manmanturanyouxiehuangkong,mamashibushidasuanhebabalihun,buyaotahemeimeile?
suiranmamaruanruowuneng,zongshirenyounainaiqifutamen。
ketaxindihaishiyouyidian,jiuyidingdingdianyuanyihemamashenghuode。yinweitabuxiangxianggebidetiezhuyiyang,beixiaopengyouweizhejiaomashigemeimadeyezhong。
manmanzaicongmingzaoshu,yecaishigesisuidehaizi,yankuangshunjianjiuranhong。
xiaojiahuojinjinyaozheyaguan,weikongxiechushengyinlai,mamagengbuyaoziji。
“shenme?jianzhidaofantiangang,nihaiganqujubaowo?”tiancuifennubudayichulai,mengdituikaizhushen,yigejianbuchongshangqian,gaogaoyangqilegebo。
jiangningningyanjishoukuai,xunsubalianggehaizibodaoshenhou,taiqigeboqudang。
zhongzhongdebazhangzaxialai,tengdetayanleidangchangluoxialai。
zheifushentiyuanbijiangningningxiangxiangdejiaoqi。
两个小崽子傻眼了。
mama……gangcaijuranbaohuletamen!
manmanhuposedetongrenchongmanfennu,dengxiangduimiandenainai。
tiancuifenqiaojianneiyanshenjiulaihuo,mamalielie:“xiaotuzaizikanshenmekan?jingennimaxuezuobuxiaoshundeshi。wodaerziyongjintiexiaojingdieniang,tianjingdiyi,jiusuannimengaodaoshoudouqu,woyemeicuo。”
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田翠芬彻底哑火。
“aiyo,renlaole,jixingjiubutaihao。”talianseshabaidituihou,quebeibanlegeliangqiang,ranhoushuaigegoukenni。
yuanlaidishangbuzhiheshigunlequanbolizhu。
街坊邻居哄堂大笑。
“renxindoushirouzhangle,nigelaoqianpoxinzhenhei,chuchuweinadaerzidequbutiexiaoerzi,yebupatiandaleipi。”
“dangnianningningyuezihaimeizuowanjiubeihuojianianchulai,daniansanshi,wulilianmeiqiudoumeiyou,longfengtaidangwanfagaoshao。ningningyishoubaoyigepaodaoyiyuanqu,yaoshitabamahaizai,nimenhuojiahaiganrucixiaozhangma?”
“fangzhichangjiashuqubuhuanyingni,ganjingun。zaibuzou,jiujiaogonganle。”
啪!
yizhibojidangchangzadaotiancuifenlianshang,meiqiuhuipuletayilian,kedechadianbeiguoqiqu。
zhushenzhenbeigaohu:“dajiayiqibazheitanxindelaoqianpoganchuqu。”
zhongrenwenyanfenfenchaoqijiahuoshen,hedetiancuifenluohuangertao,lianzhulandiaoledoubuganjian。
“pei!”zhushenwangdishangtuyikoutan,“biezairangwozaifujinkanjianni,jianyicihaidaniyici。”
neidaoshengyinpaodegengkuaile。
longfengtaimuguangliangjingjingde,yilianchongbaidewangxiangzhushen,yuanlainainaiyehuiyouhaipahebeihepaodeshihou。
“朱奶奶真厉害。”
“zhunainainengganzouenainai,bibabahaiyaolihai。”
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cishicike,zhunainaidexingxiangtongyanggaodaguanghui。
liangxiaozhiyikouyigecaihongpi,tingdezhushenjiaoaoditingxiongxiongtang,chuanshoujingyan:“duidaihuairen,yaobitamengengqiangshi。”
xiaxiahemanmanyonglidiantou。
keairenzhendeyangzi,menghuayizhongjiefanglinju。
linjinguonian,jiajiahuhudouyoucunhuo。suishouzhuayibatangyibaguazi,jiangliangxiaozhidehebaosaidemanmandangdang。
manmanxiaodarensideyibenzhengjingdeyaotoujujue:“mamashuole,zheiniantoushushushenshenmenrizidouburongyi,bunengshenshoubaina。”
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jiangningningrenjunbujin,yuanzhuwuzhishangranghaizichiku,pingefangmianquebalianggexiaozaizaijiaodehenhao。
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xiaozaizaimenergenpiaohong,buzizaidedongledong。
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xiangdaozhei,manmanwojinquantou,lengyingqixinchanglai。
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zaiduode,zuoweiwairenzhushenyebuhaozaishuo。
“duoxiezhushen。”jiangningningyaozhexiachun,yanjingleiguangyingying,“jingguozheiyizao,woyexiangkaixuduo,balianggehaizifuyanghaobishenmedouzhongyao。”
dengyihouzuochugaibian,yenengtuidao“xiangkai”shangmian。
jiangningningzhongyu“xingwu”,chaneijianjiefangkantamuguangzaiciheshanliangfen。
zhushensuishoujianqidishangzhulan,xiankailianziwanglisaoyiyan,meimaolikeyangqilai:“nimenmuzisangenengguogehaonianle。”
jiangningningshenshoujieguolai,shoudixiamoranyichen,zhulandunshijiuzazaidishang。
lanzililonggongfanglekuaibudaoyijindewuhuarou,liangkequantoudadetudou。
lianggezaizaibaokuolinjudouxiguanletadejiaoruo。
zuihouhaishimanmanliangzhishoutiqilai,lveyouchili,danwangjiazoudejiaobuwenwendangdang。
jiangningninglianjiafatang,nashouwulian,taliangesisuidenaiwawadouburu。
zheishi,xiuziqingqingbeihuangdongliangxia。
jiangningningnuokailianggenshouzhi,faxianxiaxiazhengzaishitulatajinwu,renzhenbanqidexiaolianyansu,saibangziguchengyituan,rangrenhenxiangnienie。
shishishangtadequeshenchushouqu,kexiaojiahuoturanjinghedipianguotouqu,yilianjingtidiwangzheta。
jiangningningxiangdaoyuanzhusuozuosuowei,zanshifangqiyuxiaozaiziqinjindeniantou,renyoutaxianqidechezhezijixiuzizouhuijia。
mumenheshang,dangzhuwaibianhaoqidemuguang,chezhexiuzideneizhixiaoshouyeguoduanfangkai。
xiaxiafeikuaidibendaogegeshenbian。
xiongmeiliangwangzhezhulanlidewuhuaroutunyankoushui。
“manman,woxiangchiroule。”xiaxiajihuxiangbuqilai,shangyicichiroushishenmeshihou。
zheiyichan,duzibianchuanlaiyizhenhongmingsheng。
neizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaoliandunshizhangdetonghong。
manmantongyangchanrou,wentishi,tagenbenbuhuizuofan,zhihuiyongshuizhutudouheshaohongshu。
liangtiaomeimaoningdekuaiyaonengdachujielai,“suanle,buguanle,zhijieyongshuizhujiuxing。”
zhulanhuranbeirentidaokongzhong。
是妈妈!
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manmanfennudidianqijiaojianzhuaizhuyibianlanzi:“jiangtongzhi,zhunainaishuowomenkeyichizheikuairoude。”
xiaxiabiandiantou,yibianbadabadadiaoyanlei。
fangfojiangningningshishenmeqifuxiaohaizideetu!