第3章
linyuchuxiaozhedianlediantou，haobuzhichidishuodao：“haibucuo。”
zhaolingermeixiangdaoduifanglianpizheimehou，xixiyixiao，
“meixiangdaonikanlaixianggesisiwenwendeshudaizi，shijishangyidianyebulaoshi！”
linyuchuxiaozhefanbodao：“xiaomeimei，huakebunengluanshuo，wozhishilimaodidalianghaobuhao。”
zhaolingerqidetingletingxiongtang，jueqizuiba，“nicaixiaoni！”
“haoba，dameimei。”linyuchuwunaidisonglesongjian。
xiaotaimeidenglelinyuchuyiyan。zhaolingerzeshihahayixiao，“nizheirenzhenyouyisi。”
tacoujinlinyuchuzhabazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing，“nizheimehuishuohua，pashitanlebushaonvpengyouba？”
linyuchulimahoutuiyibu，bailebaishou，“bieluanshuoa，xiaoxinwogaonifeibang，wokeshiyuanbeidiyishenqing。”
“hahaha，nikanwoxinbuxin。”
zhaolingerkanzhelinyuchuzheihuajidemoyang，wuzhezui，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
zheishi，jigezuixunxundehunhunzouleguolai，weishoudedaguangtouzhangkaishuangbei，weisuodixiaozhe，
“xiaomeimeizaixiaoshenmeya，zheimekaixin，yaobuyaolaigegehuailixiaoa？”
zhaolingerkanzheguangtouneimanlianyounifeirou，dunganfanwei，zhangkoujiushidama，
“choushaque，banidezhutourougelenachuqumaiba！”
linyuchuyejiushichilejianmodehaochu，zaijiashangpaizhaopaidehao，shuohuaduizhaolingerdeweikou，napayifupipidewulaiyang，yemeibeima。
daguangtoudunshijiubeirenule，taiqishoubei，jiuyaoyibazhangshanguoqu，zhaolingerxiayishidijiangxiaotaimeihudaoshenhou。
linyuchudahuwudi，limajiangliangrenladaoshenqian。
daguangtoujianyibazhangluokong，fennudimuguangkanxianglinyuchu，“zadia，xiaozi，xiangyingxiongjiumeia？”
shuohuajian，guangtoushenbiandejigehunhunjianglinyuchusanrenweileqilai。
yigehunhunzuixunxundichaofengdao：“xiaozijiuniyigerenhaixiangyingxiongjiumeia，sheijinideyongqia，liangjingruma？”
“hahaha！”hunhunmenhahadaxiao，jiuqixuntian。
“made，ganggangshoujianle，zheiyoudiannangaolea。”linyuchudiguyisheng，kanleyiyanzhouwei，dandoubeijirenweizhulequlu。
zhaolingernalishouguozheizhongqi，qifendikaikoudao：“wobashizhaoxiangdong，nimenganrewomen，zhenbuzhidaozenmeside！”
“zhaoxiangdong？nibayaoshizhaoxiangdongdenver，wojiushizhaoxiangdongyeye！”daguangtouyaohuangzheshenti，chaofengdao。
“hahaha！”hunhunmendunshihahadaxiao。
xiaotaimeihezhaolingerduishiyiyan，yanzhongchongmanledanyou。
zhaolingerhuitoukanzhelinyuchu，wendao：“houlianpide，nidadeyingma？”
linyuchuwuyudexiangfanbaiyan，“dameimeiniyetaikandeqiwoleba，tamenkeshiyoushiyigeren，dounengbawodachengsanzhediele。”
tasuiranshencaigaoda，dandaliangsangezuihanhaixing，shiyigepashizhiyousongrentou，tazhidaoyewenyecaigandashigea。
“neigaizenmeban。”zhaolingeryemeilegangcaidezhangyang，lianshangduoleyimodanyou。
zheishi，zhouweiyejujilebushaoren，kanzhechangzhongshidanlibodeqingnian，yourenxixu，yourenpaizhao，dandoubuganshangqianbangmang，pareyishensao。
zheishi，lianggeshuxideshenyingyebeixiyinleguolai。
“woca，zheibuganggangdawoneixiaozima，hahaha！guoranshitiandaohaolunhui，cangtianraoguoshei。”
zheiliangrenzhengshimengyichenheliuruyan，mengyichenyilianxingzailehuodixiaodao。
liuruyankanzhechangzhongshuxideshenying，xinzhongbuyoudesongleyikouqi。
haihaozijihelinyuchupieqingleguanxi，buranshuobudinghaihuibazheilantanziredaozijishenshang。
dangkandaolinyuchupangbianshencaihemianrongdouzaizijizhishangdenvzishi，liuruyanyanyanzhongmanshijidu，zuijiaoduoleyimochaofeng。
linyuchuniyebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，haixuebierenyingxiongjiumei。
【震惊情绪+10】
【震惊情绪+15】
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【同情情绪+8】
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【嘲讽情绪+30】
【jiaoxingqingxu+100】
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daguangtoukanzheshencaifengmandezhaolinger，feipangdedashouzhijiezhualai，linyuchulimajiangzhaolingerladaoshenhou。
“woshuogemen，meibiyaozheimexiatouba？quktvdiangegongzhubuxingma？”
“wokannixiaozishixiangsi！”
guangtoulaomeixiangdaolinyuchuyierzaizaiersandihuaizijihaoshi，zhijierangxiaodichaozhelinyuchuchongleguolai。
linyuchujiezheduifangzuijiu，qingsongtuidaolianggeren，keduimianshizaishirenduo，keshiailejixiazhongquan。
zhaolingerhexiaotaimeijianlinyuchuzhaojiabuzhu，yanzhongmanshizizehedanyou，xinzhonganmazijiwuyong。
liangrenjicixiangbangmang，dandoubeilinyuchuyanshenquanlehuiqu。
【ding！gongxisuzhuwanchengxinshourenwu，huodeyicichoujiangjihui】
yidaobinglengdedianziyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi，linyuchudunshixiaole。
系统！给我梭哈！
yidaoxuanzhuandeyuanpanzaiyanqianshanxian，linyuchuyandishanguoyimodanyou。
tayibianjiannandididangzhe，yibianzhushizheizhuanpan。
xitongdage，biegaoa，renzaitazai，wobuzai，nibuyewanlema......
【gongxisuzhuhuode——tizhizengqiang（shuxinglei）】
**！活爹啊！
linyuchukanzhejigedazi，xinzhongdedanyouchedixiaosan，manshixingfenzhise。
jinjiezhedazihuazuoyidaoliangguangmeirulelinyuchudetinei。
tadunshiganjueyigunuanliuzaishentilimianliucuan，shentijiroushengzhang，titaibianhua。
linyuchudunganzijiquanshenchongmanleshibuwandeniujing！
wonima，zheibidaleshouyaohaimenga！
tongshi，yidaoshuxingmianbandanchu，danlinyuchumeiyoushijiankan，talimadahouyisheng，“dengdeng！”
huiquanwutuidehunhunmengbiditinglexialai，“zenmele？”
linyuchukanleyiyanzhaolingerhexiaotaimei，“tuihou！woyaokaishi**le！”
jiezhehunhunmengbizhiji，linyuchulimachushou，sanxiawuchuer，zhijiejiangtamenliaodao，zhiliuxiaguangtoulaohaizhanzhe。
daguangtoujiandaozheiyimu，qidejiudouxinglebushao，zhizhelinyuchudahou，“made！nixiaozibujiangwude！”
啪！
huayingangluo，yizhiquantoujiuzadaoleguangtoulaodemianmenshang，zhijiejiangtaliaodaozaidi。
linyuchushuaileshuaishouwan，“haoziweizhi。”
kanzhetangzaidishangbuduan“yinchang”dehunhunmen，zhongrenyilianzhenjingdikanzheweiyizhanlideqingnian。
“zheiqingnianhaolihai！jingranyirenjiubazheishiduogezuihanliaodaole！wodiguaiguai！”
“他简直是超人！”
“woleigedoudoudoudoua！”
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zhouweiweiguandezhongrendourenbuzhuzantanqilai。
renqunzhongyigenvrenkanzheweifenglinlindelinyuchushuangyanfangguang，“yaoshiwonanpengyouyouzheimelihaijiuhaole。”
tapangbiandeguimiheiheiyixiao，“tayigerennengdashiduoren，nishoudelema？”
nvrenlianjiayihong，baileguimiyiyan，“qunide。”
mengyichenkanzheweifenglinlindelinyuchu，xiangdaoganggangzijidetiaoxin，houbeibuyoudelenghanzhimao，
“ruyan，zheixiaozizheimenengda？”
liuruyanwuyan，momozhushizhelinyuchu，yaoleyaotou，kanzhebeizhongrenchengzandeqiannanyou，taxindijingshengqiyisihouhui。
zheibengaishishuyuwode......
tayaoleyaotou，lianshangyouhuifulechaofengzhise，“huidayouzenmeyang？haibushigeqionggui。”
shuowan，liuruyanjiulazhemengyichenliqu，tabuxiangliuzaizheidifang，zhouweidechengzansihudouzaichaoxiaotazuolegecuowujueding。
mengyichenyiweiliuruyanxianqilinyuchu，xinzhonglengxiao。
hehe，xiaozi，nizaizenmerenqianxianshengbeichengzanyouruhe，nidenvrenhaibushibenxiangwohuaili。
ketabulejienvren，nagenvrenbuxiangyougeyingjundebaimawangzibupaweixiandilaijiuzijiyuweinanzhijianni。
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