zhiyishengshizihou，zhuyuanzhangdedashouxuanzailebankongzhong。
tianwanglaozilaileyelanbuzhuta，keshenhouzheizundashendehua，taquezheshibuganbuting……
haiweidengzhongrenfanyingguolai，yiweimianxiangrouhedeyuanlianguifuyishichuangjinlefangnei，chaozhezhuyuanzhangbianshichongleguoqu！
zheishitou，wanruociwangshajia！
kezhongjiashikanqinglelairenhou，quesihaobuganhujia，zhinengzhanzaiyuandianzhedaobing，yanzhengzhengdekanzhehuangdibeibaoda。
“zhuzhongba！nihundana！xiaojuzihaoburongyihuoleguolai，nihaidata！”
“niyaoshibawozheishiyuehuaitaideqinguxuedahuaile，wogennimeiwan！wo……wonaosini！”
guifurenmeilewangridewenwanhuagui，cikedajiaodarangzhe，duizhezhuyuanzhangjiushiyitongwangbaquan，dadelaozhuciyaliezui，lianliangaorao。
“haolehaolemeizi，biedale，doushizheixiaozihushuobadao，zanyishiqingji，caizoutajixia。”
zhuyuanzhangyibianzhaojia，yibianwunaidao，
“nidaozheixiaozifashenmedian？tashuotachenglexian，yaonawuleizhoupisizan，haishuozanbizaotianqian！nitingting，zheishuodeshirenhuame！huanlesheibushengqiwa……”
maxiuyingwenyan，dunshizhengdaleyanjing，chaozhezhujuzixidalianglejifan。
zheixiaozicikehaizaidahuxiaojiao，yanleibitiluanfei，naotengbuyi。kezheimoyangbeitakanzaiyanli，xinzhongqueshishengqilewuxiandejingxi。
“kuai，bawaerfangxialai！”
马秀英忙催道，
“让我好好瞧瞧！”
zhuyuanzhangziranguaiguaitingming，jiangzhujucongxishangtileqilai，dashouyian，bianbagexiaoshaoniananzailebandengshang。
“xiaojuzi，mokula，mokula，nianglaila……”
maxiuyingbandunxialai，qingqingfuquzhujulianshangdeleihen，roushengxiyudeanweidao，
“nidiejiushineigesixing，biepa，yihouyouniangzai，sheiyedabuleni。”
“来，娘抱抱……”
shuozhe，tabianziranerrandejiangzhujulanzailehuaili，qingqingfumozhetadenaodai。
“呃——”
朱橘有些懵逼。
zhuyuanzhangdeyidunzou，rangtacongchengxiandedianjingerzhongzhujianqingxingleguolai，cishicaifaxian……zijihaoxiangbushichengxian，ershidaolemougegudaichangjingnei。
zhujudediyifanyingshidianshijupaixi，kezhouweibingmeiyoushexiangjibuguangdengyileideqixie，qiemianqianguifuyuqidongzuozhongsuoliuluchulaideailianzhiyi，yewanquanbuxiangshiyande。
tazongranyouxieshenjingdatiaobuzhediao，queyenengzhenzhenqieqiedeganshoudaolaiziduifangdewenrouhelianxi……
所以说……
zijiyoukenengshichuanyuele？！
dangnaohailimaochuzheiyixiangfadeshihou，zhujushunjianheleyitiao。
xuanhuanxiaoshuolideqingjie，jingranzhendefashengzailezijideshenshang？
那种事情，不要啊！
suiran21shijiyemeishenmehao，diemabuguan，jiujiubutenglaolaobuaide。danqimayoukongdiaoyoushouji，kaozheziligengsheng，ouerhainengshechiyiba，chigehuoguochangchanggeshenmede。
zuiguanjiandeshi，haiyoupinxixihailiangde9.9baoyoufaben，shenme《shenxiaoleifa》la，shenme《daliuren》la，shenme《piguqingjingdanfa》la，nengrangtaxiulianchengxian！
古代有什么？
zhujudiyishijianxiangdaodebushironghuafugui、qiqiechengqun，ershizhanluan、wenyi、yaoyi。
duoshurenhuanxiangzhechuanyuezhihou，keyibaituoniumadeshenfen，congcichengwangchengba，zoushangrenshengdianfeng。
keshijishang，chuanguoqugengdadekeneng，shibianchengyitouzhenzhengdedaniuma，zhongzheyimusanfenbotian，jiaozhezhongshuifuzheyaoyi，shishikekeweilexiayidunfachou……
pengdaojihuangniandai，suishiyoukenengquanjiaesi！
zhanluanniandai，gengshibuyongduoshuo，nengduohuxishangyikouxinxiankongqi，doushifubaole……
想想都窒息！
噗通！噗通！
zhujudexinzangbuzhengqidejiakuailetiaodongsudu，tabeimianqianzheiweizichengtaniangdefurenbaozaihuaili，zhinengxieyandaliangsizhou，jianzhouzaohuanjingjianpo，zhuoyibandengjiefeihuaguizhiwu，xinbuyoudelianglebanjie。
haozaimianqiandenvrenshenshangchuandeshiroushundesichou，zheicairangtalveweianxinlejifen。
zaigudainengchuandeqisichou，qieyouzigechuansichoude，shenfendiweiyinggaihaikeyi，zhishaobushipingtoubaixing。
“xiaojuzi，nigenniangshuo，nishizenmexingguolaida？”
maxiuyingkanzheerzizhilehanjiao，zaihuailidongzhangxiwang，bujinluchulexiaorong，wangzheerzi，manlianqidaidedao，
“buzheji，zanmenmanmanshuo，manmanshuoha……”
duoshaonianle，tacengyouguowushucizheiyangdeqidai，qidaierzinengshuochuyijuwanzhengdehua。
kemeici，qidaidoubianchengleshiluo。
kejibianruci，xiayicidetiwen，tayijiushimanhuaiqidai，xijizheqijidefasheng。
huoxu，zhendejiuzaixiayici，tadexiaojuzijiuhuihanniangleni？
tingdaomaxiuyingdetiwen，zhuyuanzhangyeshicemuguolai，weiweiwolewoquantou。
kandechulai，dangdiedeyeyoujifenjinzhang。
suiranzheixiaozigangcaimadetingliu，dannei……bijingshizaifadiana！
不能作数的……
“呃……”
zhujuyouxiemangran，naolenaotou。
maxiuyingjianzhuang，lveyouxiexieqi。
zheihaishigenyiqianyiyanga，daidaishashade，shuobulaizhengchanghua。
kejibianruci，tayijiumeiyoufangqi，naixindeyindaodao：
“lai，xiaojuzi，genniangxue，ni……”
“nizheigetiwenyouwentia，wobuxiaodezenmeda。”zhujupiezuidao，“zenmexingguolaide？dangranshizhengkaiyanxingguolaidea，neiburanni？”
zongbunengshuoshichuanyueguolaideba！
gaisideyuansuzhu，nizenmeyidianjiyidoumeiliujiwo，wozheinaodailikongdangdangdeshadoumeiyoua！lianmianqiandieniangdeshenfenxinxidoumeiyou，gengbieshuoduizheigeshijiederenzhile……
haiyou……anzhaoxiaoshuolideqingjie，chuanyuebushidouyoujinshouzhidema？wodewaiguani？xitongni？
赶紧出来啊！
zhujuzhouzhemeitou，youxieyangyangbule。
tanenggouganjuedao，zijisuiranyinchayangcuochuanyuedaolegudai，kequebingbushishuangwennanzhu，houmianpashiyoukutouyaochile。
郁闷啊！
raner，tadehuayuheshenqing，queshirangzhuyuanzhanghemaxiuyingdeyanlibaofachulejudadejingxi！
“zhei！zhei……xiaojuzi，nizaishuoyibianrangniangtingting，zaishuoyibianhaobuhao？！”
maxiuyingshouzhiweiweizhandou，jidongdao，
“zaishuoyibian，lai！xiaojuzi，nikeyide！”
zhuyuanzhangyishisisididingzhezhuju，quantoumengdiwojin！
朱橘：“……”
zheifuqiliangjidongdemoyang，rangtayouxiewuyu，tongshiyequerenleyidian——
原宿主，是个傻子！
nanguainaohailiyidianxinxidoumeiyou，shazidejingshenshijie，nengyoushenme？
“woshuo，woshizhengkaiyanjingxingguolaide，niang。”
zhujuzhidenaixindefushu。
砰！
zhitingturanyishengmenxiang，maxiuyingyibazhangzhongzhongdepaizailezhuyuanzhangdebeishang，zaiyuandibenglejibeng，jidongdewuzhuzui，xijierqidao：
“重八，重八！”
“niting，niting，waerhanwoniangle，waertahanwonianglea！”
“wozhongyudengdaozheiyitianle，wozhongyushidengdaole！wuwu，wuwuwu……”