第3章 不教废物(2139字)

zhongrenlaidaocuntouzhensuo,laoyangtouzhengzaijiyigexiaonvhaikanbing。

yijianzhaoshitoujinlaijiumadao:“nigehunxiaozipaonaqule?laozikannikeliancaijinibanggongdejihui,haibulaibangmang?”

zhaoshitoulengheng:“yiyuejiujiyiqiankuai,lianfentongdouyaowolaidao!koumendelaodongxihaixiangwojinibangmang?zuomeng!”

“ganzheimegenwoshuohua?buxiangganle!”

老羊头大声呵斥。

zheixiaozijintianguishangshenle?gangenzijidingzui!

“yaochaodenghuizaichao,xianjiwokaiyao。”

wangmazilandetingzheiliangrenchaojia,rangrangdao。

“kaishenmeyao?wobushishuolenizheibingwomeifazhima?”

laoyangtoujiwangmazikanguo,tianshengdebuxing,meibanfazhiliao!

“neishinifeiwu,anzhaozheigefangzizhuayao。”

zhaoshitounachuyizhangfangzi。

“jinqiancao、dihuanggen......shenmewanyier,nidonggepideyishu,ganjinjilaozigundan!”

老羊头一脸不耐烦。

“yangyisheng,womeimeidebingzenmeyangle?”

huranmenkoujinlaiyidaoqianying。

yizhangroumeideguazilian,zhangzhangdeheifayizhichuidaoliuyao。

rekuxiayiduixiuzhang**de**xiangdangreyan。caizheyishuangliangpiangaogenliangxie,**dejiaozhiluzaiwaimian,qingchunjingli!

zhangqishenghuozaicunlidezhongrennajianguozheizhenzhang?yanjingdoukanzhile!

“liuqingqing,nimeimeifashaobuyanzhong,danwozheilimeiyouheshideyao。quchenglidayiyuankaiyaoba!”

老羊头摇头。

“woduochuwubaikuai。”liuqingqingmochuwuzhanghongsechaopiao。

“zheibushiqiandewenti。”

老羊头一脸惋惜。

zhaoshitoulengxiaoyisheng:“zheishinidewenti。”

“nishenmeyisi?”laoyangtounule。

“likaikangshengsujiumeiyongdefeiwu。”

zhaoshitouyibachuozhonglaoyangtoudetongchu。

zhiliaofashaotazhihuidakangshengsu,yushangzheizhongyoukangyaoxingdebingrenjiumeibanfale。

laoyangtouqidechuihuzidengyan:“zhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng,niyaonengzhidehua,nilaizhi!”

“我来就我来。”

zhaoshitouzoudaoxiaonvhaimianqian,huishouxiexiayizhangfangzi,shangmianquanshizhongyaocai。

“nidongyishu?”liuqingqingzhoumei。

zhaoshitoumeiyouhuidata,zhuantouwenxiaonvhai:“zuowanshangshibushiniaopin?jingchangqiye,suoyicaizheliangfashao?”

“嗯。”

xiaonvhaixiudemianhongerchi,qingqingdiantou。

“heng,bieguangzuishanglihai,dekanninengbunengzhihao!”

liuqingqingcishiyouxiexiangxinzhaoshitoushizhenhuizhibingle,suiranzuishangburaoren,haishiranglaoyangtouquzhaoyaocaiaoyao。

hexiayaozhihou,buguoduanduanjifenzhong,xiaonvhaidelianselimazhuanweihongrun。

“nihaizhenyouliangbashuazi,xiexiele,buranquchenglidehuashangbantian,womeimeinaodaigujidoudeshaohuaile。”

liuqingqinglianlianganxie,yingyaobaqiansaijizhaoshitou,yibianshuozhehuahaiyibiandenglelaoyangtouyiyan。

zheiyiyandengdepangbiandelaoyangtoumanliansaohong。

“wojiurenbuweiqiancai。”

zhaoshitoujiandingdebaqiantuilehuiqu。

liuqingqingjianzhaoshitouqueshibuyuanyishouqian,yebuzaimianqiang,zoushangqianlaitiezaizhaoshitouerbianxiaoshengdao:“neinishenmeshihoulailuocheng,yidingyaolaizhaowo,jiejieyidinghaohaoganxieni。”

xiangqipudazailianshang,rangrentouyunmuxuan。

“xiamaopengshangsihaozi,zougoushiyundechouxiaozi!”

laoyangtoukanzhelianhongdezhaoshitoujidudeyayangyang。

“fankeyiluanchi,huakebunengluanshuo,taganzangxuruo,yincizheliangfashao,zhiyaowenyangganzangjiunengziyu。”

赵石头反驳。

“suikouluanshuosheibuhui!”

laoyangtouhaishibuxinzheigetiantianjizijidazadexiaozihuizhibing。

“yaochaodengjiwozhiwanzaichao!gankuaijiwokaiyao!”

wangmazizhiqianduizhaoshitoudeyishuyousuohuaiyi,suoyiganggangjixiaonvhaizhiliaodeshihou,yizhimeiyoudaduan。

xianzaikanxiaonvhaichileyao,jifenzhongjiudayouhaozhuan,zheicaifangxiaxinlai。

“neinideranglaoyangtoukuaiqunayaocai。”

zhaoshitouzhaolegebandengzuolexialai。

laoyangtoudenglezhaoshitouyiyan,buqingbuyuandequnayaole,wangmazitayerebuqi。

“喏,都在这了!”

laoyangtoubayiduiyaocaiwangzhuoshangyipai,qihuhudeshuodao。

“qubazheixieyaocaidoumochengfen!”

zhaoshitouzhengduanzheyibeichaheleqilai。

“你......”

老羊头恨的牙痒痒。

pingshidoushizijihecha,rangzhaoshitouqumoyaode,zheixiajingranfanleguolai。

“meitingdaoma?kuaiqumoyao!”

王麻子在旁边吼道。

“heng,gouzhangrenshidedongxi,denghuizhibuhaokannizenmeban。”

laoyangtoudiguzhequmoyaole。

piankezhihou,yiduiyaofenbeiduanleshanglai。

laoyangtouzaiyipangfuzheyao,jinianmeiganzheizhongleihuole,taxianzaiganjuezijideyaodoukuaiduanle!

“噗!”

zhaoshitoudaochuxieyaofenfangzaizhuoshang,yikouchashuipenzaishangmian,yaofenshunjianbianchengleyaohuhu。

“你干什么!”

wangmaziyileng,suihounuhedao。

“zijilaibazheiyaohuyibanmozaiyaoshang,lingyibantunxiaqu,limajiunengjianxiao!”

zhaoshitouyilianxiongyouchengzhu。

“rangwochikoushui,goudongxi,dengwohaolekanwozenmezhengzhinijiejie!”

wangmaziyibianshijingdetunyanzheyaohu,yibianxinzhongehenhendexiangdao。

“啊!好烫!”

gangtunwanyaobuguoliangfenzhong,wangmazijiucanjiaoqilai。

“jiaoshenme,nizijishishijing,kankannineiwanyishibushinengtaitoule?”

赵石头随口说道。

“还真是!”

wangmazinulileliangba,jingxidetaitou:“zhaoshitounijiushiwodie!woqindie!”

“bie,wohaimeinidani,meinizheiyangnianjidadeerzi。”

zhaoshitouhewanlechazhanqishenlai。

wangmazibashengxiadeyaofendangjinziyiyangguoleyicengyouyiceng。

“bazheixieyaofennahuiqu,yitianliangci,yongchashuijiaochenghu,yibanmoyaoshang,yibantunxiaqu,yigelibaijiunenghaole!jizhu,deshibierenheguodechashui!buranmeiyouxiaoguokebiezhaowo!”

接着赵石头嘱咐。

“shenme,wohaideyanyigelibaidekoushui!suanle,koushuijiukoushuiba,zhiyaobingnenghao,rang**shadouxing!”

王麻子咬牙想道。

“biewanglenidayingguowodeshiqing。”

赵石头接着说道。

“放心吧!”

wangmazicishinahaigudeshangzheixie,baoqiyaoyiliuyandewangjialipaoqu。

tongshiandao:“heng,dengwobinghaole,hainengyoudeleni!”

pangbiandelaoyangtouzaoyijingkandemudengkoudai,menglebanshang,turanwangdishangyigui,dashenghandao:“zhaoshitou,bu,shifu!qingnijiaowoyishu。”

zhaoshitouxiangdoumeixiangjiuzhijiejujuele:“bie!wobujiaofeiwu。”

laodongxi,zhemowohaojinian。

xianzaihaixianggenwoxueyishu?

没门!

“啊!?”

laoyangtoujusangdaojidian,gangxiangshuodianshenmedeshihou。

jiukanjianyuanchulishenhuangmangpaolai:“shitou,buhaola!nimayundaola,kuaihuiqukankanba!”

zhaoshitounahaigudeshanglaoyangtou,ganmangwangjialipaoqu。