第1章
“liushan，nizheigeshexiexinchangdenvren，zaozhijinri，dangchuwojiubuyinggaishouliuni。”
“jiuyinggairangnihenibabeisangshiganran！”
hunandedatingzhong，yigezhiyouyizhishougushouruchaidenanren，gouyancanchuandizaisihouzhe。
zaizheigenanrenbuzuyimidejulinei，yigeguangjiao，shenchuanheisezhensishuiyidenvren，lianshangluzhebuxie，chaoxiaodeshuodao：“zhangqingyun，doudaoxianzaile，nidezuihaishizheimedeying，yaobushikanzainishizhenguide。
“shiwudefenshang，nijuedenihainenghuodaoxianzaima？”
“nizheigedfu，nidengzheba，jiusuanwosile，niyehuobujiu！wodengzheni。”
zhangqingyunyaoyaqiechidedihenhendeshuodao。
“咯咯咯～”
nvrenniuzheqiaotun，xianghouzouqu。
zaidatingdezhongyang，dianzheyituangouhuo，weiruodehuoguangnengkanchunvrenyouzhebusuderongmao，buguokanqilaijiushiyouxiezangle，lianshangyouzhehenzhangshijianmeiyouxiguoliandehenji。
gouhuodeshangfangyouyikoudaguo，yinyinmaozhedezhengqi，liushanzouguoqu，kanzhelimianyijingfeitengdefeishui，lianshangluchudandandexiaorong，zoudaolezaigouhuopangzuozhedeneigenanrenshenshang。
“虎哥~”
nanrenshenshoudashoulouzheliushandexiyao，lianshangdaizhexiaorongshuodao：“shuikaileba，shishihousongtashanglule。”
“yehaozanmenbaocanyidunle，suanshijintazuihouyifenlile。”
“ng，hugenikuaianpaiba，wodouele。”
“哈哈”
liushandaizheyisimeitai，jiaoxiaodishuodao：
“讨厌~”
xiaohufangxialiushan，zhanleqilai，buzuyimiqideshengao，daizhepijiudu，lianshangdefeiroujideyanjingdoubianxiaole。
shouqixiaorong，duizheyoubianhunandekongjianhandao：“liuzi、erqiang，ganhuole！”
shuowanjiuchaozhezhangqingyunzouqu，manmandezaitashenhouzouchulailianggenazheshazhudao，chuanzhedakuchazi，daizhesuliaoweiqun，lianshangluzheshenrendebiaoqing，xihadizouleguolai。
keyikanchulai，neiweiqunshangzhanmandeheihongheihongdexueji，yipianyipiande，yijingsanfazhenongliedeechoule。
“zhangqingyun，wozhendeganxienishouliuwomenxiongdisanrena，buranwomenxiongdisangezenmenenghuodaoxianzaia。”
xiaohuxiaomimidishuozhe：“nizhenshiwomengesandedashanren，bujinjiwomengongchigonghe，haijiwogongxianleyigedameirena，jiushixianzai，nihaigongxianzheniziji，xiangwoxiaohuzheibeizi，zhende，wodaoxianzaidouganjizheni，xiexieninengrangwomenhuodaolexianzai。”
“xiaohu，nigeqinshou，nihuizaobaoyingde，nidengzheba～”
zhangqingyunnuhouzhe，buguotayijingjiangjinsiwutianmeiyouchifanle，zaijiashangshiqushuangtuiliudexue，taxianzaiyijingkuaichengbuxiaqule。
“haha，zhangdashanren，wozaobuzaobaoying，nifanzhengshikanbudaole，kanzainirangwohuolezheimezhangshijian，liuzi，jitayigetongkuaide。”
xiaohushuowan，neigejiaoliuzidenanren，lianshangluzheyisilengxiao，daizhecanrendebiaoqingmanmandezoudaolezhangqingyundeshenqian，yizhishouzhuazhulezhangqingyundetoufa，badaohengzailetadebozishang。
“xiaohu，niheliushanjiwodengzhe，laozizuoguiyebuhuifangguonimende！”
tingzhezhangqingyundehua，xiaohulianshanghaowubodong，buguozheishihouliushanquezouleguolai，yiweizaixiaohushenshangshuodao：
“zhangqingyun，wodengzhenie～gegege～
”
“wohuiyikouyikouchilendexinde～”
“hahaha，meiren，haishinihuiwan”
“六子，动手！”
zhangqingyunyanzhongluzhechirendemuguang，kanzheneigedaizhemeixiaodeshexienvrensihouzhe：“jianhuo，nidengzheba，danfanyoulaisheng，laoziyidingrangnichangchangwodeshouduan，nimen。。。。”
。。。。。。。
“啊~”
痛，太痛了！
shentidetengtong，xinlidetengtong、fumudeguqu、nvyoudebeipanzhongzhongyinsucanzazaileyiqi，zaijiebairouruandachuangshangtangzhedeyigenanzi，xunsuqishen，guizaichuangshang，shuangshoubaozhetouzaishijingdiqiaodazhe，zuilihaizaidashengdenahanzhe！
shijifenzhongzhihou，nanrencaimantoudahandimanmandecongchuangshangpaleqilai。
nanrenchuanzhehanshuidashideshuiyi，zoudaoyushi，fangshuixunsuchongleyigezaohou，chuanzhebaisedeyupaozoulechulai。
caganjingtoufa，zoudaojudadequanshenjingqian，nanrenzuijiaoqingqi，weiweiyixiaodao：
“活着真好～”
nanrenxiangmaoyingjun，pifubaixi，xiabadehuziguadehenganjing，congkuansongdeyupaoyinluchudeshencaishang，keyikanchulaishijingchangduanliande。
“liushan、xiaohu，zheiyishiwomenzailaiguoba，laozinongbusinimen！”
shuozhe，talianshangluchuehenhendebiaoqing，ertajiushikaitoudeneigezhangqingyun！
zhangqingyunnaqipangbiandeshouji，kanlekanshangbianderiqi：8888nian6yue1ri。
“hehe，ganxielaotianye，rangwozhongxinhuidaolemoriqiansangeyue，xiexie！”
shangyishiyikelaiziwushiwanguangniandexingqiu，turanchuxianzailexianzaishenghuodemuxingfujin，zheirangmuxingdegegeshilihenshikonghuang，yushigegeshilipaichutanceduiduizheigeweizhixingqiujinxingtansuo。
butansuobuzhidao，yitansuoheyitiao。
zheikeweizhixingqiushangquanshigezhongjudadeshiqianguaiwuhedaliangdeweizhidusu，gegetansuoduidenglushangquderenwuyiliwai，quanbudousangshengle，haozaishibatupianheyixietonghuachuanlehuilai。
jiuzheiyang，yichangbaoweijiayuandehuiyimimizhaokaile，canhuidedoushigeshilidejueceren。
zuizhongdejueyibianshidongyongquanqiusuoyouzaicundehewuqijinxingduitaikongwaimingmingwei“duxing”dexingqiujinxinghuimiexingdehdaji。
danshigeshilidoumeiyouxiangdao，suizheshuwanmeidegezhongdangliangdehwuqibaozhazai“duxing”shang，suizhierlaidebianshineishanbengdiliedebaozha。
youyujulimuxingguojin，baozhadailaideyubo、hfushehe“duxing”shangweizhidedusuxiangronghe，chanshenglebianyi，shunjianjiukuosandaolemuxing。
jinjinzaiyitianzhinei，haizaishuilanxingshangkuailedeshenghuoderenmen，buzhibujuedejiuxirulezheizhongdusu，jingguoyiwanshangdefajiao，shaobufenrenshenmeshiqingdoumeiyou。
danshiquanqiuyoubaifenzhibashiderenyiyezhijianquanbubianyichenglesangshi。
suizhierlaidejiushigezhongelietianqiheziranzaihai，kure、yanhanbaoxue、haixiao、hongzaidengdeng。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，muxingkaishibiandehunluanleqilai，zaijiashangmeiyoule“h”weishe，genbenduiyusangshinanyixingchengyouxiaodedaji。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，cunhuoxialaiderenmenbiankaishiziwoqiusheng，querdaizhidejiushizheizhonggeyangdebihusuohesirenlingdi。
zaizheixielingdizhong，chuleduikangsangshizhiwai，haiyinglailerenkoufanmai、wuzijinque、daodelunsangdengdeng。
jibendeshehuizhiduyijingxiaoshi，querdaizhishigezhonghunluanheshandawangdedansheng。
xiangtazhangqingyunneiyeshiyigeyiwanfuwenga，shangyishizaimoriqianqiyijiarenhaishiguodetinghaode。
zaimorigangkaishideshihou，haoxinrangzijinvpengyouliushanyijiaren，gangkaishiliangjiarenguodetinghao，danshisuizhejialidewuzizhujianjianshao，liushandejiarenbianle，biandezisizili。
zuihoujialimeiyouyikouchideshihou，zhangqingyunmaozhebeisangshiganrandeqingkuangxiaquwaibianzhaochide，danshimeixiangdaohuilaideshihoudengdaitadequeshiliushanyijiarendebeipan。
yejiushixiaohudaizhelianggegoutuizilaile，erjitakaimendezhengshiliushan！
daizheyixiehaoburongyishoujidaodechidehuidaojiadengdaizhangqingyundejiushiqiulaoyibandeshenghuo。
zaihoulaikurededaolai，queshuihequewuzi，zhangqingyunhetadefumujiarenjiubianchengletamenkouzhongdeshiwu。
gengrangtameixiangdaodeshi，liushanzheigesangxinbingkuangdenvren，weilehuoxiaqu，jingranliantazijidefumudoubufangguo，weishenxiaohuzhihou，batadefumuyechile，erzuihoudejiushizhangqingyun！
xiangdaozijizuihoudejieju，zhangqingyunneishiyaoyaqiechia，zijikeshiyigeyiwanfuweng，pianpianjiushiweileneisuoweideaiqing，jiuxiangxindeliushandeguihua。
zhangqingyunjinjindewozhequantou，xinliandao：“zheiyishi，rangneiaiqingdoujiwojianguiquba！nvrenzhishiwodiaojieqingxudefuzengpin！”