第4章上门女婿
banxiangguohou，zoulaotaitaichenshengshuodao，“sanbaiwanbushixiaoshumu，buguoyaoshinengbazoujiazhaichulaiyebusuankui，erqiehaidashangletaizizheitiaoxian，danshizheijianshiqingshilintianyuneigefeiwuyirenzuode，genwomenzoujiayidianerguanxidoumeiyou，keyiduitaizineibianjiaodaiyixia。”
“好的，妈。”
suoyourentingwanzhihou，jiedouchenmobuyu，zoujialaotaideyisijiushisanbaiwanpeigezui，buyaoqianchedaozoujia，zhiyulintianyu，jiaojitaizichuzhile。
“nainai，lintianyujinguanbushineimeyouchuxi，danhaodaiyeshiwomenzoujiaderena。”
zouqianbumandeshuozhe，yanjingzhikanzhezoulaotaitai。
“yigeshangmennvxubale！”
zoulaotaitailenglengshuoleyiju，bianqishenchaozheshufangzouqu。
“dousanle。”zouxuemingfuzhezoulaotaitaihuishufang，datingqitarendousanqule。
zouyuankailianshangguazheyisidandandexiaoyi，feiwujiugaiyoufeiwudeyangzi。
“zouyuankai，nizaiganshenme？nibuzhidaotashinijiefuma？”
zouqianlengyanduizhezouyuankaishuodao。
“jie，wogaoxinglehanniyishengjie，bugaoxingle，nikankanzouyuanhai！genwoshuailianzi？haiyou，nibuzhidaodezuitaizishishenmehouguo？”
zouyuankaihelekoucha，bujinbumandedandanshuodao，lianshangdexiaoyiquanmeiyousihaotunqu。
“kelintianyuzongguishiwomenzoujiaderena。”zouqianzhidiyousheng。
“hehe！yigefeiwushangmennvxu！”
“zouqian，taizishishenmerenbuxuyaowojieshileba？nijuedewomenzoujianengduikangdele？nanbuchengyaoyinweilintianyuneigefeiwu，zangsongwomenzoujiajidairendejiye？”
zouyuankaishuowanzhihou，zouqianchensile。
taizishishei，zouqiandangranzhidao，zaixiangjiangshiyeshishudeshangderenwu，xinhenshoulabushuo，qibeihoudeshiligengshinengjiaodongzhenggexiangjiangshidejingji。
“zheijiahuoyitiantiandejiuzhidaodaochureshishengfei，yebuzhidaodangchuyeyeweishenmefeiyaorangtaruzhuiwomenjia。”
benxiangtilintianyuzhengqujihuidezouqian，cishiyebiandeshifenbuman。
“heihei，nihaishiwenwentaxianzaisilemeiyouba，yaobushiwobajitacale**，gujizaojiuchendaolexiangjiangleba，haha......”shuozhe，zouyuankaiyelikaile。
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erlingwaiyibian，lintianyukaizheyiliangxialilaidaolewangpinyihao。
xialishizouqianjilintianyupeide，zhuyaoshiyonglaijiesongzouqianshangxiaban，dangranle，lunhuizhizhonglintianyuyicidoumeiquguo。
wangpinyihao，xiangjiangshizuihaohuadebieshuzhuzhaiqu。
“yi，nizenmezhidaowojiazhuzaizheili？shuo，lintianyu，qishiniyizhizaigenzongwo，haoduiwoxiashou，shiba？”sutiantianqigugudeshuodao。
“sujia，xiangjianghaomenzhiyi，dangdaijiazhusubingtian，dinvsutiantian，yeshixianzaisujiadedaxiaojie......”
lintianyutaotaobujueshuozhe，sutiantianneixinbolanbuda，zheixieshiqingzhiyaoqudatingyixia，jibenshangdounengzhidao。
danjiexialaidequerangsutiantianzhenjingbuyi，xiaoshouwuzhezuibayiliandebukezhixin。
“sujia，shishinianqianturancongyanjingshibanlaidejiazu，zhiyongleduanduanliangnianshijian，yiyuechengweixiangjianghaomenzhiyi，budebushuosujiadeshouduanzheshilihai。”
“danjiuqiyuanyin，xiangjiangsujiaqueshiyanjingshidajiazuzhiyidesujiapangzhi。yinbumandixidayapangxi，subingtianzheicaidaizhezheiyipangzhilaidaoxiangjiangfazhan。”
sutiantianjiujiuweinengfanyingguolai，yanshenzhenjingdekanzhelintianyu，jiuxiangshizaikanyigeguaiwuside。
“ni......nizenmehuizhidaozheixie？”
banxiangguohou，sutiantianyanzhezuibahaoqidexunwendao，yishuangdayanjingzhidingzhelintianyu。
qitadoukeyizhidao，danshizuoweiyanjingshidajiazudepangzhi，zheigechulesujiazijiren，wairenshibuqingchude。
“wojinishuoguole，zheigeshishangjiumeiyouwobuzhidaodeshiqing。”
“lintianyu，nidaodishishenmeren？”
sutiantianchenmolejimiao，ranhouwendao。
“yihounihuizhidaode，haole，nixiacheba，guoduanshijianwohuilaizhaonide，kejiadeshidaoshihouwohuilaichuli，dangran，qiantishiniyaokeshoufudaoe。”
“滚！”
“haha......”
zaixiaoshengzhong，lintianyukaizhexialilikailewangpinyihaobieshuqu。
jiachegangshichubieshuqudamen。
叮铃铃......
lintianyudeshoujijiuxiangleqilai。
来电显示【邹茜】
kandaoshizouqiandade，lintianyuzhoulezhoumei，meiyoutuolilunhuideshihou，zijizenmeshuozheimezuodoumeiyouguanxi。
danxianzaituolilunhuile，lintianyufanerganjueyoudianshushoushujiao。
“是我，说。”
“nisinaqule？buzhidaomashangjiushinainaideshouyanleme？haiyoutaizishizenmehuishi？ninengbunengbuyaochuqureshi？ninengbunengxianggenanrenyiyang？......”
“dududu......”
zouqiandewentishizaishitaiduole，lintianyuzhijieguale。
ranhoushunbianbolegedianhuachuqu。
“喂，是我。”
dianhuaneitoudemoguanjia，hunshenyizhen。
zheishengyin，bujiushilintianyume？
“wei，youmeiyouzaiting？”lintianyuyuqiyouxiebunaifan。
“zaizaizai，xiaoshaoye，ninyoushenmeshiyaofenfuma？”
“gaosuta，wotongyile，danshiwoyaozaisannianhoucaihuihuiqu，lingwaiyoudianshixuyaonichumianchuli，nidaohuatiandengwo。”
“haode，tianyushaoye，shifenzhonghouwohuizaihuatiandengnin，danshisannianhouzhei......”
“yaoqiuwotile。”lintianyuyuqiyouxiebunaifan。
“haode，xiaoshaoye，wozheijiugenlaoyehuibao。”
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lingwaiyibian，beigualedianhuadezouqianhaiyouxiechayi。
zheigewonangfeishenmeshihouganguazijidianhuale？
“xiaoqian，haibukuaiqujiedairen，zenmehaizaizheiwanshouji？”zouqiandemuqinkandaozouqianzaijiudianmenkoubaozheshouji，buyuedishuodao。
zouxueyi，zouqiandemuqin，zoujialaotaidesannver。
“haode，ma，duile，bani？meiyougenniyiqilaijiudianma？”
“nibaqushishufazhongxinle，ququjininainaizhushouyongdefushoutule。”
“fushoutu？mofeishiyanfengdashidemingzuo？”
“dui，nibaneigelaotouzi，suiranzheibeizimeishenmechuxi，dansuoxingzaishufashangyousuozaoyi，heyanfengzheixiedashijiaoqingyebucuo，yebusuanruolezoujiademingsheng，daoshilintianyuneixiaozi，wenbuchengwubujiu，yiwushichu！”
wenyan，zouqianmoranbuyu，suiranlintianyuqueshihenzaogao，dantaqueshizijimingyishangdezhangfu。
biederenshuotawanbanbushi，zouqiandoumeishenmeganjue，danzijidemuqinzheimeshuo，zouqianbuzhizuoheganxiang，bijingdangchuzhaoxu，yeshijingguofumutongyide。