第5章 给她点颜色瞧瞧

yudachenghewuguifenzhongnanqingnv,yixinweilezheigedumiaoerzishenmedounenggouzuodechulai。yushanyizhigentazuoduideyuanyin,shiyinweiyushandujixintaiqiang,dujitazhangdebitahaokan,suoyi,tajiuchuchugentazuodui。

suoyi,taxianzaimianlindezhuangtaijiushizheimezaogao,yigerengujunzuozhan。

tadexiangbanfayanghuozijicaixing,zuihaoshikeyizuodianxiaoshengyizhengdianqian,shouliyouleqian,neitacainenglidezhujiao,shenmedoubujupa。

daodizuoshenmebijiaohao,rongyizhuanqianni?

yuwanfanlaifuqudesikao,xiangzhezhengqiandefazi,menzhiyayishengxiangle,yushantuimenzoulejinlai。

tameiyougenyuwanshuohua,ershishoushileshoushizijidedongxi,banzhejiuwangwaizou。

yuwannamen,suikouwenleyiju:“ganmaqu?”

“banwuzi。”yushanlengyingyingdeshuaijitayijuhua,“wobugennizheizhongzisiziliderenzhuzaiyiqi!nizijiyigerenzhuba!”

“xing,neinimanzoubusong!”yuwanxinxiangganghao,tahaibuxiguangenbierenhezhuni。

zhishengxiatayigeren,tazenmeshufuzenmelai。

yushanbanzhepugaijuanjinledongxiangfangli,wuguifenzhengzaipuchuang,jiantajinlailejiuwendao:“zenmeyang,tashenmefanying?”

tazhidaoyuwandedanzixiaodehen,pahei,buganyigerenshui,suoyiyizhiheyushanzhuzaiyigewulitou。

“wokantameishenmefanying。ma,biedanxin,tajiushizaiqiangcheng!guojitiantajiusongle,daoshihoukantahainengbunengzheimeyingqi!”yushanqiazheyao,diqishizudeshuodao。

tayepanwangzheyuwanganjinjiachuqu,zhiqiantazhaorensuanguoming,suanmingdedoushuole,tazheiminggesuanshizhongdengpianshangdeneizhongming,danshi,yinweibeijialideyuwankezhe,suoyi,tadeyunqimuqianlaishuoyizhidoubuhao。

yushanjuedesuanmingdeshuodetingdui,doushitongyigefumushengde,neiyuwanjiushixipinenroude,beifengchuirishaiyigexiatianlengshibubianhei,ertayidaoxiatianjiuduozhetaiyangzou,ranerhaishibeishaidexiangshiheitanyiban。

pifuganbushangyuwanhao,moyangyemeiyoutajingzhi。lianggerenyiqichumen,tajiushineigepeichenyuwanderen。

zheishigenvrendoubuhuiyuanyi!

tazhipanzheyuwanganjinjiachuqule,litayuanyuande,biezaiyazhetadeyunqile。

“xing,jiuzheimeban。”wuguifendayingle。

weilelaoyujiadeweilai,weileerzi,tabixuderangyuwanbahunshidayingxialai!yanggenverbunengbaiyang,buweijializuogongxian,neishijueduishuobuguoqude。

*

yuwanzijiyigerenshushufufudeshuileyigehaojue,zheiyijueyishuijiushuidaolediertiandedatianliang,qingchendeyangguangtouguochuangzizhaojinlaisazaitadelianshang,anjingermeihao。

tashengelanyao,zhengzhunbeiqichuang。

turan,menpeng——deyisheng,beirencongwaimianjizhuangkaile,tabeiheleyidatiao,xianxiecongchuangshangtiaoqilai,yikanshiyushanqishixiongxiongdechonglejinlai。

“shuishuishui,nijiuzhidaoshui!zheidoujidianlaibuqilaizuofan?bamazheidouqilaichifanle,yikanzheihaishilengguolengzaode!nidanwulebamachifanxiadi,nilaijijializhengliangshichifana?”

neibianpaoyibancuixiangdeshengyinpilipaladejiuzaiwulitouzhaleyitong,tingdeyuwannaodaiguazidouteng。

taroulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan,bujinbumandezuoqilaichuanyifu:“nibushiyijingxinglema?nixingleniquzuoa!”

“wo?wozuo?nizaishuoyibian?”yushandengdaleyanjing,lisuoyingdangdeshuodao,“nitiaoleheyougonglaole?zenme?lianfanyebujijializuole?”

yuwanmanyouyoudexialechuang,naqishuzijiandandeshulitoufa:“nixinglenijiuquzuoa,jialichifandeyouzhiyouwoyigeren,nijinnianyeshijiusuileba?biwoxiaobuleliangsui,zuogefanniwanquankeyide。”

yuanzhuconghenxiaodeshihoujiuzaijializuofan,yizhizuodaoletachujia,chulezuofanzhiwai,jialidesuoyoujiawudoushitalaizuo,congxiaodaodayitianxuedoumeishangguo。

zheiriziguodeyeshigoukule。

fanzheng,talaile,jiubunengbeizheiyijiarenjiqifudetaibuqitoulai。

规则是要改一改了。

“haonigeyuwan!nijingranshuochuzheizhonghualai,niruoshibuzuofan,jialidefannijiuyikouyebiechile!”yushanchilebie,zaiyuwangenqianmeiyoutaodaoyidianhaochu,yiduojiaoqidiediedezoule。

taquwuguifenmianqianyigaozhuang,qidewuguifenyeshiliansetieqing。

“ma,nikankanyuwanzheishiyaozaofana!jialirensheishuodehuayebutingle,nishibuzhidao,takanwoneiyanshenxiangshikanchourenyiyang!nishuobamaxinkubatayangda,rangtajiagehaorenjia,youkeyizhenggecailijigequxifu,zheiduohaodeshier,tajiubugan!tashigeshenmerena!”yushanzhidaozheishitamazuibunengtingdehua,tajiushiwangtamadeshangkoushangsayan,shijingdejitagonghuo。

“woyanglegebaiyanlang!”wuguifenyiyaoya,danglangbashoulitoudecaidaoyireng,“buzuofan,bujijializuogongxian,xing,neiyihoujiubiechiwozuodefan!”

yushanjianzhuang,jimangxilexishou,naqilecaidaoquqietudou:“ma,yuwantajiushibuchihaoliangshi,zanmenquanjiarendeyitiaoxin,shoushishoushita,tacainenganshengdejiajizhoutang!”

“shuodehao,jiudezheimeban!”

yushanjianwuguifendoutongyitadexiangfa,gaoxingdeliekailezui,shuohuayegewaidetianqilai:“ma,niquxiuxi,zaofanwolaizuo。”

“haishiwoeryatouzhidaoxintengwo。”wuguifenyuekanerguinv,yuejuededaguinvbuxianghua,yuefadetaoyanqiyuwanlai。

yujiadefangzishizhuguoliangdairendelaofangzi,tupizuodeniqiang,genbenjiubugeyin。

yushanhewuguifenlianggerenzhijiandehua,tatingdeshiyiqingerchu。

好狠的一家人啊!

tazheishichuanjinleyibenshenmeshua,shishangzuibeicandenvzhujiao,youmeiyou?

yuwanqichuanghouxishuwanzhihouquchizaofan,guoran,zheiyijiarendouyijingbapanziwandidoumantoucadejingguangle,ganjingdedounenggouzhaochurenyinglai。

chufangliyidiankeyichidedongxidoumeiyoule。

yuwantanlekouqi,zheishiyaobatawangjuelushangbia,tadangranbunenggouzuoyidaibile。

wuguifenyanchouzhedaguinvmanchufanglizhaobudaoyikouchide,xinlitourenbuzhulele,neinengchidedongxitaquandouzangqilaile,zheijitianbushoushidetafuruan,tajiubuxingwu。

zaofanchiwanle,gaixiadiganhuoqule。

chenzheshangwutianhaizao,dilitoubushitebiere,tajiuzhaohuyuwanheyushan:“zou,xiadiganhuoqu。”