“qibingbixia，taizidianxia，huanghouniangniangfengtibingwuzhongdujixiang。”
“bingwuzhongdu？”cuiyushengyingengchen：“neitaweihefuzhongjutong？”
“huanghouniangniangshetaihouni，wanfuzhangying，yingshishijineitingsuozhi。”chentaiyinaqidishangbeikendeganganjingjingdezaohe，yingzhetoupijixushuodao：“chendoudancaice，niangniangnianjixiao，yiriweicengjinshi，piweikongxu，zhouranshiyongguoduozhuruhuasheng、guiyuan、hongzaoyileibuyixiaohuadeguopin，yincizuzhizhongjiao，qijibutong，gueryinfajuliefutong。cinaichangjiandexiaoershijizhizheng，bingwudaai，zhixuxiaoshidaozhijike。chenzheijiukaixieshanzhawan，huashuifuyong，zaiqinggongnvweiniangniang**fubu，zhuqitongqixiaozhang，daijishixiaxing，tengtongzihuihuanjie。”
shuobaile，jiushitanchisuozhi……
殿内陷入一片死寂。
崔煜嘴角抽搐。
崔君尧也彻底石化。
jiangyingshuangshouwuzhulian，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu！
jinwandexinhunye，zhudingyaochengweidaxiagongtingshiceshangzuilingrentixiaojiefeideyiye。
cuiyuhenkuaijiuhuifulezhenjing，bailebaishou，“zhenzhidaole，niqukaiyaoba。”
gongrenmenyoutiaobuwendizhunbeidongxi，jiangyingkelianxixiditangzaichuangshang，jibianduzihaiteng，yebuganhengheng。
毕竟她还是要脸的。
fuwanyaohou，jiangyingfutongdezhengzhuanghuanjielehenduo，cuiyuzheicaisonglekouqi。
“nimenzaicihaoshengzhaoliaohuanghouniangniang，zhenhetaizijiuxianhuiqule。”
“bixia！”zhangjinlikeshangqianyibu，quanzudao：“jinrinaibixiayuhuanghouniangniangdahunjiri，anzuzonglifa，dihouxutongsuxifang，fangnengwenguguoyun。bixiacikeliqu，yulibuhe，kongrefeiyi！”
cuiyudunshibaotiaorulei：“zhenshishenmeqinshouma？tacaijisui，zhenliuzaizheizuoshenme，jitajiangshuiqiangushima？”
zhangjinbeihoudesuolesuobozi，ganxiaozhejixuquandao：“bixiaxinu，danzheilibukefei，ninrenyiren，yanjingyibi，yizheng，yiwanshanghenkuaijiuguoqule。”
tayueshuoshengyinyuexiao，lianzijidoujuedeliyoucangbaiwulidaolejidian。
cuiyuqidejihuyaoxiaochulai，zuolesancishenhuxi，caimianqiangbayaojiangzhangjinchuaichuqudechongdongyaxiaqu，“hao，zhenzhidaole，nimenxianxiaquba。”
gongrenmenrumengdashe，lianmangxingli，yuguantuichuxifang。
cuiyupibeidizoudaozhuopang，gangxiangzuoxia，jiuganjueyipaoxiabaibeirenqingqingzhuaizhu。
cuijunyaodeyanshenhenshiwugu。
zicongmuhouqushi，tazongshiyeyemengyan，zhiyouhefuhuangtongshuishicainenganmian。
他也需要人陪。
cuiyukanlekanshenbiandexiaozaizi，youkanlekanchuangshangbazijiguochengqiudehongtuanzi，zaicizhangtanyikouqi。
要夭寿啊！
yushihu，zaidihoudexinhunzhiye，jiuwuzhizunjiuhezijidexiaohuanghou，yijixiaotaizi，yiqijizailechuangshang。
jiangyingxujingyichanghou，meileshuiyi，dayanjingzaihunandezhuguangxiaxiandegewaimingliang。
“jiefu。”jiangyingceguoshenzi，haoqidiwen：“jiejiejiujingshizenmeside？”
cuijunyaolikepingzhuhuxi，shuqileerduo。
fuhuangxialesimingling，rensheidoubudetimuhoudesiyin，duiwaiyizhishuoshitufajizheng。
tasuirantimuhouweiqu，queyezhidaofuhuangyounanyanzhiyin，yinciyizhijiangcishiyazaixinli。
cuiyuchenmoleliangjiu，huanhuanshuodao：“bingshi。”
jiangyingdaizhexiaohaiteyoudedaposhaguowendaodidezhizhejiezhewen：“neijiejiededeshishenmebing？”
cuiyuningjinmeitou：“jizheng。”
jiangyingxiaonaodaiwailewai，xianranbumanyi，“jizhengyedeyougemingtouba，shiduziteng，haishinaodaiteng，yihuozheshi......”
“goule！”cuiyumengdidihechusheng。
suihouyouxiangshipahedaota，yongwennuandedashoujijiangyingroufu，zuiliquekonghezhe：“zaiwen，jiubanidiuchuquweilang！”