jiangbuxidaliangzheyakouwuyandebeijunlin。
xianbutitarenpinruhe，tajunmeideyangmaohaizhenwuketiaoti。
haiyoutaneijingbaodeshencai。
buranyebuhuirangjiangbuxishangyishichanleneimejiu，siqiandouhaizainiantaozheyikoumeiqinkuidafale。
suoyi，zuowanjiangbuxishishuanglede。
腹肌摸爽了。
嘴巴亲爽了。
haiyoutaneixingganhoujie，yaoshuangle。
只是……
meirengaosutadiyiciyuanlaizheimetong！
tazuowanjihumeishui，jintianxiachuangdeshihou，shuangjiaoruandechadianshuaizaidishang，shentidouyaosanjialeyiyang。
shizaitengdejin，tajishangleyixieyao。
“nidiyicibaonvren？”
jiangbuxicusudehuarangbeijunlinbushidezhouqilemeitou。
ruguobushizhidaotazuowanyeshidiyici，tayidingyouhuirenweitajiushige**nvren，buranzenmezhangkoubikoudoushiwuyanhuiyu
“jishuzheimecha，shidiyiciba？”jiangbuxideyuqizhongmanshixianqi。
beijunlinniejinlequantou，kenaodailifuxianchutazuowantengbaidexiaolian，tazhongjiuhaishimeishuoshenme。
jiangbuxijianbeijunlinmorenle，yiwaidetiaoletiaomei。
beiyouguosheirenbuzhi，taizidianxiayanfubuqian，donggongmeirenchengqun，nenggeshanwu，qinqishuhua，geyoujingtong。
jiushizisifangmianshizhongbushihenshunli，meigeyierbannvde。
minjiancaicefengyun，gujisheidouxiangbudaomeirenhuanraodetaizidianxia，jingranhaishigemeikaimengde。
姜不喜也没想到。
xiangbudaotaren**，shenzidaoshiganjing。
kanzaitayeshidiyicidefenshang，jiangbuxiyuanliangletazuowanshangdeculu。
“nijinwanzuihaojiwowenrouyidian。”
今晚？
温柔？
beijunlinmingbaiguolaitazaishuoshenme，youxieyaoya，zheinvrenjiujingyoumeiyouxiuchizhixinde。
chuangdizhishiguazaizuibian，tajiujinghaishibushiyigenvren！
erqie，tashangdangleyici，tayiweitahaihuishangdangdiercima？
jiangbuxicaibuguanbeijunlinshizenmexiangde，taduziele，qunongchidele。
“咕咕……”
diaoguangmaodemujizaimenkoutanchujinaodaichoulimiandejunmeinanren，jieguokandaotayilianxiongshenesha，hedeyixiasuoqileshenzi。
“gugu，zou，bielita。”
mujiyaozhefeimeide**，genzaijiangbuxihoumian。
jiangbuxixianjiguguweilechishi，ranhouyouqutadewotaoleyigejidan。
zaoshangtaroulemianzuoleyixiemiantiao，jidanjianhebaodan，fangshuizhukai，zaibamianfangxiaquzhu。
sashangzijizhongdeconghua，naibaise，xiangpenpendejidanmiantiaojiuchuguole。
jiangbuxibamianduanlaizaizhuozishangchi，meiguanbeijunlin，tazijiyigerenchi，fanzhengzhuletayebuhuichitazheigeedunvrenzhudedongxi，dengzaiduoetajidunjiulaoshile。
jiangbuxidakoudakouchimiantiao，zhetengleyiwanshang，zaojiuedeqianxiongtiehoubeile，zheihuixiangpenpendejidanmianjindu，yichangxingfumanzu。
“dufu，wodeni？”yidaobumandeshengyinxiangqi。
jiangbuxikanxiangbeijunlin，youxiejingya，tayiweitaqimahaiyaoeshangjiduncaihuilaoshini。
“你要吃？”
“buranni？niyaoesiwoma？”
beijunlinjingguozuowan，ziranyebuhuizaigenzijiduziguobuqu，taxuyaoyingyang，shenshangdeshangcainenghaodekuai。
taderenzhaodaotazhishishijianwenti，zaizheizhiqian，taxuyaohaohaohuozhe。
wanshangjiangbuxihaiyaobeijunlinshengzai，ziranbuhuiezheta，tayuanyichidongxizaihaobuguole。
“等着。”
jiangbuxifangxiashoulidekuaizi，qujibeijunlinxiamiantiaole，xinghaotazuodemiantiaohaiyouduo，benlaidasuanzhongwuchide。
bashuizhukai，bamiantiaoxiaruguolizhu，tashaohuodeshihou，houzhihoujuefaxianzijizenmeyousihoushangtale！
jiangbuxiqideyibabashoulideshaohuogunjirengle。
他奶奶的！
tasihoutagepi，rangtaesisuanle！
dengjiangbuxihuilai，beijunlinyijingzuozaizhuoqianle，ejiaobuzhehan，xianranzuoshangdengzifeiletabuxiaodegongfu。
tabashouliduanzhedemian“pa”deyishengfangzaitamianqian，tangzhijianlebushaochulai。
“吃不死你！”
北君临：……
jiangbuxixinlibieleyibahuozuoxialaijixuchitademian。
beijunlinkandaojiangbuxiwanlidehebaodan，youkanlekanzijiwanlide，jiushiyiwanqingshuimian。
？？
“我的蛋呢？”
jiangbuxipieleyiyanbeijunlin，“bujiuzainikudangli。”
！！
jiangbuxiyuchujingren，beijunlinbeikoushuiqiangdezhikesou，lianjiafatang，erjianfahong。
“咳咳…”
jiangbuxibamianduankai，xianqidecekaishenzi。
beijunlinkandaojianzhiqixiaole，taqiangwentadeshihoubuxianqitakoushuizang，xianzaitabuguokesoujisheng，tajiuxianqidebamianduankai。
jiangbuxiduanzhewan，sanliangxiajiubawanlidemianchiwanle，shengxiayigexiangpenpendehebaodan，taliudaozuihouchi。
“weishenmewomeiyouhebaodan？”beijunlinhoumiansangezijiazhongleyinliang。
jiangbuxilenghengyisheng，kanxiangbeijunlin，“nibakuzituoxialai，rangwokankanni**baibubai。”
beijunlinbeijiangbuxicusudehuayuduideshuobuchuhualai。
tajueduishitajianguodeshuohuazuicusudenvren！
jiangbuxijiazhejiandejincancandehebaodanzaibeijunlinmianqianzhuanleyiquan，ranhoudeyidesongjinzijizuili。
heng！baiyanlang，haixiangchijidan，jigepichi！
beijunlinxinlijijiangbuxizaijishangyibi，zheicunfubudanedu，haikoumen。
kanzhemianqiandeqingshuimian，beijunlinnaqikuaizichileyikou，dunshijiuzhouqilemeitou，qingtangguashui，meiyouyidianxianweijiusuanle，jieguohaishijiashengmian。
beijunlinyouzaixinlijijiangbuxijishangyibi，zuofannanchi。
jiangbuxikanzhebeijunlinzhouzhemeitouchiwanleyiwanmian，xinlilengxiaobuting，haiyiweitahuixiangshangyishiyiyanghaochihaohesihouzheni，zuomengba！
……
jiangbuxichiwanzaocan，tizheyifuquhelixi，hedaoshangyoulianggegangchengqinbujiudexinfuzaikaixinshuoxiaozhexiyifu。
tamenkandaojiangbuxilaile，qingshenghanleyishengzhusaozi，zhihouganjinshoujiaomalidexiganjingyifujiuzou。
“axing，kuaizoukuaizou，wopomashuotakefu，mingying，gentazoutaijin，yehuibeikede。”
“woxianggongyeshuole，tajingchangquzhenshanggounanren，yishenzangbing，bunenggentayiqixiyifu，buranhuichuanranshangde。”
tamendishengshuohuadeshengyinhaishichuandaolejiangbuxierduoli。
jiangbuxilengliandelanzhuleliangweixinfudequlu。
liangweixinfuyiliannanse，danhaishijichuyigexiaolai。
“zhusaozi，shiyoushenmeshima？”
jiangbuxilianshangyangqiyigexiaolai，wenroudao，“juanmeizia，nidielaisongjidanneitian，wohaoxiangkanjiannipomulachezhenidiejinlexiaoshulin，shibushijialirenfashengkoujiaole？yaoshiyousaozinengbangshangmangde，jinguanshuoyisheng，buyongkeqide。”
jiaoxiujuandexinfulianseshuayixiabianle，tadieqianjitianshilaisongtasaozishengleerzidehongjidanguolaide，pomulachetadiejinxiaoshulinganshenme？
jiangbuxiyoukanxiangjiaoaxingdexinfu，“axingmeizi，zuotiansaoziquzhenshang，kanjiannijianeikouzimaileyanzhilouxinchudexuejigao，suoyixiangzhewenwenni，xuejigaohaobuhaoyong，yaoshihaoyonggaimingerwoqumaiyige。”
axinglianshangdebiaoqingyixiajiangle，tajianeikouzinaliyousongshenmexuejigaojita，meisongjita，neitasongjinagenvrenle？
liangweixinfudouliansenankandecongconghuijiaqule。
姜不喜讥笑了一声。
“hushuobadao，sheibuhuini。”