第4章 他是个神经病啊

“shibuxiangman,qishiwoyeshiyimingyisheng。”yefanliezuixiaodao。

“啊?!”

cihuayichu,huzhurengenlinxiaodandoulengzhule。

tebieshilinxiaodan,tayilianmangrandekanzheyefan。

xinliancun,zheixiaozizuowanbushixiukuandaidema,zenmeyixiazibianchengyisheng。

“你是医生?”

huzhurenkanleyefanyiyan,chadianmeirenzhuxiaochushenglai。

“zenmegennixiaojiushuohuade,shibushibuxiangganle?”yefanlengheyisheng。

“你?”

huzhurengangxiangfazuo,danshinaohailiqueyoufuxianyigejimou,dangxiaanzhunuhuoxiaodao,“xiaojiushuodedui,jiranzheiyang,neijiuqingninluyishou?”

“bushi,ta,tanengxingma?”

haimeidengyefanhuida,linxiaodanyiliandanyoudao。

“fangxinba,womeiyoubawobuhuiluanlai。”

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“真的?”

yitingzheihua,linxiaodanyanqianyiliang。

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ruguozhennenggenzhidehua,duitaeryan,jueduishitiandadehaoxiaoxi。

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“shi,wodeshoushufanganwufagenzhinimuqindewanji。”

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“huzhuren,qianmiankailuba。”

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buguo,tadaoshiyemeiyoutaiguozaiyi。

tazhisuoyizheimezuo,yigedequeshiweilejilinxiaodandemuqinzhibing,yinweitaxinliqingchu,ruguoranghuzhurenzheigejiahuozhudao,gaobuhaohuigongbaosichou。

lingwaiyigeyuanyin,jiushitaxiangyaojianyanyixiazijidedaodechuanchengshibushizhende,tebieshigangcaihuodede《guyunyijing》。

yidanshizhende,neizijidemingyunhuilimadedaogaibian。

henkuai,yixingrenbianlaidaoleshoushushiwai。

“linxiaojie,zheilishiliangfenwenjian,yifenshifengxiangaozhishu,lingwaiyifenweituozhiliaoxieyi,qingniqianzi。”

huzhurenlianmangbawenjiandijilinxiaodan,zhiyaoduifangqianlezi,neihouxuwentikezhaobudaozijitoushanglaile。

zuiguanjiandeshi,tagenbenburenweiyefanzheigemaotouxiaozihuiyishu。

zheijiahuobachengshigehuihuanxiangdeshenjingbing,bazijihuanxiangchengleshenyi。

“我……”

linxiaodancikeyeshiyouxiejiujie,bijingtaguobulexinlizheiyiguan。

sheinengxiangdao,zuotiandexiuligong,jintianbianchengyishengle?

danshizhuannianyixiang,tayoujuedehuoxushizuowanzijicuoguaileyefan,zheixiaoziyemeiyouliyouhaiziji。

bijing,ruguotazhenyouneigexiangfa,gangcaiyagenjiubuhuichushoujiuziji。

silaixiangqu,tazuihouyinyayiyao,xuanzexiangxinleyefan。

“好嘞!”

huzhurenyilianjidongdejieguowenjian,ranhoulingzheyefanjinleshoushushi。

cishi,shoushushilimiandejigeyishenghehushizaojiuzuohaozhunbiele。

“huzhuren,bingrenyijingquanma,xianzaikeyishoushule……yi,zheiweishi?”

fushoubenlaishixiangwenxianzaiyaobuyaoshoushu,quemeixiangdaohuzhurendailegexinmiankonglaile。

“shinindaideyixueshengma?”

边上有个医生问道。

bijingzhurendaiyixueshengshixi,haishichangyoudeshiqing。

“bubu,jintianyoutalaizhudao。”huzhurenbailebaishou。

“啊?”

cihuayichu,zhongrendoulengzhule。

“bushi,huzhuren,zheifengxianweimianyetaidaleba,yidanyouxieshanshidehua……”

fushouwenyan,dangjikaikouchenshulihaiguanxi,xiangyaoquanzu。

“nishizhurenhaishiwoshizhuren?”

meidengtashuowan,huzhurenlengheyisheng,“renjiajiashudoutongyile,nimennanbuchenghaiyouyijian?”

“wo……”fushouzhanglezhangzui,quebuzhidaozenmeshuo。

“ai,waisheng,duitongshiyaokeqidian。”

zheishihou,yefanguzuoshenchendebailebaishou。

“外甥?”

zhongrenwenyan,limamianmianxiangqu,douyilianjingchadekanzhehuzhuren。

cishidehuzhurenxinliqidezhimaniang,zheixiaozizhenshizhanbianyimeigou,buguozuihoutahaishiqiangxingjichuyizhangnankandexiaolian。

“知道了,小舅。”

“e,jiranshihuzhurendexiaojiu,neikendingyishujingzhan!”

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“xiaojiu,xianzaikeyishoushulema?”huzhurenpobujidaidao。

taxianzaiyijingkeyixiangxiang,denghuierchuleyiliaoshigu,yefanbeijingchadaizoudeneiyimu,xiangxiangxinlidouyizhenanshuang。

“waisheng,bushiwoshuonimena,zheizhongxiaomaobingyexuyaoshoushuma?”

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“这……”

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danshiyixiangdaoduifangshihuzhurendexiaojiu,tamenshigannubuganyan,zhiyaodizhetouaixun。

“zuoyisheng,zuizhongyaodeshizuoren,meiyourenpindeyisheng,neijiushitufu,nimenyihouyaobazheiyidianlaolaojizaixinshang,zhidaoma?”yefanyuzhongxinzhangdejiaodao。

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“neinidasuanzenmezhi?”

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“duile,nimenzheiyouyinzhenma?”

yefanhuanguyiquan,kaikouwendao。

cihuayichu,xianchangsuoyourenfenfenyaotou。

jianzhuang,yefanzhoumei,xianglexiangwendao:“xiuhuazhenni?”

wenyan,qizhonglianggenvyishengduishileyiyan,jiyefanfanzhaoleqilai。

ercishishoushushiwaimiandelinxiaodanyilianjiaojidedengdaizhe,tayuexiangxinliyuemeidi。

“neixiaozihaoxiangshiwangzheilipaole!”

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“gangcaipaolaideneixiaozini?”pangnvrenjuzheshouji,wenbianshangderen。

“zheigenianqingren,haoxianggangcaichuanzhebaidaguajinshoushushizhibingle。”neirenhuidao。

“什么玩意?!”

pangnvrendengdaleyanjing,“zheijiahuoshigeshenjingbinga,sheirangtajinquzhibingde?”