003 舔狗

kanjianshisongbaidalaidedianhua,peihemingmeijie。

zuowantamangleyigetongxiao,shenjingyouyinweijigeqiangjingdejingzhengduishoujinbengzhe,zheihuierkeyishuoshishenxinjupi,shizaibuxiangjiangjinglilangfeizaiernvqingzhangshang。

peihemingheshangyanjing,zhengzhunbeirushuideshihou,shoujiyouxiangle。

naqilaiyikan,haishisongbai。

jingguosongbaizheimeyinao,peihemingchedimeileshuiyi,jieqidianhuabunaifanwendao:“shenmeshi?”

“heming,woshenglehenyanzhongdebing,nijintianxiabanhounengbunenglaiyiyuanyitang?”tingdaopeihemingdeshengyin,songbaiqingxuyixiazibengkuile,yijuhuajidugengyan。

“bienaole,wohenmang,meishijianpeiniwanzheixieguojiajiadebaxi。”

“womeiyounao,woshizhendeshengbingle。”

peihemingwanquanbuxinsongbaideshuoci。

pingshijianjiankangkangderen,zenmekenengyixiazijiuzhongbing。

songbaikendingshiyinweijinianrineitiantameihuijia,yemeizhunbeiliwu,guyixunlegeliyoulainaota。

yushipeihemingguadiaodianhua,wangsongbaineizhangkalizhuanleyibiqian。

【naqumaidianxihuandedongxi,biezainaole。】

【guaidian,wobuxihuanbutinghuaderen。】

songbaikandaozheitiaoxinxi,zhenggerenruzhuibingku,lengdefangfohunshenshangxiadexueyedouningguzhu。

tashuotashengbingle,peihemingjingranyiweitazainao?

songbaitouyiciyoulexinleideganjue。

murandizuolexujiu,songbaifankaitongxunlu,jishengmuruanyingdalegedianhua。

ruanyingmeijie,songbaiyouchangshidajigegesongjiawen。

raner,songjiawenyemeijie。

wunaizhixia,songbaizhinengtaoraogongzuofanmangdesongminxue。

songminxuegengguofen,dianhuadadoudabutong。

ruguodadianhuadeshisongjiaze,tamenkendingzaojiujiedianhualeba。

songbaitangzaichuangshang,renyouyanleiliulexujiu,caizhongxinnaqishoujijipeiheminghejiarenfaxinxi,rangtamenjintianwubilaiyiyuanyitang。

kexixiawuchulesongfandewangshen,zaiyemeiyouqitarenlaiguo。

bangwan,bingfangdemenzaicibeirentuikai。

songbaixunshengwangqu,songjiazedeshenyingyinruyanlian。

zheishisongbaizuibuxiangjianderen,pianpianzaitabingzhongzhiji,zhiyousongjiazelaile。

xiangdaoqitarenzhijindoumeihuitaxinxi,songbaicangbaidelianseyounankanlejifen。

songjiazezoudaochuangbian,jiangguolanfangzaichuangtoudexiaozhuozishang,lianshangdaizhebuheshiyidexiao,“ge,tingshuonishengbingle,haishiweiaiwanqi。”

songbaishentinanshou,xinliyebushufu,bingbuxiangdalisongjiaze。

jiantabuliren,songjiazeyebunao,ziguzidishuo:“wozheiciguolaini,shixianggaosuniyijianzhongyaodeshi。”

“liangtianqian,minggexiangwobiaobai,wodayingle。”

songbaizhengzhu,yanzhongmanshibukezhixin,“bu,bukeneng!”

liangtianqiankeshitamendezhounianjinianria!

kanzhesongbaishenqinghuanghu,songjiazechixiaolesheng,naqijingzifangzaiduifangmianqianwendao:“womenliangshibushihenxiang?”

queshi,liangrenchuleyanjingyuzuilveyouchabie,qitadifangdouhenxiangsi。

songbaitaiqiyanjing,wendao:“nixiangbiaodashenme?”

songjiazefushen,coujinsongbaierbian,shengyinrutongemoyiban:“nizhidaominggeweishenmehuijieshounidebiaobaima?”

“shiyinweiwojujueleta,tacaituierqiuqicixuanzeleni。”

“nihewozhangdexiang,youneimexihuanta。”

“tadangranbuhuijujueyigehebaiyueguangzhangdejiqixiangsidetiangoula。”