魂穿历史,我竟成了沛县老流氓?第3章

“dajiahao,woshinimendezhuchirenbingbing。”

jiuzaijulifubenkaiqihaiyoubanxiaoshideshihou,tianqiongshangjudadetianmu,shunjianhuazuoshubaikuaixiaoyixiedeguangping,xiangzhegeguofeiqu,lianjieshanglegegeguojiadeguanfangdianshitai。

zhiyaotaitou,jiunengkandaoyanboshizhongdehuamian,tongshimeigerendeshoujizhong,yechuxianleyigemingwei【tianmuyouxi】deapp,dakaiyenengkandaozhibodehuamian。

zhibojiangangyikaiqi,qingkejianjiuyouwushudanmuyongru。

【wa,bingbingjiewoaini!】

【loushangdechun**,doushenmeshihoule,haikanmeinvni?buyinggaiguanzhuwomencanjiatianmuyouxidexuanshouma?】

【zuihoudeshenglizheyidingshiwomendahanmingguo!nimenhuaxiarenyoushenmelishi?】

【baga!womendayuebendiguocaihuishizuihoudeyingjia!】

【zheilishiwomenhuaxiadezhibojian,nimenshimeiyouzijidezhibojianma?】

【jiushijiushi,yiqunxiaochou!nimenshiduizijiguojiadexuanshouyouduobuzixina?】

……

meiyouguanzhibojianzhongfanyongbuxidedanmu,zhuchirenbingbinglianshangdaizheweixiao,genjushixianzhunbeihaodegaozineirong,jixuzhuchidao。

“weibangzhudajianenggoutongguotianmuzhibo,genghaodelejie,woguoneiduanshiluodelishi,guojiazhaojile,yougexinggeyedingjizhuanjiamen,zuchengdetianmuyouxiguanchatuan。”

“tamenjiangweiwomencongminsheng、zhengzhi、jingji、dili、renwendengdengfangmian,quanfangweijiedadajiadekunhuo。”

“shouxianshikaogufangmiandedingjizhuanjia,shirenhuaqingdaxuelishixijiaoshoudesuzhongshan,sulaoxiansheng。”

suizhezhuchirenbingbingdejieshao,suzhongshanzhenglileyixiashenshangdeyizhe,zhanleqilai,chongzheshexiangtouhuilehuishou。

“dajiahao,woshisuzhongshan,henrongxingnenggoudanrenbencizhibodeteyaojiabin。”

【suzhongshan?neishishei?xiongdimenyourenrenshima?】

【zheilaotoushenmedangcijingranyenengshoudaoyaoqing?】

【loushangdeyikanjiubuguanzhuxinwen,neikeshiwohuaxiakaogujiediyiren,muqiannimenzhidaodeneixielishi,doushizheiweilaoxianshenglvduifajuechulaide。】

“qici,shijingdaguhanyuwenxuezhuanyetepinjiaoshou,jiantejizuojia,huyue**。”

hualuoyimingyuemoershiwuliu,zhangxiangzhixing,shenchuanyuebaiqipao,qizhichongmangudianmeidenvrenzhanleqilai,weixiaodechaozhejingtouhuilehuishou。

“dajiahao,woshihuyue。”

tashengyinhenrouhe,tianrandaizheyiguqinheli。

【哇,姐姐杀我!】

【gufengmeiren!zheijiushituotuodegufengmeirena!chuanyuegudai,gaodishigedajiazuchulaideguizuqianjin。】

【zhenbuzhidaonimenzheixiechounanrendouzaixiangxieshenme,naozilidoushihuangsefeiliaoma?】

【jiushijiushi,yiqunxiabanshensikaodedongwu!】

……

yankanzhibojianzhongdeqifenzhujianchongmanlehuoyaowei,bingbingbianmeiyourenhetuotade,kuaisujieshaowanlezuihouliangweiteyaojiabin。

“zuihouliangweijiabinfenbieshi,dangxialishireboju,《luanshifenghua》dedaoyan、jianbianjutianyu,tianxiansheng。yijixinanjunqu,dingjizhanshuzhuanjiawangjianfeng,wangshaojiang。”

【jingranshitianyu,zheibobuwenlea!】

【zhenzhengdegudaizhuanjia,haishiyaokanwotiandadaoyan,tadezuopinluanshifenghua,keweishiwanmeidezhanxianchuleweijinnanbeichaoshiqiderenwenfengmao。】

【suiranbuzhidaowangshaojiangzenmeyang,danshiwoxiangxinguojia。】

……

“jiexialaijiushiwomendecansaixuanshoule,shouxianshironghuojinmajiangdexinjinyingdicaikunkun。”

“dajiahao,woshicaikunkun,woyidinghuinuliwanchengfubenrenwu,dailinghuaxiazaipangaofeng!”

caikunkunlianshangdaizhejiaoaodexiaorong,nuliangshoutingxiong,yanzhongjinshimizhizixin。

“haiyouwomenneishiliyumeimaobingcundeyidaiyinghouliufeifei。”

“dajiahaowoshiliufeifei。”

tingzhezheishuxidemingzi,liyunyichayidetaiqitoukanleguoqu,haojiahuohaizhenshizijirenshideneiweishenxianjiejiea,zezeze,kexile……

weibaozhengshilianzhederenshenanquan,zhidaojintianhuaxiadeshilianzhemencaidiyicipengmian,youcikejianguojiaduitianmuyouxidezhongshi。

“haiyouzhimingjianshenbozhu,duanfan。”

“dajiahaowoshinimenduange!”

“xiongdimen,nimenshuojiuwozheitigezi,xuanzeshenchuandehua,zaigudaigaodinengchengweiyimingmengjiangba?”

yimingrengaomadadezhuangshuoqingnianzhanleqilai,lianshangdaizhezixindexiaorong,buduanzaijingtouqianzhanshizhezijidejirou,shenqingdese。

【duangehao!shinianlaofenbuqingzilai!】

【duangehaishiqianxule,jiutazheifutigezi,zaigudaineibujiushirenxinggaodaa?】

【wenle!quandouwenle!】

kanzhezhibojianzhong,huaxiawangminmenfachudedanmu,liyunyidouchadianmeirenzhu,zhijiexiaochushenglai。

hairenxinggaoda?dongbudongyuzhishenyong,qianguwuerdehanjinliang?

neigeshidaizhiyouyizungaoda!neijiushichubawangxiangyu!

yaoshihunchuanhaihao,yaoshishenchuandehua……

ze,yikanjiushidangpaohuidecailiao。

liyunyixinzhongmomozuochulepingjia,xiwangtabiexuanshenchuanba。

buran,chenshengwuguangmeiqiyiqianshixiuzhangchengdeyouzhilaodongli,qiyihouyeshibeilazhuangdingdangtianxiancailiaodejiezou。

xingxianghurenyougepiyong,tagantidaogenrenpinmingma?jianguoxuerouhengfeidezhanchangma?

zaigudaixianghunchutou,zuikuaidetujingjiushishangzhanchangnamingbo!

kexiandairen,bieshuoshitidaokanrenle,pashijidoumeishaguoba?

haixiangdangmengjiang?xixishuiba!

“kanlaiwomendeduanfanxuanshouhenyoushilima,xiamianshi……”

suizhezhuchirenbingbingdejieshao,henkuaijiulundaoleliyunyi。

“dajiahao,woshiliyunyi,mubiaoshihuozhe。”

suibianjieshaowanzijihou,liyunyibianzuohuileyizishang,bishangleyan,zainaozhongbuduantuiyanzhe,chuanyuehoukenengmianduidegezhongqingkuang。

【bushi,zheixiaozishenmeren?zanhuaxiahaiyouzheimesongdeshilianzheni?】

【kankanbieren,sheibushixiangzhechuanyuezhihou,yaoyouyifanzuowei,ketadaohao!jiuxiangzhegouhuoshiba?】

【shenmehua!renliyunyizenmedezuinile?gouhuoyoushenmebuhaode?】

……

liyunyizheiteliduxingdejiahuo,shunjianjiuyinqilezhongrendezhuyi。

“xiaoyunyi,nihaizaijinzhangma?”

jiuzaizheishisuqianxineiwenroudeshengyinzaierpanxiangqi,yizhengyanjiuduishangletaneishuangdaizhedanyoudeqingcheyanmou。

jianzhuangtaxinzhongweiweiyinuan,weixiaozheyaoleyaotou,ditoukanlekanshijian,julifubenkaiqizhishengxiazuihoudejifenzhongle。

kanzhesuqianxineiguanqiedeyanshen,taxinzhongjiuchongmanleyoulv,chuyanzuochulezuihoudedingzhu。

“xuejie,wohenishuodeneixieniyidingyaojizhu。”

“还有……”

buzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme,liyunyishuangyanzhongqiaoranpashangleyimoningzhongzhise。

“haiyou,qianwanbuyaoxiangxinneixiesuoweidelishiju,yiqiedouyaogenjuzijikandaodeqingkuangzuochupanduan。”

“zuihou,yeshizuizhongyaodeyidian,qianwanbuyaozairenherenmianqianbaoluzijichuanyuezhedeshenfen!youqishizaiqitashilianzhemianqianbaolushenfen!”

“dayingwo……haoma?”

liyunyirenzhendekanxiangta,dengdaizhedafu。

zaitaxinzhongchuanyuegudai,bushuopingjiezhezijidezhishihundefengshengshuiqiba,danxianglaibaomingyinggaishichuochuoyouyu。

dantingzheliyunyibuyanqifandelianfandingzhu,kanzhetaneiyicibiyicirenzhendebiaoqing,sihuruguobuantashuodezuo,jiuhuiyoushenmebuhaodeshifashengyiban。

sijicichu,tayezhishizheliyunyidemouzi,yongzheyizhongqiansuoweiyoudejiandingyuqiyingdao:“fangxinba,wozhidaole。”

youdinglepianke,jiantabusizuojiadeyangzi,liyunyizheicaiweiweifangxinleyidian。

tazhidaozijishuodezheixie,wanquanpianlilezheigeshijieduilishiderenzhi,xiangrangrenrentongqiannanwannan。

“xiwangtazhendetingjinquleba……”

xinzhongzheiyangxiangzhe,yikuaijushiqiaoranluodi,shuolaiyeshikexiao,zijidouqiantuweibuni?haidanxinbieren?zhenshiyoudianbuzilianglile。

“zhixiwang,nenghungehaodiandeshenfenba……”

xinzhongzheiyangxiangzhe,liyunyizaicibishangleyanjing,diaozhengzhezijidezhuangtai。

“zheixiaoziyoudianyisi……”

congyikaishijiuyiyanbufa,momodaliangzhezheixieshilianzhedejunqushaojiangwangjianfeng,cishikanzheyuzhouweishilianzhegegeburudeliyunyi,yanzhongqiaoranshanguoyidaoliangguang。

tasuiranbuyanjiulishi,danquehuikanren。

qitadeshilianzhe,yigegedouyangaoyuding,sihujuedechuanyuegudai,yizijineichaoyueshidaidejianshi,jiunengchuangchuyipiantiandi。

zaifanguanliyunyi,jinshen、lengjing,poyoudajiangzhifeng,gaoxialipan。

chucizhiwai,taxinzhongyinyinyouzhongyugan,lishizhendejiuxiangziliaoshangxiedeneimemeihaoma?

也许……不见得吧?

……

【tianmuyouxijijiangkaiqi,qinggeweishilianzhezuohaozhunbei。】

【5、4、3、2、1……】

suizhetianmushangdedaojishijieshu,yidaodaociyandeguangzhuzitianqiongzhuiluo,jiangsuoyouguojiadeshilianzhelongzhaoqizhong。

daidaoguangmangsanquhou,yuandiyijingmeiyouletamendeshenying。

【qingshilianzhexuanzeshenchuanhuohunchuan,hunchuanyougailvhuodegaojishenfen,shenchuanzedagailvshipingmin,qingjinkuaizuochuxuanze。】

qiheiyipiandekongjianzhong,liyunyikanzhemianqiandetishi,meiyourenheyouyuxuanzeleshenchuan。

hunchuanyouhunchuandehaochu,shenchuanyoushenchuandehaochu。

hunchuankeyiboyigehaoshenfen,danyoubaoludefengxian,gurenbuzhidaoshenmeshichuanyue,danyidingzhidaoshenmejiaoduoshe。

beifaxianjiushiyigesizi,erqieyidinghuisidehencan!

shenchuanzemeiyouzheigegulv,yebuhuiyoubaoludefengxian,danshishenfenjicha,zhinengshuogeyouyoulieba。

【ding,xuanzewancheng,xiangenjushilianzhexingge、zhixiang……shengchengjiaoserenwu。】

【jiaoseshengchengzhong……shengchengwanbi……】

【姓名:刘季】

【年龄:35岁】

【chushengdi:sishuijun,peixian】

【shehuidiwei:daqinjicengguanli】

【renjiguanxi:sanjiaojiuliujieyoushelie。】

【zhuangtai:youshouhaoxian、liujidougou、laoliumangyige。】

【开始穿越……】

congcongsaoleyiyantianmujichudexinxi,liyunyixinzhongjiushiyigedeng!

buhuizheimeqiaoba?bukeneng!bukeneng!yidingshizijixiangduole!huoxuzhishitongmingbale!

duijiushizheiyang!yidingshi!

tianmuyagenjiubujitajixusikaodeshijian,tazhiganjueyanqianyihua。

zaiyizhengyan,jiufaxianzijicishizhengtangzaiyijianjianloudehangtufangzhong,ruguozixikandehua,hainengkanjianwudingpokaidemaocao。

fangjiandechenshegengshijiandanwubi,yizhangchuang,yijiansuoyi,yibajian,jitaoyifu,qiangjiaohaiduifangzhebandaisumi,chucizhiwaizaiwutawu。

keyishuo,jiudankanzheifangjianzhongdedongxi,jiubunankanchutachuanyuedezheiren,shenfenbujiandan,shenghuoshuipingzhishaochaoyuelezheigeshidai80%deren。

youpeijianjiudaibiaozheyoushenfen,zhishaoyeshigedangguande,youyuliangjiuzhengmingshenghuohaiguodebucuo。

jianzhuangliyunyixinzhongneizhongbuhaodeyuganyuefaqianglie!

ng,zixiyikan,shenpangdechuangshang,shibushihaitanglegeren?

kanneishenxinglunkuo,maosishigenvrenba?

guanjian,zaitapangbianhaisanluozheyijiandahongse……jiayi?!

jiuzaicishi,yigujiyiruhongliubanguanrunaozhong,zhanger、zhoubo、luwan、xiahouying、xiaohe、fankuai……

wojiaoliuji?zuotiangangquleyigexinglvde**?guanjianneixinglvde**,maosi……haoxiang……jiao……lvzhi!

sishuijun,peixian,shenfendaqinjicengguanli,xingliumingji,quqilvzhi?!

duishangle!quandouduishangle!wo……tmchengliubangle!

jiushi,weilaineige48suiqijia,sannianmieqin,sinianmiechu,zhiyongleqinianshijian,jiuhengsaotianxia,jianliledahanzhengquandehangaozu——liubang?

dan,neishiliubangzheigetianxuanzhiziganchulaideshi,hewoyigewanjiayoushenmeguanxi?

zongbunengjiuyinweiwoshigechuanyuezhe,jiusiminggaozhenduiba?

chuanyuechuhanzhengba,wochengpeixianlaoliumangle?zheitemiaohelima?

hangaozudechuangyelicheng,shizijiyigechuanyuezhejiukeyifukedema?

ruguoshuo,chuanyuechuhanzhengbashidiyufuben。

neime,chuanyuechengleliubangdehua,neijiushidiyufubenzhongdediyufuben!

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