第2章 智商换来的颜值

di2zhangzhishanghuanlaideyanzhi

chuyangtuiduan,zheizuodaoyudemianjibingbusuanxiao,zhongxinquyuyinggaihaiyoubushaoredaiconglinhexiaoxingshanmai。

jiushibuzhidao,zheiliyoumeiyouchangzhuderenleibuluole。

xiangdaozheili,talijimolemodoulidedongxi。

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kanzhejincundeganhuo,chuyangdemeitoubujinzhouleqilai。

“xinghaozheicishizuochuan,ruguoshizuofeijidehua,dahuojihejundaogujiliananjiandouguobule,daoshihoukongpashenmedoumeiyoule。”

什么玩意儿!

yuexiangyueqi,chuyangyiquanzazailezijimianqiandeyeshushang。

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meiguoduojiu,shenhoujiuchuanlaileyoulunzhaliedeshengyin。

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“qunidehuangdao,laozicaibupani!”

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chuyanglengjingdifenxidao:youlunbaozha,zijiyijuexinglaihemeinvdaozaihaitanshang。

jiranzijidoukeyihuoxialai,neimechuanshangdeqitarenni?tamendoudaoleneili?

xiangdaozheili,tadunshijidongdikanxianghaipingmian。

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erbuyuanchuneigemeinvyeshizhijiedunzaidishang,nazheyikuaijianlaidebeiqiaozaidishanghuazheshenme。

chuyangmizheyanjingzouguoqu,dunshijiukandaoleyigewaiwainiuniude“sos”fuhao。

pu......zheigenvrendezhangxiangjueduishiyongzhishanghuande!

youluncaishishimeiduojiu,xianbushuochuanzhangyoumeiyoubaqiujiuxinhaofachuqu。

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zheinvrenzhenshitianzhendelingrenhaoxiao!

“唉......”

benlaichuyanghaidasuanquanquanduifang,buguotagangzouguoqu,meinvjiurutongyizhishoudaojinghedexiaolu,lianlianhoutui。

wunaizhixia,tazhinengetanlekouqi,guaigewanlikaile。

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yinweiduiyutalaishuo,muqianhaiyougengjiazhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo......