第1章
“**，qianba，kuaiqianba！”
“zaibuqianjiulaibujile。”yidaowumeidaoguzilideshengyin，xiangqizaierbian，jijuguhuoxing！
yelihuanhuancongfuanshangxinglai，toutengyulie，zijibushizaijiudianheqingchunxiaohuadapukema？
yanqianyigemaomeiruhua，guxiangjimeidegongzhuangmeiren，naquezhebirangzijiqianzi，shenhouhaigenzhebushaodaidaoshiwei。
“qianshenme？”taxiayishideshuodao。
“**，dangranshigerangxiliangjitujuedezhaoshua！”
“songchunanyangjunzhuheqin，chusilangzhongling，yulinweidajiangjunzheixiezhuzhangkangjitujue，zaochengchongtudezuikuihuoshou。”
“qianba，kuaiqianba，zhiyaoqianle，chenqiebaozhengdaweiguojiangzhongxinhuifuanding，yiqielantanzifuqindarenzihuibangnindali！”
“gegege……”yaofeifachuqingxiao。
轰隆！
fangfowuleihongding，ranghunhunchenchendeyelizhijiezhaxing，hunshenhanmaodaoshu，chengdeyixiazhanqilai！
hedesizhourenyitiao，feiwuhuangdizenmele？yijingyizhade。
cike，yelikanzhejinbihuihuangdegujianzhu，qipaiguyundelongzhu，yanzhuzidoukuaidiaoxialaile，chengmujieshe。
“卧槽！”
“chuan，chuanyuele？zheitemeshigudaia，daweiguoershiqinian，huangdiyeli……”
shuozhe，taxiangqishenme，mengdecongyaofeishoulicheguoshengzhiyikan，dunshixinzhongyiwantouyangtuobenteng！
gerangxiliang，gongshourangjiyizuren？haiyaosongjunzhujiajitujuekehan，laihuanquheping，zheishitangtanghuaxiazisunnenggandeshi？
“**，biekanle，qianba，zheishierjinzhengjiudaweideweiyibanfale。”neiyaofeijixukaikouguhuo，xiandejiqie。
“我签你大爷！”
“laoziyoubushishazi！”yelipokoudama，rexueqingniandeaoguzaicikezuoxiang，fanshoujiushiyigedabidouzi，yanqianzheigemeihuozhijidenvren，jueduishidajian！
啪！！
清脆的巴掌声响起。
“a！”yaofeifachucanjiao，honglongyishengzhongzhongdaodi，tawuzhehongzhongdeqiaolian，meimouzhenjing，bukezhixin。
jinluandadianshang，suoyoushiweigongnv，yejinshuzhenhan，chengmujieshe！
**jingrangandacaifei？nandao**dejiuhaimeiyouxing？
sizhouyaquewusheng，shijianfangfojingzhi！
danyeligenbenmeiyoulihui，ershichenjizailezhongshengyishidezhenhanzhizhong。
tazaisanqueren，zheibushimengjing！zijichuanyuele，yongyouwushangquanli，zuoyonghougongjialisanqian，keyitiantianzhaoaifeimenjianchazuoye！
zheikeshiershiyishiji，meiyigenanrendemenga！
xiangzhe，taliuxialexingfudekoushui，buyouzizhufengfengdiandiandefachulekuangxiao，shenzhiwanglezijidechujing：“hahaha！”
“yecheng，yecheng，suiransuzuicusi，danchuanyuechengweihuangdi，laozizheiboxuezhuan！”
“hougongjialisanqian，tongtongjiwochuanheisi！woyaozaoak，woyaozaodapao，laoziyaotongyiquanshijie！”
“haixiangranglaozigerangtudi，songchugongzhu，zuomeng，zuomeng！”
wenyan，dadiannei，suoyourendeyanshendoushale！
wangzhexinxiruokuang，buduanshuochufengyanfengyudeyeliyizhencuoe。
“wanle……**zheibushifengleba？”
“kanyangzixianga，fouzetazenmegandacaifeide，caifeifuqinkeshizuochengxiang，xianzaikeshiquanqingchaoyea！”gongnvyilun，liansejingkong。
“……”
caifeihuanhuanpaleqilai，tatianshengmeigu，meihuozhiji，shenduangourenruyaonie，gongqunbushenzouloudejiaohuai，xuebairuyu，kanchengjipin！
danciketadezuijiaohongzhong，youzhewuzhiyin，queshipohuailemeigan，youxielangbei。
tameimoutouzheyinchenheyuanhen，gouhuangdi，jinggandawo！
“**，zheishengzhihetiaoyue，nidaodiqianhaishibuqian？！”tashengyinyijingbinglengdaocigu，yanliquanshishaji，yijingdengbulele，jiuyaojintianjieshuyiqie！
yelimengdehuiguoshenlai，yanshenshunjianlengku，ganweixielaozi？
tadahou：“sangquanruguodetiaoyue，buqian！！”
“wohanrenzhongqiyichao，buheqin，bunagong，bugedi，tianzishouguomen，junwangsisheji！”tahouchuleneijuranghoushiwushurexuenanerweizhifeitengdehualai，zhenerfakui，shengyinzhendang。
quanchangweizhiyizhen，toupifama！
zheishi**ma？tianzishouguomen，junwangsisheji，tazenmekenengruciyoupoli！
jiuliancaifeiyeyizhen，xinzhongfanjiangdaohai，zheishifeiwuhuangdinengshuochulaidehua？
dandaolezheiyibu，tayeguanbuleneimeduole，naixinyongjin，meimouyili：“hao，nibuqianshiba，neijiubieguaiwole！”
taxunsujishenhoudedaidaoshiweishileyigeyanshen，houzheyanshenzhujianbushan，xiangyelibijin。
yelihoubeiyiliang，guoduanbaotui，nuchidao：“nimenzheixiegounucai，xiangganshenme？！”
zheiyike，tajingshiyouleyisidiwangde**。
shijigedaidaoshiweiyilin，jingdeyoudianbuganshangqianle，**zheisihumeifenga，jiushigenyiqiandewonangfeixingxiangbuyiyangle。
caifeiyanshenyinchen，lenglengdao：“woxiangganshenme？nijingjiubuchichifajiu，ziranshisongnizheigefeiwushangxitian！”
“nishenbianneigejianren，tianxiadiyigaoshousuxinzhai，tayijingbeiwoderenqianzhizaigongwaile，biezhiwangtanenglaijiuni！”
yeliborandanu，huanggongzhizhong，yigefeizijingqitu**！
budangtazuochufanying，zheinvrenbiangaohan：“**jinriqianxiatiaoyuezhihou，zuijiutuxue，jiuzhiwuxiao，liuxiayizhu，renzaixiangcaichunweishezhengwang，erhoujiabeng！！”
“bengongweizheng，jizhulema？”
dunshi，sizhoushiwei，gongnvquanbupanbian，jieliandahe：“huiniangniang，jizhule！”
“huangdisiyuzuijiu，yonghucaichengxiangweishezhengwang！”
“……”
“zheijianren！”yelizhenbu，zheishiyaomingzhemouchaocuanweile！
yuanlaidehuangditemedangdeyetaiwonangle，shenbianyigezhongxinhujiadeyemeiyou，neipashigetaijian。
shishishangshentiyuanzhurenshijiuchengxing，xinuwuchang，duishouxiadongzhedamakantou，hunyongwuneng，jiuerjiuzhiyejiumeiyouzhongxindele。
weiyijigesizhongde，yedoubeitaqinshouguanyajinsilaole。
“zenmeban？nandaojiuzheimebiequdesile？laozihaimeiyouxiangshouxiangshouni！”tabuganyaoya，yisilenghan，congtadeetouhualuo。
turan，panbianshiweifanan，bujijihui，dahou：“si！”
yibagangdaocongtianerjiang，neirenmiansehenla，xiangyaoyidaopixiayeliderentou。
“cao，laozijiusuansiyeyaopenniyikouxue！”yeliweijiguantounuhouyisheng，nanerdexueqibaofa，chaoqiyigehuapingjiuyaobosha。
taningkezhansi，yeburenrenzaige！
danjiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，turan，pengdeyisheng！
yibafeijianziwaipomenerru，hanmangyishan，pudeyisheng，jiangdongshoudepanjunyijianfenghou，shitihonglongyishengdaodi。
“shei？！”caifeidiyigefanyingguolai，miansedabian。
yelishuangyanzhengda，mengdekanqu。
jinjiezhe，yidaonvzishengyinlenglengxiangqi，chuanbiangongdian：“yaofei，nidanganshijun，shisheijinidedanzi？”