第三章 我见不得假货啊!

gufeiyuxinlishanguoyigeniantou,danhenkuaiyoubeitayalexiaqu。

tahengancuidekaikoudao:"wodasuide。"

qiebushuobaneiqunhunhundeshiqingtaichulainengbunengguoguan,danjiulaobanniangduizijiwangridezhaogu,jiuranggufeiyuzuobuchuzheizhongtuixiezerendeshiqinglai。

genghekuang,mianqianzheigenvrenmingxianyijingrendingleshizijidasuiletadedongxi。

"那就谈赔偿吧。"

sunyujinglenglengdekanlegufeiyuyiyan:"zheiwufuheshoucaipingshisongdaiguanyaochupin,shichangjiagezai50wandao80wanzhijian,woyebueni,50wannalai,zanmenjiusuansile,fouzedehua,jiubaojingba。"

gufeiyuxinligedengyisheng,wushiwan,zijijiushimaixueyehaibushanga!

"aiya,zheigenvrenzhensha,lianwodouzhidaoneihuapingshijiade,tajuranhaibuzhidao!bushishuorenleidouhencongmingma?"

pangbiandehufurangrangleyiju,youchonggufeiyudao:"nikuaigaosutaa,neidongxishijiade!"

dongxishijiadeyounengzenyang,wojiuyigedazade,yemeibanfazhengminga!

gufeiyuyouxiewunai,kuxiaoyishengmeiyoushuohua。

neifushuimohuafangfoshikanchulaigufeiyudexiangfa,ciketuranchushengdao:"xiaozi,wonengbangnizhengming。"

gufeiyuyileng,jierjingxidexiaoshengdao:"dangzhen?!!"

shuimohuahengleyisheng:"feihua!wogenhuapingxiongnaishizhijiao,ziranshenzhitadedixi,buguowonengbandaobudaibiaowohuiwuchangbangni,nidedayingwoyigetiaojian。"

gufeiyucikejiuxiangshiyigezhuazhudaocaodenishuizhe,genbenjiumeideyouyu,dangchangdao:"nishuo!"

"henjiandan,nibawomaihuiqu。"

shuimohuadandandao:"nineigelaobanzhengtianbawomenrengzaishounajuli,woyibalaogutoujigeyuedoumeishaiguotaiyang,zhengtiananwutianride,zheijianshile,nijiubawomaihuiqu,jiwozhaogeliangtangdedifanggongqilai。fanzhengtabawomendangchengyanpin,niyehuabulejigeqian。"

hufuyegenzheqihongdao:"daishangwo,daishangwo!woyeyaoshaitaiyang!"

gufeiyuliansebianhuanyizhen,zuizhonghaishiyaoyaotou:"baoqian,zheigetiaojianwozuobudao......suiranlaobanniangbanimendangchengyanpin,danxianglainiyebushiyidianxiaoqianjiunengmaixiade,wobunengyinweitakanbuchulai,jiuzhantadebianyi。"

"哼,不知变通!"

shanshuihuazhongzhongdehenglesheng,daoyemeizaijianchi,zhuanerdao:"neijiuhuangetiaojian,congjinyihou,nidejiwonuogedier,rangwonengshaidaotaiyang,chuichuifeng。"

"这个可以。"

gufeiyudiandiantou:"dengwojiandaolaobanniang,wojiubanimenshizhenpindeshiqinggaosuta,rangtabanimenhuandaozhanshitaishang。"

shuimohuazheicaimanyi,duanzhejiazidao:"niqiefuerguolai。"

......

sunyujingkanzhemianqiandegufeiyuyihuiziyanziyu,yihuiyoubaozheyifushuimohuacenglaicengqude,haidangshitagenzijizhuangfengmaisha,renbuzhulengxiaodao:"niyiweituoshijianjiuxingle?wogaosuni,wosunyujingxianglaishuodaozuodao,shifenzhongneinabuchuqianwojueduibaojing!"

gufeiyucikegangtingwanshuimohuajieshi,huiguotoulaishiyijingxinxinshizu,taxianshizhuangmozuoyangdetanlekouqi,xiyinlesunyujingdezhuyilihou,caidao:"sunxiaojie,jintiannilaizhiqianlaobanniangjiwodaguodianhua。dangwotingdaonilaiqudedongxishiyijiansongdaiguanyaocaipingdeshihou,jianliexinxi,renbuzhujiuguanmolejiyan。"

sunyujinglengxiao:"heng,ranhounijiushishoudasuile?"

gufeiyuyaoyaotou:"dangranbushishishou,nibuzhidaoa,wodangshishiyuekanyuehuoda,xinlibiebuzhuqi,zhijiejiujitazale!"

sunyujingdailexia,tayuanbenyiweigufeiyuhuiyishishouzuoweijiekou,queshizenmeyemeixiangdao,tajuranganzheimelizhiqizhuangdegenzijishuohua!

还故意砸了?!!

真当我不敢报警?

sunyujingqidexiongkouyizhenqifu,qiaolianyixiazigenglengsanfen。

yejiushizheishihou,gufeiyujiezhedao:"wodangshijiuxianga,nishuojiujingshinagepianzirucidandabaotian,liansunxiaojiezheiyangdeguikedouganpian?zheiyaoshirangsunxiaojiezaigenpengyoudepinjianzhongchulechou,wozenmeguoyidequ?"

sunyujingyoudailexia,zhuanzhelaidetaikuai,tayishishenzhimeiyoulijiegufeiyudeyisi。

gufeiyuqiaoqiaokanleyan,jianzhuang,jixudao:"meicuo,wozhisuoyizaleta,shiyinweiwozheirenjianbudeyanpin,gengdanxinsunxiaojieniyincichuchou。"

tashuozheihuadeshihouyifuyifentianyingdeyangzi,buzhidaoderenhaizhenyiweitashiweisunyujingzhexiang。

buguosunyujingxianranbushizheimehaohunong,tahenkuaimingbailegufeiyudeyisi,danlianshangquemeiyousihaoxiangxindeyisi,lenglengyixiaodao:"yanpin?niyiweijiupingnixinkoukaihewojiuhuixin?wogaosuni,zheijiansongdaiguanyaodewufuheshoucaipingshiwohualeshiduowanzhaochenqiushengchendashijiandingde,nishixianggenwoshuo,renjiayigechengmingduoniandedashi,haibibushangniyigeguwandianhuojideyanli?"

"sunxiaojie,nizheihuabudui。"

gufeiyubuhuangbumangdao:"wodequezhishigeguwandiandehuoji,dansuoweiwendaowuxianhou,dazhejiweishi,sheijiuguidingle,woyidingburuneishenmechendashi?wokeyibaifenbaidequeding,nizheidongxi,jiushijiade!"

tashuozhe,dundaodishang,zaisuipianlifanzhaopianke,quchuleyikuaibudayiyangde,nazaishoulidao:"sunxiaojiekankanzheishishenme。"

sunyujinglenglengdekanletayiyan,muguangzhuanxiangtadeshou:"nishenmeyisi。"

"renbuchulaiyezhengchang。"

gufeiyuxiaoxiao:"woshoulizheiyikuaisuipian,shizhendesongdaiguanyao......shishishangniheneichendashizhisuoyiweibazheidongxidangzhenyeshiqingyoukeyuande,pianzidezaojiajishuhengao,yongdefangfayehenqiaomiao......yibandezuojiu,tongchangzhishizaicaizhichulishang,tongguojiasuyanghuafanying,rangciqikanqilainiandaijiuyuan,zailihaidiande,yejiujiagetongweisufushi。"

"danzheiyijianhuapingbutong,pianzideshoufahenqiaomiao,tamenxianshibuzhidaocongnagaolaileyixiezhendesongdaiguanyaozhipinsuipian,ranhoujiangqiqiegedasui,tihuanlefangzhipinshangdemouxiebuwei,suihouyouyongciqixiubujiaonianshang,zheiyangyilai,zhiyaojiandingdeshihouzaixiangbanfarangjiandingshizhiguanchazheijigedifang,neimewulunsheilaijianding,jieguodoushiyiyangde。"

gufeiyushuodaozhei,luchiyixiao:"woxiangsunxiaojiezixihuiyiyixiadehua,yidingyousuofaxian。"

sunyujingtingwan,yuanbenbuxieyigudebiaoqingyijingbiandejingyibuding,kanxianggufeiyudeyanshenjiugenjianguileyiyang。

xianzailianyigegudongdiandehuoji,douyouzheidengyanlile?

ruguogufeiyuhuangeshuofa,sunyujinggujidoubuhuixiangxin,danpianpianciketazuilishuochulaideyuanyin,sunyujingcengjingzaizijipengyouneiyetingdaoguo。

dangshimaizheidongxideshihou,sunyujingdaishanglezijideyiweitongyangreaishouzangdehaopengyou,zaichenqiushengdashijichujiandingjieguodeshihou,tadepengyoujiutichulezheigeshuofa,weicisunyujinghaigentaqilemaodun。

ergufeiyudeshuofa,chulemeiyouyongdaoshenmezhuanyeshuyuwai,jihuhetapengyoushuodeyimoyiyang。

.....nandaodongxizhenshijiade?

sunyujingzhongyuyouxiedongyaole。

gufeiyujiexialaideyijuhuachedidasuiletaxindijinshengdeyixiang。

zhijiantazaidishangjianqijikuaisuipian,diguolaidao:"sunxiaojie,niruguobuxiangxin,keyibazheixiesuipiansongdaogudongyanjiusuoquzuoweitanshisijianding,buchuyiwaidehua,zheixiesuipiandeniandaiyinggaidazhixiangchasanbainian。"

qiaozhegufeiyuneifududingdeyangzi,sunyujingmingbai,yijingmeiyouzheigebiyaole。

buguoxinlizheimexiang,talianshangqueshimeiyoubiaoluchufenhao。

sunyujingdunlexia,congyaochilianshangquxiayikuaifenghuangyupei:"nikanyixiazheidongxidelaili,ruguonishuodedui,wojiuxiangxinni。"

tajiangyupeifangdaogufeiyumianqiandezhanshitaishang:"bieshuowomeijinijihui,wokeyitishiniyixia,zheikuaiyupeiqucaikaojiu,naishiyiweimingjiachupin......"

sunyujinghuahaimeishuowan,gufeiyuzhijiedaduanleta。

"假的。"

sunyujingdoushale,lenglengdekanzhegufeiyu,xiayishiwendao:"niqueding?"

"当然确定。"

gufeiyuzhuangdexiangmoxiangyang,yifubuxiedeyangzi:"wodoubuxuyaoshangshoujiuzhidaoshijiade!zheiwanyibuguoshiyijiangongyipin,chulezaojiahuohoushizu,youxieshouzangjiazhiwai,genbenbuzhiyiti。"

他真的看出来了!

sunyujingxinliyizhenfanjiangdaohai,zenmeyepingjingbuxialai。

yaozhidaozheidongxisuiranshijiade,danzaojiaderenshoushanggongfushizu,dangchutanajichenqiushengkandeshihou,doubeidangchenglezhenpin!haiwentayoumeiyouqingxugeai!

kegufeiyuni,tajinjinzhishipiaoleyiyan,jiuduandinglezhenjia!

sunyujingxinlituwudemaochuyigeniantou--nandaozheixiaozi......shinagejiandingdashideguanmendizi?laizheigudongdianchuncuijiushinaozhewande?

shile,youzheidengjiandingdeyanli,suibianqugedadiandepaimaixingyenengnianrubaiwan,taganyuanzaizheidifangdunzhe,kendingshishijinqianrufentu,huozhegenbenjiubuchaqian!

yishijiansunyujingkangufeiyudeyanshendoubianle。

biejidong,wenzhu,taxianzaibuzhidaowoyijingzhidaoletashidashi,yidingyaoxiangbanfagentajiaohao......

sunyujingxiangzhe,lianshangyishijianbingxiaoxuerong,huanlefuxiaolian,kaikoudao:"yizhiliaogudongdeshiqing,douwanglewen......xianshengguixing?"

gufeiyubeizheiyisheng'xiansheng'handemaogusongran,tagaobumingbaizheisunyujingxiangyaozuoshenme,yushigangadao:"wojiaogufeiyu,sunxiaojie,nikanzheishi......"

"shiqing,shenmeshiqing?"

sunyujingbaibaishoudao:"gangcaidoushigewuhui,buyongtile......lingwai,gufeiyuxianshengpingribushangbandeshihouyoukongma?"

啥?误会?

gufeiyuzhazhayan,zheishi,buyaozijipeichangle?

zheinvrenzenmezhuanyanjiubiandezheimehaoshuohuale?

gufeiyuxiangbumingbai,buguohaishikaikoudao:"meishenmeshiqing,xiabanlejiuhuijiale。"

sunyujingdiandiantou,dakaiqianbao,zhijiemochuleyidadieqianfangdaozhanshitaishang:"zheishiganxieninbangwozaleyanpin,miandewochuchoudeganxiefei。"

tashuowan,youquchuyizhangmingpianfangdaoneiqianshang:"woxianzaiyoudianshiqing......zheishiwodelianxifangshi。dengniyoukongdeshihou,wohaixiangbaituoniyijianshiqing。nifangxin,daoshihoujueduibuhuikuidaini。"

gufeiyuyishijianshixishangxintou--nikankanzheishiqinggaode,zuihoubujinmeipeiqian,fanerzhuanleyiwankuai!

takemeiyoushabushoujielaizhishidedaodejiepi,shuobailezheijianshiqingtadequeshijiezhuleshuimohuadebangzhu,danyetongyangyousuofuchu,youbushibaijiandeqian,renjiayuanyijiweishabuyao?

tadangchangjiulianzhemingpianbaqianchuaijinledouli,diantoudao:"xing,youshininzhaohu。"

sunyujingjianzhuang,yemeimoji,diandiantoujiuwangwaizouqu。

shuolaiyeqiao,tagangdaomenkouhaimeichuqu,jiubeiyigerenjilanzhule。

"hu,wojiupanizoule,zenmeyang,dongxiyijing......"

chuxianzaimenkoudezhengshigufeiyudelaobanniangfengxiuxiu。

fengxiuxiushengleyizhangedanlian,lveweiyouxieyingerfei,xiaoqilaihailuchuliangkexiaohuya,piaoliangdeliandanhenyourenqi,fujindedianjiazongshihuiyougezhonggeyangdejiekoulaizhaota,yizuojiushibantian。

butongyusunyujing,fengxiuxiushuyuyizhongdianxingdejiangnannvzi,tademeijirendeganjuegengjiapingyijinren,jiuxiangshigewenroudelinjiaxiaojiejie,duiyugufeiyuzheizhongxiao**laishuo,xiyinlishizu。

taxianrangensunyujinghenshuxi,shuohuadeshihouxiandexiangdangsuiyi。

buguozheihuahaimeishuowan,fengxiuxiusuiyidekanleyandianli,jiuqiaojianledishangneitansuipian。

tadangchangjiubianlelianse,chongjinlaizixikanleyansuipian,jiezhejiuduigufeiyudamadao:"nizenmezheimebuxiaoxin!haibukuaijisunxiaojiedaoqian!......jingjingnifangxin,woyidinghenhenshoushita!nibieshengqi。"

gufeiyutingdexinliyinuan,fengxiuxiudehuabiaomianshangshihechi,shijishangqueshizhongnaqingfang,weizijikaituo。

sunyujingmeimuyizhuan,xiaodao:"xiuxiujie,woyuanbenyiweinishikanshangzheixiaozile,caiduitazheimehao,meixiangdao,nilianwodoumanzhea。"

fengxiuxiuyileng,youxiebumingjiuli:"nishuoshenmea?"

sunyujingqueshibikoubuyan,wanweidekanleyangufeiyu,jingzhiliqu。