朱橘微微咂舌。
haojiahuo，jiuxuanqizubudechaosheng……zheiduzhoufashibazuzongshibadaidoudaishanglea！
zheifanshiyan，zaidaojiaosuanshizuizhongdeleba！
jiantamenfacidushi，zhujupeifutamendejianjue，yelvedongleceyinzhixin，hudekaikoudao：
“zheixieshixiongshidimen，haoxiangpingshiduiwoshitinghaode……”
jiyisuiyipiankongbai，meiyouxinxikeyiduqu，danzhujuganjuehaishiduizheijiweidaozhangtingyouhaogande，xianglaixianqianyinggaixiangchudehaisuanrongqia。
tingdaozheihua，zhongdaoshijidongdeyanleidouyaodiaoxialaile，chaozhezhujulianliankoushou。
“xiedianxia，xiedianxia！”
“youdianxiazheijuhua，wodengzongshisiyemingmule！”
youzhujuzheiyijuhuazai，zuiqima，tamenbuhuishiyuansidele！
“真哒？”
马秀英看向朱橘。
zhujududingdedianlediantou，ranhoujixuyongxinganfan。
“haoba，jiranhuangerdouzheimeshuole，nimensuoyanyingdangbuxu，woyejiubuzaichazhengle。”
maxiuyingmuguangzhuanxiangzhongdaoshi，hanshoudao，
“nidengrichangzhaoliaohuanger，zheimeduonianxialai，meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao，suanzuoyigong。”
“dankanhubuli，yizhiwohuangerluoshui，zongweishangjitadexingming，yeshiyizhuangdaguocuo！”
zhongdaoshidizhetou，tingconghuanghoudeshenpan。
“buguo，zheiyiciluoshui，queshiyinchayangcuozhixia，ranghuangerkailexinqiao，huifuleconghui，zheiyesuanshiyinhuodefule。”
maxiuyinghuafengyizhuan，danxiaodao，
“huangerkaizhi，zheishiyichangtiandadexishi，lequelewoduoniandexinbing。”
“jifengxishi，wobianyekuanrongyixie，duinimendegonglaobucibaoyang，duinimendeguocuoyebujiachengchule，gongguoxiangdiba。”
huayinluoxia，tazhuanerqiaoxiangzhuyuanzhang。
“zhongba，nijuedezenmeyang？”
噗通！噗通！
yigandaoshidexinzangbuzhengqidekuangtiaozhe。
huanghoukuanshuletamen，kezuizhongzuojuecede，haideshihuangdi！
huangdibufahua，tudaohaishixuanzaibozishangwa！
“zheixiegongguo，jiutingnide，xiangdibianxiangdileba。”
zhuyuanzhangcikeqiyexiaolebushao，shayiyeshoulianlehuiqu，buguoyuqiyijiushengying，zhitingtalengshengdao，
“danshi，haiyouyizhuangdaguo，pengxuanneigelaohundandeqijunzhizui，zenmesuan？”
“tagenbenjiumeiyoubawozhihaowaer，dangchuqueganpaizhexiongfugenzandabaopiao，shualezanzheimeduonian，zhenshidandabaotian！”
“zheizhuangdazui，kebushizheimehaodafade！”
maxiuyingwenyan，bujinmoran。
shia，wangtadangnianneimexinrenpengxuan，renzhetonghanzhelei，baxiaojuzijiaojileta。
kejieguo，jingshibeipianle！
tazongrandadu，cikexinliyebiezheyiguqi，bufabukuai。
“nimenzanqietuixia，tinghoufaluo。”
朱元璋冷着脸道，
“liangdaoyuling，jilonghushandeneidaozanqieliuzhibufa，danduiyupengxuandetongji，zanbuhuiquxiao。”
“zanyaozhuazhuta，qinziwentadezui，zhantadenaodai！”
zhongdaoshitingdaozheifanpanjue，jinzhangdexinqingzongsuanshishaoshaofangsonglejifen。
danzheikouqi，zhinengsongyiban。
sanqingshanshibaozhule，buzhiyubeifashanpomiao。keshifutalaorenjia，queweixianlea！gaobuhaoyaomiejiuzude！
zheigenanguan，yougairuhequdu？
zhengchouchuzhe，zhuyuanzhangyoushiyishengbaohechuanlai：
“haibukuaigun！haiyaozansongnimenzendi！”
yigandaoshi：“！！！”
哒哒哒！
jirenmaliudeqishen，huangbuzeludelikailexiangfang。
“daitoudainaode，zhenshiqianma。”zhuyuanzhanglenghengyisheng，zhengyujiacai，quehudelengzhule。
zheizhuoshangdecaiyao，zenmezhishengxiatangtangshuishuile？
luobubaicaini？qingcaidoufuni？
“嗝～”
zhujushushufufudedalegebaoge，xinmanyizudexiaole。
chuanyueguolai，biedemeishenmeganjue，zheifanliangdaoshibaozhanglea！yirennengganzhenggexi！
吃嘛嘛香，真爽！
“你饭桶啊！”
朱元璋瞪眼道，
“yebuzhidaojininiangnilaoziliudian，quanjichiwanle！nijiaowomenchisha？hexibeifenga！”
xianqianhaixianqiluobubaicai，zheixiahaole，luobubaicaidoumeiyoule。
“nidahoudajiaoshenme？”
maxiuyingyishumei，bochidao，
“haizizhengshizhangshentideshihou，aichishihaoshi，duochidianzenmele？”
“dangdieniangde，jiushizijibuchi，yeyaoshengjiwaerchi，nizheigedangdiedejiubuchengzhi，yidianfuaidoumeiyou！”
zhuyuanzhang：“@#￥%……&#@#”
beilaopoyidundui，tashiyakouwuyan，yidianpiqidoumeiyou。
朱橘咧嘴一笑。
taxianzaizhongyuzhidaoneixiebeiniaidehaiziweishenmewufawutianle。
youqianghanlaomazhaozhedeganjue，zhenhao！
“wodailaidedianxinhaiyouyixie，daihuiernijiangjiuzhechidianba，mingtianjiushoushishoushi，zanmenhuiyingtian。”
maxiuyingyibianshuozhe，yibianshenshoudao，
“拿来。”
朱元璋一愣。
“什么？”
他有点没反应过来。
“shenmeshenme？nidayingguowode，baneibaobeinalai！”
maxiuyingyouxiebunaifandizhaolezhaoshou，cuicudao，
“bieshebude，niyizhisuozaixiangziliyemeiyong，haiburujixiaojuzidanghushenbaobei。”
“快点！”
zhuyuanzhangbeitayiduncui，zheicaiyouxiebuqingbuyuandebashoutaoxianghuaizhong，dongmomoximomo，mosuochuyigefangxingdexiaomuhelai。
哗。
maxiuyingxunsuduoguomuhe，padayishengbianjiangqidakai，shenshouquchuqizhongzhiwu。
“einixiaoxindian，biekepenghuaile！”
zhuyuanzhangxintouyijin，lianshengtixingdao。
jianlaozhuzheibanmoyang，zhujuyeshiyouxiehaoqi。
zheishenmeniubidebaobei，nengrangshenweiyiguozhizhudezhuyuanzhangrucijinzhang？
“woshimaoshoumaojiaoderenme？”
maxiuyingfanlegebaiyan，qingqingjiangbaowuqulechulai。
zhujuzheicaikanqing，yuanlaishiyikuaitongtichisedeyupei。
“xiaojuzi，zheishinidiesongnideliwu，zheikeshihaobaobei，nidiedangniannenggoufaji，jiuyoutayifengonglao。lai，wojinidaishang。”
maxiuyingqingqingpengqichiseyupei，xixinlihaochuanyupeidehongxian，jiangtaxizailezhujudebozishang，xiaomimidedao，
“啧，真漂亮。”
zhujushenshoumolemochiseyupei，sihuganshoudaoletachuandilaidesisiwenre。
kezaizixiganshouyifan，queyouhaoxiangshenmeganjuedoumeiyou。
tacikecaikanqing，yupeishangkehuazhejidaowenlu，kanshangquxiangshiyigerendelunkuo。
“laodiefaji，kaodeshizheikuaiyupei？zheimeniu？”
zhujutingdaozheihua，dunshilailexingqu，lianmangwendao，
“zheiyoushenmeshuofama？”