第一章 回到新婚之夜

“womennaodongfanglaile,kuaidiankaimena!”

“zenmebaxinniangzizangqilaile?”

“dongdongdong......”

yewenjingzhouqimei,wengwengdeshengyin,chaodetatouteng。

“zenmebana?tazheiyaosibuhuodeyangzi,bunengrangwairenkandao。”

zheishengyinhaoshuxi,xiangshitaqianshidepopo,neigeshanliangdenvren。

“jirantabuyuanyijiajiwo,neijiusongtahuiqu,dazhangfuhehuanwuqi。”

dichendaizhelengliedeshengyinchuanruerzhong,zheishengyinhaoshuxi,tazhengzhazhexiangzhengtuoheian,xiangzaikanyiyanneigelingtahunqianmengraodelengyingmiankong,hetashuoshengduibuqi。

zheigenanrentaxiangleyibeizi,queshizhongmeilianhuiquzhaota。

“woqukaimen,songrenhuijia。”

tadeshengyinzaicixiangqi,yewenjingyongjinquanshenliqihanchu:“buyao,wobuhuiqu。”

“dengdeng,yunzheng,tahaoxiangshuohuale?”

popodeshengyinzaitaerbianxiangqi,tanengganjuedaotakaoguolaidewendu。

nandaotabushizaizuomeng,zheidoushizhende?

mengdizhengkaiyanjing,tabuhuirangxingfuzaicongshouzhongliuzou,napashizaimengzhong,tayeyaolaolaozhuazhu。

chuangqianshishuxidemianrong,nianqingshihoudepopo,tazhengdanyoudekanzheziji,yanjiaohaiyoumeicagandeleihen。

menkou,chuanzheyishenjunzhuangdegaodalengjunnanren,zhengningmeidengzheta。

云峥......

shita?takuijiuleyibeizi,xiangleyibeizideyunzheng......

tayongliwolewoquan,zhijiazhadeshouxinderoushengteng,kequelingtaxinxiruokuang,tameisi?

不不......

yinggaishitazhongshengle,huidaoxinhunzhiye。

“妈,云峥。”

nuliyayixinlidejidong,zhanshengjiaotamen,feilidetaiqishou,chaozhemenkoutingbarusongdenanrenshenchu。

yunzhengzhoumeikanzheta,zheinvrenxiangshuashenmehuazhao?zhiqianhaiyaosiyaohuobuxiangjiajita,shuoshenmehunyinziyou,bunengyinweibabayaobaoen,jiubitajiajibuaideren,tayouzijixihuandeduixiang.....

zheihuier,waimiandoushichiwanxijiu,zhunbeinaodongfangdelinju,tazheiyangdachaodarang,mojiademianzidiujinle。

taqingjizhixiawuzhutadezui,yebuzhidaoshitaqixingtaida,haishizijiyongliguomeng?wuyunleta,renjiudaozaidishangle。

zheibiangangbatafushanghunchuang,waimianjiukaishihanzheyaonaodongfang。

taxinjirufen,youjuedezijizheigexinlangdangdebieqi,jiuxiangzheyaobarensonghuiqu,zheigexifutabuyaole。

“wocuole,shiwobudongshi。”

yewenjingchuixiayanjian,yanzhuyanlidexinxi,dishengdaoqian。

guaiqiaodeyangzi,xiangshizuocuoshidehaizi。

“wenjingsuishuxiao,haizaishangxue,turanbeilalaijiehun,xinlibutongkuai,nishinanren,duodandaidian。”

popolazheyunzhengxiaoshengquanzhe,yewenjingyanlideleishuirenbuzhuquanyongerchu,zheimehaodepopo,tazenmejiubuzhidaozhenxi?

“nizhendexiangqingchule?”

moyunzhengjieaodenongmeijinsuozhe,kanxiangyewenjingdemuguangyiranlingli,shengyingengshilengdemeiyouyidianwendu。

tabuxiangqiangporen,gengbuxiwangquyigexinlimeizijidenvren。

“woxianghaole,yihouhenihaohaoguorizi。”

yewenjinghanleixiaole,shuirundemouziliboguangyingying,tahuilaile,jiubuhuilikai,zaiyebuhuifangkaizheigenanrendeshou。

“那好,洗洗脸。”

moyunzhengbuzizaideyikaimuguang,dengguangxia,talihuadaiyudemoyang,lingtalengyingdexinkuangtiaoqilai,zheizhongbushoukongzhideqinggan,tajuedehenmosheng。

“kuaidiankaimen,womenyaokanxinniangzi。”