yingzhezhongrenshenshidemuguang，chenbinhuanbushangqian，zheicitafandaomeiyouneimejinzhangle。
jimingpingweidaliangleyifanhou，anziyaoleyaotou。
chenbinjitamendediyiyinxiangbingbuhao，zongranyuanchuangsaidaoyijingjiangdilexingxiangfangmiandeyaoqiu，kebijingzheishigexuanxiujiemu，pingweimenduoshaohaishihuizaixinlidafende，chenbindewaimaotiaojianzaiwugerenzhongshizuibuqiyande，taweiyijinjidekenengxingjiushizaishilifangmiannengchucaihenduo。
chenbindadafangfangdiziwojieshaodao：“geweipingweilaoshihao，woshigerencansaizhechenbin，jinnian22sui。”
duchangsaidaodezhongniannanpingweizaojiukandaochenbinle，qianmianyizhiannazhemeishuo，xianzairenbuzhulenghengyishengdao：“meidianzizhizhiming！”
jianzhongrenyihuodiwangzheta，zhongniannanpingweibuchongdao：“tashizhiqianwomensaidaodeyigexuanshou，lianxumode《wodeaiqing》dounengchangpaodiao，shuipingchadelipu，kendingshilaizheilipengyunqide！”
zheizhongdazhonggequdounengchangpaodiao？
妥妥的五音不全啊！
ruguoshuozhiqianpingweimenduichenbinhaibaoyouyisiqiwang，neimexianzaiyiranzaixinlimianjitadalelingfen，waimaotiaojianyibanjiusuanle，lianzuijibendezhuanyesuyangdoumeidadao，zhenjuedehuangesaidaojiunengjianlouma？
duiyuzheixiezhouhongyikanzaiyanli，tabingmeiyoushuoshenme，zhishisuiyihuihuishoushiyichenbinxianzhunbei，zijizeditoukanleyanchenbindexuanshoujieshao。
gangkaishihaimeishenme，kedangkandaozuihouyixingzishi，tazhenggerendunshiyaran。
“姓名：陈斌。”
“shenfen：gerencansaizhe。”
“chengmingliyou：weilebianyouqian！”
pangbianyigeduanzhechabeiheshuidenvpingweijianzhoudaoyouxielengshendeyangzi，haoqidicetoukanleyiyan，jieguochadianmeibeishuiqiangdao！
自己没看错吧？
zheimesuqideliyounijiutangerhuangzhidixiezaileshangmian？
chengran，meigerenhuoduohuoshaodouhuiduiqianyousuoxuqiu，zheishibukebimianderenzhichangqing，dajiayenenglijiechengminghouxiangbianyouqiandexiangfa，dannizhishaozaizheigemianxiangdazhongdejiemulishoulianyixiaa！
bierendoushiwanggaolequfenshi，xiangfangshefaboquguanzhonghepingweimendehaogan，nidaohao，zhijiefanzhelai！
qitapingweidezhihouyehenwuyu，yougetudingdepingweixiaolaotouguolairensidijiaoyudao：“nihaixiao，haihenfuqian，yaozhidaoqianbushiyiqie，ruguoshibaozhezheigemude，zaizheitiaolushangnikendingshizoubuyuande。”
chenbinmeiyoufanbo，zhishinaqilejiemuzutiqianzhunbeihaodejita，zaihuatongbiandegaojiaoyishangmoranzuoding。
zaichangdepingweimenyoudeyijingwanqileshouji，yifuxinbuzaiyandeyangzi，tamenjuedegenbenmeibiyaotingle，benlaiyuanchuanggequnandujiubuxiao，xianzaihaidewang“bianyouqian”zheifangmiankao，zheizhongdazhongyanzhongsuqidezhuti，jiusuanshitamenzheizhongzishenyinlerendoubakongbuhaochidu，gengbietichenbinzheizhonglianmenjiandoumeidadaodexinrenle。
kandaochenbinhaizaidiaoshiqinxian，shaoshupingweidetaidushenzhigengjiaeliele，yijingwanquanmeilenaixin。
“怎么还不开始？”
“准备好了没？”
“nengbunengbiedanwushijianle，houmianwomenhaiyaojiabanwanchengshouweigongzuoni，wuyinbuquanwomenshibukenengrangniguode！”
zaitamendezhiyihefengcishengzhong，chenbinzichaosidiyixiao，taxiangqilezijiweilemengxiangzhengtianwozaichuzuwulichipaomiandeyangzi，xiangqileqizaotanheizhuanqianyangjiadefumu，xiangqilebisaiqiantamendajizijiyoulingyouzhengdeshenghuofei。
cishicike，duiyuyaochangshenmege，taxinliyeyoulejueduan。
我想变有钱怎么了？
zheigexiangfajiuzheimeshangbudetaimianma？
tahualaleyixiajitaqinxian，dengguangdazaitashenshang，sheyingjiyeduizhunleta。
zaisuoyourenchayidemuguangzhong，yizhenxuanlvyueerdekoushaoyinxiangqi。
suihou，chenbinhuanhuankaisang：
“ruguoyouyitianwobiandehenyouqian。”
“wodediyixuanzebushiquhuanyoushijie。”
“tangzaishijieshangzuidazuiruandeshafali。”
“chilejiushuixinglezaichixianguoyinian。”
shengyinhenyoucixing，shenweiyinlexidedaxuebiyesheng，jibengongkendingshimeideshuode。
zaichangdepingweimendoulengleyixia，youjigehaizhiwenbandikanleyanneigeduchangsaidaodezhongniannanpingwei。
不是说五音不全吗？
zheichanggongmingminghenzhashia！
neigezhongniannanpingweiyeyilianmeng，zheibukenengya？
cishichenbinzhenggerenyijingwanquantourujinqule！
weishenmenimendouzhanzaigaochu，zhizeshuoxiangbianyouqianhensu？
wozhibuguoshigedicengxiaorenwubale，jingyinghaozijideyimusanfendi，rangqinrenmenguoshanghaoshenghuo，zheijiushiwoxianzaizuikewangdemubiao，zheinandaoyeyoucuoma？
chenbinyibiandanzhejita，yibianduizhehuatongchangdao：
“ruguoyouyitianwobiandehenyouqian。”
“wojiukeyibasuoyourendouliuzaiwoshenbian。”
“meitiankuaikuailelechichiheheliaoliaotian。”
“buyongdanxinguanyumingtianhuolibie。”
xuanlvbufuza，geciyehenjiandan，dantingdaozheilishi，zhouhongyiyanshenzhujianliangleqilai，zheishougejianzhitaiduiweierleya！
陈斌垂着眼皮唱道：
“bianyouqian，wobianyouqian。”
“duoshaorenmeirimeiyedilangfeishijian。”
“bianyouqian，wobianyouqian。”
“ranhouguzuoqianxudishuojinqianbushiyiqie。”
tingdaozheilishi，yimingnianqingdenvpingweipuchiyixiao，yishidaobudetihou，limashouzhu。
zhiqianneigebaizhegaozitai，shuoqianbushiyiqiedetutoulaoxiaoziliandoulvle，youzhongzuolinanandeganjue，nigezheiguyidianwoni？
陈斌继续唱道：
“ruguoyouyitianwobiandehenyouqian。”
“wohuimaixiasuoyounandeyijiandexiaolian。”
“rangsuoyoukeliandehaizibuzaidanqie。”
“suoyouxieederenbuzaizhangwohuayuquan。”
真的假的？
zheigecijuranshiyigexinrenxiechulaide？
zhouhongyibuyoudizuanjinlequantou，mingmingshihenpingdandegeci，danshiquebayigesuqixiaozhongdezhutixiederucishenke！
zheizhongxiecishoufashizaitainandele，gequdexuanlvyefeichangbucuo，tayijinghenjiumeiyouzheizhongbeijingyandaodeganjuele！
jimingtaidueliedepingweizegangadelaolianyihong，yanshenbiandepiaohubuding。
tamengangganghaijuedechenbinkendingbuxing，shenzhihaibuliuqingmiandicuicutakuaidian，xianzaimeiguoduojiujiubeihenhendalianle，erqiezheigecijianzhitaiyingjingle，gelifengcidebuzhengshitamenzheixierenma？
gedaoleweisheng，chenbinbonongqinxian，zaiyouyadejitayinzhongchangdao：
“我变有钱。”
“suoyoufannaodoubeiliuzaitianbian。”
“bianyouqian，wobianyouqian。”
“ranhoufazineixindishuojinqiantabushiyiqie！”
chenbinchangwanle，youshouzhangqingqinganzhuqinxian，jitayinyesuizhijiaranerzhi。
一首歌罢。
全场鸦雀无声。