidemianzishang,wojiniyicijieshidejihui!”
zaidajinluoyangqian,buhaoyugongsunzansipolianpi。
liubeidao:“wosandiyishishenyongwubi!”
张飞:???
不是!
哥们儿!
我张飞斩华雄?