第1章 省得丢人现眼

yixifensejixiaziqun,jixianpengzhebaobaodengzaiminzhengjumenkou。jintianshitahefufeiyangyuedingjiehunderizi。kanleyanshijian,zheigedianpashitacaiganggangxiafeiji,tashizhunbeiqujiejide,danfufeiyangburangtaqu,shuoduodianshijianhaiburuhaohaodabanyixiazijizuogepiaoliangdexinniang。shuodaoxinniang……jixianxiusele。tahefufeiyangyesuanshiqingmeizhuma,daxueshihouzaiyiqi,yuedingbiyejiehun,ranhoufufeiyangchuguoliuxue,rujinjintianyesuanshitaxuechengguilaiderizi。zaizheiyangteshuderizilijiehun……xindourenbuzhufeiyangleqilai!shoujixiangqi,shifufeiyangdezhuanshu**。“ayangnishenmeshihounengdao,wo……”tadoudenghaojiuleni!“axian,womenbunengjiehunle。”yishunjiandezhengzhu,nanadikaikou:“ayang,zenmele,wo……”“laogong。”dianhuaneitoudeshengyintaiguoyujiaomei,jixianzhenggerenyileng。“duibuqi。”tacongcongdiuxiasangezi,neifangjiuyizhenmangyinle。yuanlai,hehe,yuanlai……yuanlaiyaoyuandedayangbianzaoyiyouyigeneiyangtiannidejiaozhetalaogongderenle,jieguohailaihezijixunuojintianjiehun?jixianfaxianyuanlaizijiwubidekexiao!youshishoujixiangqi,jixianjieqidianhua,shitongxuedadadesangmen:“axian,**woxianzaicaidedaoxiaoxi,fufeiyangneigefuxinhanyaozaiguowaiqubaifumeile,haipianniyaohenijiehun……weiweiaxian,axian……”bantianmeigeshengyin,tongxuezhejidezhijieneibianpaishoujile,“axianaxian,buhuiqiyunguoquleba?”jixianshihenxiangbeiqiyunguoqu!yaoya:“tongtong,nizhiqianbushiyaojieshaonijialaogongdetongshima,wokeyima?”tongxueneifangzhijiezhenglenglebanfenzhongyouyu,zuihouyaozheshetou:“dang,dangrankeyi,axiannishiyao……”“nibangwoyuegeshijian,woxianzaijiuguoqu!”dianhuagangguayouyigedianhuadaguolai,jixiankandaopingmushangshanshuozhedesangezi,yaojinya。“wei,mawo……”“jixiannigaosuwofufeiyangneigewangbadanshibushiganggangdadianhuabangnishuaile?”genbenbujitachahuadejihui,guhonghuinvshidesangmenzhijietouguowuxiandianxiangchezaijixiandeerbian:“nibiexiangzhepianwo,ganggangduimenfufeiyangkeshidoulaishuoqingchule,shuofufeiyangxianzaizaiguowaizhaolegefujianv,xianzaiyaobanishuailezhijiequneigeyouqiande!”taiyangxuedoubeizhenyitiaoyitiaode,jixiantoutengdenanshou:“mawo……”“wobuguanjixiannixianzaijiwomashanghuilai,louxiazhangayishuoyaojinijieshaoyige,shuoshierhunde,meihaizi,nianxinbaiwan,nijiaguoquyihouyidingduinihao……”“ma……”“biejiaowo,wodoukuaimeilianchuqujianrenle,nizhidaoduimenzenmemawodema,nizhidaowaimianderendouzenmeshuowodema,erhundezenmele,erhundezhishaobuhuihunqianbanijishuailea,nizheiyangzizaibierenmianqian,haiburuerhunde,zaishuole,nididimashangyaochuguodushule,fufeiyangneiyangdeyefubuqinanyudexuefei,nigentafenleyehao,yehao……”shuodaohoumian,guhonghuinvshideshengyinzhijiedoukaishidoule,“jixian,nixianzaimashanghuilai,buduibudui,nijiuzaiminzhengjudengzhe,ruoshirenjiakandeshangni,nijiuzhijiejialeba,shengdehuilaidiurenxianyan!”