第6章
litaipingshuozhe,wufayanshiyuqizhongdejinge。
guolebanshang,tanbingyancaishengyinyouyoudishuodao:“neizenmebanni?
zheiliyaozhenyoulangdehua,womenketaiweixianle,zuotianwanshangzanmenhaizaineilikaozhegouhuo,meizhunlangzaiziyijingfaxianwomenleba?”
litaipingdeqingxuwendingxialaizhihou,zhuanguotoulaijiletayigewenxudexiaorong。
tayipaixiongfuxinshidandandishuodao:“fangxinba,pengyoulaileyouliejiu,chailanglaileyoulieqiang!”
litaipingnaqiguazaiyaojianderuishijundaozhongxinkanlekan,haoqingwanzhangdijiezhedao:“jiexialaizanmenjiujiaqianggongshi,yanzhenyidai!”
jiandaozheigexiaoxiaodebaoantingdaoyoulangqunchumeizhihou,bujinbusong,fanerbiaoxianchuyiguwusuoweijudezitai,tanbingyanbudebuchengren,zijixianzaiduitaqueshishiguamuxiangkanle。
zijiyiqianzaixuexiaodeshihoumeiyouhaohaozhuyidaozheigexiaobaoan。
tayizhiganjuebaoanyejiushigekandamende,yibanqudangbaoan,xueliyebuhuitaigao,suoyitayizhiyilaiduixuexiaodebaoanyebuzenmekanhao,gengmeiyouguoduojiechu。
xiangbudaozaizheihuangwurenyandehuangdaoshangmian,tayouzhongxinduiyanqianzheigenanrenyoulegengjinyibuderenshi。
“tanzhurenfashenmelengni?kuailaidabashoua。”
litaipingdeshengyindaduanletanbingyandesixu,tanbingyantaitouyikan,zheigejiahuojuranlaqilesizhedeliangtiaoshoubei,shiyizhetawangpangbiantaiqu。
“batataidaoneibianshitoupangbian,wowagekengbatamaile,yesuanshiduitayouyigejiaodai。”
litaipingshuowan,chongzhetanbingyanluchiyixiao。
houzhexiumeiweicu,zongranxindibuqingyuan,danshizaizheijirixiangchuxialai,xianzaiyemorenlelitaipingdequanwei。
yushitabianmomocengcengdichaozhefushizouleguoqu。
liangrencongshatanhuilaideshihouteyiraolebaishimi,jiandaolejigekongsuliaopingziheyixiesuliaodai。
fangzaineilizhihou,tanbingyanyilianchayidishuodao:“zanmenjianzheixieganma?dashuiyongma?”
litaipingtinglepiezuiyixiao,chaofengdao:“bukuishitanzhuren,naohuiluguoranshiqingqiya!
nikanyikanzheihuangdaozhishang,haiyouzheyuanchudehaishui,nayidiannenghele?
neihaishuiyanfenkeshifeichangdezu,yueheyueke,kongpadaozuihouhuohuodexiansidouyoukeneng,nixiangdangxianyuganma?”
tanbingyanbeiqiangleyixia,bujinqiaolianyihong。
zheishizhijianlitaipingzaiyichushitoubeiyinchuyongbishouzaoleyigekeng,zaizuidibufangshangqiekaileruloudouyibandesuliaopingzi。
youzaikengyanchupingpuleyigesuliaodaizi。
“zheixiatanzhurenzhidaowoyaoganmaleba?wozheishihuoxuehuoyongni。”litaipingheiheiyixiao,yiliandeyideshense。
tanbingyankanzhetazhizuochulaidejianloudezhengliuzhuangzhibuyouyizhenkuxiao,zheijiahuodaoshidongyidianni。
zheizhengliushuidexiangfahenbucuo,buguoyaozhiwangtalaishoujishuidehua,neikongpayaodengdaohounianmayuequle。
tanbingyandagaijuechadaoletaxinlidexiangfa,shuranzhuanshen,youzaipangbianlianzhewalesiwugexiaokeng,fangfarufapaozhi。
buyihuierbianjiangjianlaidesuliaopinghesuliaodaiziquanbujiyongshangle。
“zheixiahaole,5geshebeitongshikaigong,zenmezheyenengbaozhengzanmenjintianheshangchunjingdezhengliushuileba?”
tingzhelitaipingdeyideshuowan,tanbingyanyeshuobuchuhualaile。
suirantazhidaopingshidezhengliushuiyinggaishibahaishuizhufei,danshixianzaizheiyanghaidaoshangkongdetaiyangguangshifendulamenglie,kaozheizhongfangfayenengqidaozhengliudexiaoguo。
yiqianzhishizaishubenshangmiankandao,meiyoushijiyongguo。
tazheishihouzhiguaizijizenmemeiyoutiqianxiangchulaini。
buguokanzhezheiyangdezhuangbei,dequeyoudianjianlou,yebuzhidaozhendehaoshibuhaoshi。
tadaizhezheixieyiwenpielelitaipingyiyan,litaipingquechongtadalegexiangzhi,ranhoushuodao:
“zouba,zheilizenmezheyeyaodenggesansigexiaoshini,chenzheigegongfuzanmenhaohaobazanmendexinjiajibuzhiyifan,nikebuxiangbanyeshuidehaohaode,beilangzaizijidiaozouba?”
“qie,sheiheniyouxinjiaya?neizhishigeposhandongeryi。”
tanbingyanxiaozuiyijue,takebuxiangrangzheigejiahuozaizuishangzhanzijibianyi。
“heihei,nifangxin,huibianchengwomendexinjiade,zaizheiliniyemeiyoubiededifangqu。”
litaipingguyicoujinleliangbu,kuandaerhoushideshenxingyixiazibianzhanzailetanbingyandemianqian,yiyapozhishitiaodoudeshuodao。
tanbingyanyizhanghuarongweiweifanchuyanhong,“haole,biepinzuile,nishuozenmebandoutingnideba。”
litaipingzheicaimanyidimiqileyanjing,dianlediantouzhihouyoubailebaishou。
yushiliangrenbuyihuibianlaidaolelinzidebianyuandidai,tamenbuganzaiwanglibianxingjin。
litaipingchouchuguazaiyaojianderuishijundao,jiangcudashuganshangchuixialaidetengmankanxialaishijigen。
youzaifujindeguanmucongzhongcaileyixieshuzhishuye,lianggerenfenpibaozhelaidaoledongkoufujin。
jiangneixietengmanhezhiyeyigunaorengzaidongkoudekongdishanghou,litaipingtaiqitoulaiduizhetanbingyanshuodao:“tanzhuren,nibianguomahuabianzimei?”
tanbingyanwenyanbuyouyileng,jifengdishuodao:
“duinvhaizilaishuo,bianbianzineibushihenputongdejinengma?zheiyoushenmebuhuide。”
yushilitaipingzheicaifangxiaxinlai,yangqixiabaduitashuodao:“baneixieshuyejibianqilaiba。”
“那你呢?”
litaipingpiezuiyixiao,zhilezhineishijigencuzhuangdetengmanduitashuodao:“zheixiewanyitingcuzhuangde,feiliqidehuojiujiaojiwole。”
于是两人开始分工。
neibiantanbingyanbaixijingqiaodeshouzhijiangneixiexiruandezhitiaohebilvdeshuyecengcengchanrao,buyihuierjiubianchuleyizhanglvwang。
zheibianlitaipingjiangyixiebijiaocudetengman,andengzhangdejulikanxuexialaiyizipaikai,ranhoujiangqiyudedeyipiweier,buyihuieryebianchuleyishanmendexingzhuang。
jiezhetajiangtanbingyanbianchudelvwangfugaizaishangmian,yongdaolandeshupidangshengzizixidikunzhaleyifan。
naqilaideshihou,tanbingyancouguolaiyikanbuyouyanjingyiliang。
meixiangdaoliangrenheli,juranzhendebianchuleyigehaisuanjiangunaikandemumenni。
litaipingjiangneishanmumenzaishandongdongkouyifang,ganjuezhendeshigangganghao。
danshijiexialaiyigewentiyouchanshengle,nashenmedongxilaigudingzaidongkouni?
litaipingzhuantouzaisixiayiwang,zouguoqujiangbuyuanchuliangkuaidashitouyigegebaoleguolai。
tajiangshengyudishangdetengmanbolixialai,waipicuochengleyigenmasheng。
shitoubaojinshandonglihou,mashengyitouraozaishitoushangshuanjin,yitoushuanzaimumenzhishang。
zheiyangwanshangshuijuedeshihou,zhixuyaojiangshitouwanglibianfangdaoyidingdeweizhi,mumenbianbeijinjindigudingzaileshandongkoushang。
neixiechailanghubaohaicongmingbudaoneimedadedibu。
taxianglexiang,baoxianqijian,yourufapaozhibanglelingyikuaidashitou。
dengzuowanzheiyiqiezhihou,litaipingpailepaishoushangdenitu。
好了,大功告成!
tazouchulaiduizhetanbingyandeyiyixiao,shuodao:
“tanzhuren,haole,laishichashichaba,kankanzanmendexinjiagoubugoulaogu。”
tanbingyantinglehaoqideshentouyikan,ranhougenzhetachaozheshandongzoulejinqu。