第四章流氓来了
wangfumeirangguchendekafeishijianyanxudetaizhang。
tadaizhejigemazizouleguolai，yi**zuozaibataiqiandedengzishang：“guxiaojie，yiwangzanmenyouguojie，qingnidarendaliangbujijiao。wojintianlai，shidaiyigehualaide，woxianzaitixulaobanzuoshi。”
“xulaoban？”guchendunleyixia。
tabushidiyicitingshuozheigeren。shishishang，xulaobansuiranzhiwenqishengbujianqiren，danshi，tamendeguageyijingkaishile。
“xulaoban”shiduianyinhaishilonghuajituandelaobanxushiqiang，shenjiaguoyi，mingxiayoufangdichan、jiudian、sangna、yezonghui、haixianshichangdengwuye，tagegehaishishenglidedaguan，youkaoshanyoushouduan，heibailiangdaotongchi，zheijinianshengyizuodefengshengshuiqi，mingzaoyishi，tiqixulaoban，renrenjingsanfen，yerenrenpasanfen，shiyinhaiyitiaorebudede“ditoushe”。
longhuayaoshougouguiqukezhandefangzihefujindedapiantudi，jianhaohuadewuxingjihaijingjiudian。zhiqianlonghuapailehenduogexiaojingli、xiaozongjianlaigenguchentanpan，yaotatuizu，keyichugaojiapeichang，dantayizhimeiyoudaying——guiquyutayoutebiedeyiyi。tayoubuqueqian。
erqie，takanguozheigejiudiandeguihuatu。zenmeshuoni，shuota“esu”yijingshihenkeqile，jianzhikeyiyong“kuangwang”laixingrong：mianjidongnanyazuida，shejizuiqianwei，quanshenjinguangshanshan，waixingpoxiangyisoufeichuan，jushuohualeshangbaiwanyuanqingguojidashilaizuosheji，jiushiyaoyuguojijiegui。
zheijinian，guorenfule，shouliyoujigeqian，jiuxiangzaijianzhushangdongxinsi。queshijianchuleyixieyouyishujiazhidejingdianjianzhu，danyechuxianlebushaobeiwangyouwuqingchaonongwei“zuichoulou、juzuibaofahuqizhi”dejianzhu，jiandanmofang，shengbanyingtao，xuyouqibiao，jihushishijijiazhi，yeyemanjiantalishiwenmai，gengcubaopohuaihuanjingfengmao。jiaoxunshizaitaiduole。
guchenrenwei，ruguolvzhouyaojianchengguojilvyouxiuxiandao，bixuzuidaxiandubaochiqilvseheyuanshengtaidetedian，feichangbushiyijianjuwubashidedaxingjianzhu，huanpingzheiyiguanbixucongyanbakongcaidui。zheigexinjiudian，tayaozhanyongshijimutantu，haiyaokandiaodapianhongshulin，tianpingdapianshidi，wanwanquanquanshiyouweifayoupohuaihuanjingde“guaitai”。
taxianglonghuaderenzhichuzheigecuowu，yicilaidaxiaotamendeniantou。longhuaderenbulizheicha，shuo：“zheigeninbuyongguan，laobanziyoubanfajiejue。”
tahaimeikandaoguozheimewanggufalvderen。shenmejiaoyoubanfa？xianghaiwandajiudianneiyang，youjianchengyigeguanshanggoujiede“guaitai”ma？tagengjiandinglezijidexiangfa：bunengweihuzuochang。
haole，jintianxulaobanzhijiedaihualaile。
wangfushuo：“wozhidao，nishimingbaiwoyaodaishenmehuade。nikaolvdezenmeyang？womenlaobanshigesiwenren，tabuxiangweinanni，tagouyounaixindele。danshizheigexiangmudeqitajigegudonghenzheji。nihaishikuaidiandiantouba！”
wangfugenxulaobanzuoshi，shuodaodi，yeshiyinweiguchen，jiuzaineicicaidanshijianfashenghou。neitian，suishuomingmianshangrangguchenyingle，danwangfuyeliulegexinyan。takandaoletadedaizi。neilimianbushijizhangqian。ershiyidaiziqian，meiyizhangdoushibaiyuandachao！
zheiniantou，sheihaidaizheyidadaizixianjinsuiyizoudongni？
真是太不可思议了。
erqie，zaichaopiaodepangbian，youyigeheiseyoububaozhedewujian。yitaxingzoujianghudejingyan，neigexingzhuanggaosuta：zheishiyijianjiahuo，yexushiduandao，yexushiqiang。
zheigenvrenyouwenti。wangfuyanlishanguoyisifuzadeshense，neitian，tatongguogezhongguanxi，lianxidaolexulaoban，xiangtahuibaolezheiyiqingkuang。yinwei，tazhidao，zheigedaoshangbeihouzhenzhengdeshilirenwu，shixulaoban，tahuizaiyitadedipanshangchuxiandetebierenwude。lvyougongsi、haibiandedapaidang、haixianshichang、zuidadejitiaokelun，shenzhifuwuchu，douzaixulaobandekongzhifanweinei。tawangfu，zhibuguoshizuletadechangzi，hunkoufanchieryi。
xulaobantingletadehuibaohou，bingmeiyoumingquezhishi，zhishishuo：“liuyita。yihouyoushijinizuo。”
jintian，xulaobanrangtazuoshilaile。tadebiaoxianbiaoxian。ruguogandehao，tayexukeyitiantianzaiyinhaizuihaohuadeneidong28cengdalouchuru，genzhexulaobanfengguangfengguang，xiangchemeinvweizhe，hunjinshangliushehui，yingqubaifumei，daodarenshengdianfeng！
guchenqingqingzhuanzheshouzhongdekafeibei，touyemeiti，qingshengshuo：“shuoyiwanbianwoyebutongyi。niyerangxulaobansilezheitiaoxin，zheigexiangmubuhefa，tadexiangfabuhuishixiande。”
wangfu：“xulaobanshouyantongtian，nibiecaoxinzheige。niyebiezheimejuema。xulaobanyebushibaishounidedian，tajinikaileyigehengaodepeichangjia。wodoumeijianguotachushouzheimedafang，jiunizheipodifang！tahaishitinggaokanniyiyanma！yenanguai，nizhangdepiaoliang，jiushizhanbianyidian！”
wangfuyoubuhuaihaoyidixiao：“xulaobanduiniyouyisi。shangciwobanidezhaopianjitakanle，takeshikanlehenjiudoubushedefangxia！hahaha！”tapangbiandejigemazi，yegenzheweisuodixiaoleqilai。
yougexiaolouluo，zoudaodianyuanxiaoqingpangbianxiangchenjidiaoxita。xiaoqingyanedishuo：“zoukai，biekaojinwo！”xiaoqingyeshidongbeiren，taliandanxianggehongpingguo，nongmeidayan，xinzhikoukuai。
jinnianlai，yijudeyinhaixiyinlehenduo“sanbei”renshimaifang，tamenhuozhedingju，huozhedongtianlaibihan，xiatianlaibishu，zheizhongrenbeichengwei“houniao”。“houniao”chengqileyinhaishideloushi，danshidang“houniao”feihuibeifang，yinhaijiuhuikongxialai，henduoloufangwanshangbukaideng，heihuhuyipian，beixingrongwei“guicheng”。xiaoqingshihouniaoerdai，xianzai，quanjiarendouliuxialaile，tagengxihuanlvzhou，guolaidanglefuwuyuan。
“yo，xiaoniu，renzhangdetian，zuibadaotinglaa！”“nizaizoujinshishi？xinbuxinwochouni！wangfu，nizheigedongbeirendebailei！”
wangfuyipaizhuozi：“xiaoniu，xiaoxindianshuohua，zaixiarangrang，bieguaiwobugulaoxiangqingmian！”
zaiyipangdexiaojiaohenzheji。takandechu，wangfujintianshicunxinyaojiuchandaodile。
xiaojiaoshilaojiaojiadexiaoerzi。xulaobanyaoshoutajiadelaofangzijianjiudian，tashizhidaode。laojiaomianduiyourendechaiqianpeichang，yebushimeidongguoxin。gangjiandexinloufangbajixuhuadechabuduole，yezaojiuxiangjidaerziajianhuantiaodachuan，haoqugengyuandedifangbuyu，zhenggengduodeqianle；xiaojiaoguojiniandudaxue，yedejitazandianqianle。danyinweineishitamendelaowu，tamenyedouxihuanguchen，youyinweihetongqianleshinian，buhaokaikou，yizhimeidayingmai。xulaobanjiupairendaolaojiaojiayangdehaopaishangdaoluan，yiyesunshijiwanyuan，rangrenyouqiyounao。
xiaojiaohenxihuanguchen，changgenzaihoumian“gujie、gujie”dijiao。tazaidaoshangdezhongxueduchuzhong，zhoumodaokezhanliwanyihui，bangzuodianshi，dadaxiashou。tagaoxingshijiuhuijitadanquzi，zuoyiliangdaodianxinjitachang，moyixiatou，chengta“xiaojiaoshi”。jintianzhoumokerenduo，taguolaikankanyoushenmekeyibangmang。xiaojiaochengren，zijijiushitadexiaomidi。
xiaojiaoyezhidao，haiyouyigerenyemita，neirenkeyiweitazuoyiqieshiqing。buguo，guanjianshike，neigerengaisidebuzai！
tatoutoudizaibataixiafashoujiduanxin："ge，kuaidianhuilai，yourenqifugujie！"