新晋顶流塌房了，
yourentou**daoletadeshoujixiangceliyouyizhangdachiduzhaopian，
shiyigexiongkouwenzhehudiedenvrende**，meiyoululian，
我整个人都石化了，
zhei…zheibushiwodewenshenma？
erqiezheigeyanyuan，zenmeyuekanyuexiangwodexiaobaqiannanyou。
1、
在所有人的眼中，
wodoushiyigechengjihao，jiashihao，zhangxiangpiaoliangdeguaiguainv，
shijishangquehenshaorenzhidao，wosixialiwandehenkai。
dingzheyizhangqingchundaojizhidelian，
wozuoguobushaochugedeshiqing。
比如，
kaizhehaochedaizhewodexiaobaqiannanyouquzhenchangzi，
zaigaokaojieshuhouzaizijidexiongkouwenleyidapianhudiewenshen。
我有些轻微的脸盲，
yizhixihuandenanshengzhangxiangdoushitongyileixing。
jiushineizhongchaodaofengshi，kanqilaiyanjiubujidejieaohuainanhai。
zaiwoxihuandewugemingxingxiangjitafangzhihou，haopengyouanweiwo，
「shiyinga，bushiwokebanyinxiang，zheizhongzhangxianghendaijingdenanshengdaduosishenghuodouyouwenti。」
「duile，nixiacixihuansheijidejiwotiqianbileiyixia。」
zuijinhenhuodexinshengdaishilipaiyanyuanchuwei，jiuwanmeicaishanglewodeshenmeidian。
zhangdefeichangyouyexing，feichangdaijing，yikanjiutanguobabaigenvpengyou，
buchusuoliao，xihuanshangtadedisangeyue，
youguantadecitiaojiuyinbaoleresou，
「chuweishoujidachidunvxingwenshenzhaopian」
2、
yourentou**daolechuweixiangceliyouyizhangzhaopian，
shiyigexiongkouwenzhehudiedenvrende**，meiyoululian，
我颤抖着放大图片，
suiranyinwei**deyuanyintebiemohu，
wohaishikeyibaifenbaiqueding，
zheishiwodewenshen，zheizhangzhaopianjiushiwo！
yigenanmingxingshoujilizenmehuiyouwozheimesimidezhaopian？
wohuaiyishiyourenchuandaolewangshang，ranhouchuweiyiweishihaokandewangtubaocunlexialai。
suoyiwodangshidaodibazhangzhaopianfajiguoshei？
nagequededongxichuanchuqude？
jiaojinnaozhidisisuozhihou，
woquedingzheizhangzhaopianwozhifajiguowodexiaobaqiannanyou。
3、
fenshouzhihouwojiushanchuleqiannanyoudelianxifangshi，
wonalaiwohaopengyoudeshoujizhijieduitajinxingquanfangwei，duozhongyuyandewenhou，
「heguiyun，niyoubinga，womenbushihepingfenshouma？」
「zenmehuiyounanrenbazijiqiannvyoudezhaopianchuandaowangshang？」
meixiangdaoduimianhenkuaijiuyoulehuifu，
「shangshiying，womenzheimejiumeilianxi，niyishanglaijiuzhiwenwoma？」
「woconglaidoumeiyoubanidezhaopianchuandaoguowangshang。」
嚯哟，还死不承认？
qidewozhijieyigeweixindianhuadaleguoqu，
「neinigaosuwoneizhangzhaopianshizijipaodaonanmingxingshoujilidema？」
wotingzheduimianyuqipingjingzhongyayizheyisinuhuo，
「shinizijifadaonanmingxingshoujilide。」
wogengfennule，haiganjiaobian？
shenmewozijifaguoqude，haiyouzheimezhuoliedejiekouma？
「shangshiying，haodaiwomenzaiyiqileneimejiu。」
「youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，wojiushichuwei，jiushiniqiannanyou。」
wojuedezijishihuale，zixizainaohailisikaotadezhangxiang，
「neiniweishenmegaiminga？」
楚为怒极反笑，
「nilianmangyouzheimeyanzhongma？」
qishiwoshizhendefenbuqingwoxihuanguodejigenanren，
yiyangdejieao，yiyangdechao...
woyouxiexinxu，danxiangdaowodesirenzhaopianxianzaizaiwangshangchuandemantianfei，xinliyouyoulediqi，
「nihaoyisixiongwo？wozheigeshouhaizhedoumeishuoshenmeni。」
chuweichenmoleyixia，ranhoushuo，
「baoqian，zheijianshishiwodecuo，wohuichulihaode。」
「shangshiying，womenzheimejiumeijianle，wonengqingnichidunfanma？」