第五章 莽撞人

zhouzhangjulianseyibian,qiangzhuangzhendingdao:“erweishaohou,zaixiaququjiulai!”

jiuloudeercengbiqiyicenghaiyaoxiaoyixie,chulesanzuowai,haiyousigeyajian。

danercengzhiyouyizhuokerenyongfan,zhunquedeshuoshiyigeshaonianzaiyongfan,lingyigeguanjiamoyangderen,gongzheshenxiaoxindeshihou。

zhouzhangjuxialoumeiduojiu,wandieluodishengchuanlai,qizhonghaijiazazherendejinghuzhisheng。

“zheiniaodiandecailijingranyouchongzi,nimenhaichishenmechi,doujilaozigun……!”

“kuaigun!liuyerangnimengun,meitingdaoma?”

“keguan!keguan!xiaodianduoyoudezuizhichu,qingninhaihan!qianwanbienianxiaodiandeke……a!”

“gun!jiunizheiniaodianhaikaigepi!shixiangdelikebadianmaijihougongzi,fouzeyeyemeitianlaiyici!”

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zuozaiercengdelifanmeitouzhouzaileyiqi,yourenzaizhouzhangjudedianlinaoshi,tabunengbuguan。

shourendianshuien,bijiangyongquanbao!

jiupingzhouzhangjushilifanlaidaodamingyudaodediyigehaoren!

“蹬蹬!”

“liuye!liuye!woqiuqiunile,erlouyouguike,ninbunengshangqua!”

zaluandejiaobushengxiangqi,yimingbangdayaoyuandenanrenzoushangleerlou,shenhouhaigenzhewuliugedashou。

nanrenzhichuanleyijianwaiyi,yijinchangkaizhe,luzhenongheidehuxiongmao。shangdaoerloupieleyiyanshaonianneizhuo,zhibenlifantamenzoulai。

“nimenliangge!chibaolekuaigun,biedanwuliuyebanshi!”

yigedashoujibushangqian,yibazhanghenhendipaixiangzhuozi。shouhaimeiyouluoxia,bankongzhongjiubeirenzhuazhu。

“aiya!songshou……!niteniangdejilaozisongshou!”dashoutengdeziyaliezui,zuilihaibuganbujingdemazhe。

“heng!”qijinlenghengyisheng,lian**doumeitai。wanghuailiyidai,huiquantouzazaidashoudexiongkou。

dashoufeichudeshunjian,liuyedelianjiubianle。tameiyouxiangdaojiulouzhonghaiyourucigaoshou,dangjishangqianbaoquandao:“pengyou!xiongdizaicibanshi,duoyoudezui……”

“zhangjude!haojiuhaoroujinguanshang,jinriwoyaoyulixiongdibuzuibugui!”

qijindoumeikanliuyeyiyan,dashengchongzhelouxiayaohedao。

biqinglianzhongdezhouzhangjuxiaopaoshanglou,laidaozhuozipangjusangdeshuodao:“jinrixiaodianyoushi,duibuzhuleliangwei,nimenhaishidaobiechuyongfanba!”

suihouxiaoshengshuodao:“liulaodashichengxiyiba,shoushangrenmingdouyouhaojitiao,erweiguikehaishi……”

“zhouzhangjujinguanshangcai,yidingyaozuihaodejiu!”

lifanlianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,haitaochuneidingshiliangdeyinzifangzaizhouzhangjushouli。

“zhei……,zheikeshibude,shibudea!”zhouzhangjulianmangtuichi。

yipangbaoquangongshendeliuyelianlenglexialai,yongdushebandeyanshendingzhelifanheqijin。

“erweijingjiubuchi,neijiuchifajiuba!batamenrengxiaqu!”

liulaodayishenglingxia,shenhoudejimingdashoupuxianglifanheqijin。zhouzhangjuyiyaoya,shenlaishuangbei,dangzaierrenshenqian,bishangleyanjing。

“a!”deyishengcanjiaochuanlai,zhouzhangjushenshangbingmeiyougandaotengtong,zhengkaiyanjingdeshunjian,lengzailedangchang。

zhijianqijinwanruxiashandemenghuchongzaizuiqianfang,huiquan、tituimeixiadounengfangdaoduishou。lifanzeshishoulinzhebandeng,genzaiqijinshenhoubudao。

duanduandejibujulijiufangdaolesuoyoudedashou,zhishengxialiulaodagulinglingdezhanzaiyuandi。

“ni……,nimenbieguolai!wo……,woshihougongzideren,ni……a!”

liulaodakuaiyaobeiheshale,jiejiebabadeshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehuayu。

lifanyuqijinduishileyiyan,lianshangluchulexiaorong。errenjiuxiangshanglianghaoleyiban,qijinyibazhuazhuliulaodadejiantou,lifanhenhendizazailiulaodatuishang。

canjiaoguohou,liulaodadaozaidishangbuzhudeaihao,dashengdezhouma:“nimenzhidaolaozishisheima?nimensidingle……!”。

“li……,lixiaoge!nimen……,nimenchuanghuole!kuaizou……,kuaixiechuchengduobi,qianwanbuyaohuilaile!”

zhouzhangjujiqiedeshuozhe,haiconghuaizhongmochujidingyinzi,jiuyaowanglifanshoulisai。

lifanyuqijinjiuxiangmeitingdaoyiban,yirenlaliulaodayitiaotui,zoudaochuangbian,xiangrenglajiyiyangbarendiulexiaqu。

“tongkuai!zhenshitongkuai!zhangjudebuyaodanxin,neisiruoshihaiganlai,dingjiaotayoulaiwuhui!

haibuqushangcai,jinriwoyaoyulixiongditongyinsanbaibei!”

suiranailejiquan,qijinjiuxiangmeishirenyiban,paizhechuanghudajiaodao。

lifanyeshimanlianxiaoyi,qijindewulichaoren,shouzhongyouyouqijiadao,kendingyudamingjunshenqijiguangyouguanxi。

ququjigeqingpi,genbenmeibiyaofangzaixinshang。jiusuanduifangyaobaofu,youqijinzai,laiduoshaodoushisongcai。

“啪啪啪!!”

guzhangshengxiangqi,lingwaiyizhuodeshaonianguzhangdao:“haoyiyuanmengjiang,jiusuanshizhangyidezaishi,yebuguoruci!”

tingdaokuajiang,qijinyizhangheilianyouxiefazi,lianlianbaishoudao:“bugandang!bugandang!zaixiabuguoshiyouxiemangzhuangeryi!”

“qixiongbubiqianxu,nikezhidangnianzhangyidejiubeihourenchengweimangzhuangren?”lifanlazheqijinzuoxiashuodao。

“mangzhuangren?wozenmemeitingguo?”shaonianyihuodewendao。

lifanheqijinyuqingpidongshoushishaonianbingweiliqu,shihouhaiguzhanghecai,lifanduitayeyoujifenhaogan。

dangxiaqingleqingsangzi,hedao:“houhansanguo,youyimangzhuangren……”

lifanyusujikuai、kouruoxuanhe,daduanguankoumangzhuangrentuokouerchu。congtaoyuanjieyijiangdaozhangbanpozhaoyunqijinqichu,zaidaozhangfeiheduanqiaoliangshuidaoliu。

qijinheshaoniantingdeyanzhongjingguangzhimao,zuanjinlequantou,henbudezhonghuineigeyingxiongbeichudeshidai。

zuihoulifanyipaizhuozi,hedao:“hourenyoushizanyue:zhangbanpoqianjiuzhaoyun,hetuicaocaobaiwanbing,xingzhangmingfeiziyide,wanguliufangmangzhuangren!”

yikouqishuowanzheiduanhua,lifandelianyezhangdetonghong。tingxiangsheng、tingpingshushilifanbuduodeaihao,jiuerjiuzhiyejiujizhuleyixie。

youqizheiduanmangzhuangrengengshibaitingbuyan,meicitingqidouhuirangrenrexuefeiteng。

zhishiranglifanyouxiegangadeshi,tajiangwanhaojiu,jiulouzhongrengranshifenanjing,nandaoshizijinalijiangcuole?

“hao……!”zhengdanglifanyihuozhiji,shaonianyibazhangjiangzhuozishangdewanpanpaidesanluoyixia,dantaquehaobuzaiyi,duanqimianqiandejiubeiyikouguanxia,dashengshuodao:“haoyigemangzhuangren,jinritingwendangtongyinyibei!”

“meicuo!xiaoxiongdishuodetaiduile,buguoyibeinagou。zhangjude!huandawan!”qijinyefanyingguolaijiaodao。

neimingzhongnianguanjiajimangtaochujinpa,cashishaonianshenshangdejiushui,kouzhongxiaoshengdeshuozhe:“wodezuzonge!ninkebu……”

“xingxiongzhirenhezai?wohougongchenderenyegandong,zhenshihuodebunaifanle!”