第1章 要么让我怀孕,要么死!

“yaomerangwohuaiyun,yaomesi!”

weiexuanfengzhishang,yiziyixianzihenglixukong,gaogaozaishang。

qinglengjuemeidemianpangshang,danchunweiqi,jingshuochurucixiusharendehuayu。

xuyizhanzaixuanfengbianyuan,yiliankuse:“xianzijiejie,bushiwobuyuanyi,ershinitailihaile,woshizaimanzubulea!”

ziyixianziyuqibingleng:“fangxin,woyijingbangnijianchaguole,nideshentihenhao,zhenghaofuhewodeyaoqiu,yongbuhuai。”

xuyiyukuwulei:“ai,zheishijieshangzheimeduonanren,nizenmejiudingshangwoleni!”

zheizhenbushitabuhaonvse,ershixiangyaorangyanqianzheiweijueshixianzihuaiyun,jiubixuyaojieshouyiwei‘wushangcunzai’dechuancheng。

dangxuyibaneichuanchengxiulianzhidachengshi,cainengrangtahuaiyun!

kexiulianneichuanchengdediyibu,jiushibaxinzangwachulai,yonghuozhikao!

xinzangdouwachulaile,neihainengyoudehuoma!

xianzisuimei,danmingjiuyitiaoa!

yincizaozaizhiqian,zheiweijueshixianzidiyicilaizhaoxuyideshihou,tajiuwanjule。

quemeixiangdaotaweilerangzijidayingjieshouchuancheng,rujinjingranweixieyaoshasiziji!

ziyixianzimianruobingshuang,huanhuankaojin,zaixuyijingkongdemuguangzhong,jiangyizhiyushouyinzailetadeetou:

“zheishishangnanrensuiduo,danzhiyounideshentizuishihewo。”

“xuanba,jinizuihouyicijihui,shixuanzerangwohuaiyun,haishixuanzesi!”

xuyipinmingzhengzhaquedongdanbude,siwangdeqixishunjianlongzhaoquanshen。

tazhidao,duifangshizhendeyaoshaziji!

“woxuanzehuo,woxianghuozhe!!”

许易拼命大吼出声。

“henhao,nihuiqingxingnijinridexuanze。”

ziyixianziyizhidianchu,xuyizhiganjuezijinaodai“hong”deyixiazhakaile。

wushudexinxiyongru,shunjianzhanjuletadenaohai!

buzhiguoleduojiu,xuyimengranzhengyan。

“zhei,zheijingranshishangguweiyizhenshendechuancheng!”

tadaxiguowang,xuanjiyiliankuse:“danzenmebujinyaowaxin,haiyaobawuzangliufuhequanshendegutoudoujiwachulaiaoliana……”

“xiangyaochengjiuwushangwudao,biranyaochengshouchangrensuobunengchengshoudetongku。”

“zhiyouquanshenjingliguo‘hundunhuo’deaolian,nicainengzhenzhengkaishixiulian‘weiyizhenshen’liuxiadechuancheng——《taishanghundunfa》!ninglianchuchuanshuozhongde‘hundunding’!”

xuyiwendao:“neiworuguoxiulianlezheichuancheng,shibushiyenengdadaoweiyizhenshendeshilijingjie?”

“不一定。”

“啊?”

“yinweiweiyizhenshenzoudebushizheitiaolu。”

“nijieshoudechuancheng,shiweiyizhenshendadaozhigaojingjiehou,caichuanglidexiulianlu。”

“neiyiqianyouxiulianchenggongderenma?”

“马上就有了。”

许易:“……”

ziyixiannvluchuyimojuesexiaorong:“fangxinba,nishitianshengdehundunti,hegaihuodecichuancheng。”

“youwobangni,nibiranneng《taishanghundunfa》dacheng,ninglianchu‘hundunding’,shenzhizuizhongyoujihuichengweichaoyueweiyizhenshendecunzai!”

“zheidiyibu,bianshiwachunishentilideyiqie,yihundunhuozhuoshaozhi,jihuonidehundunti,lianruhundun,weinidahaowushanggenji!”

“hao!neijiulaiba!”xuyiyaozheya,xiadinglejuexin。

这个世界武者为尊。

qiangzhetongchi,ruozheweinu。

jiranxianzaizijiyijingjieshouleweiyizhenshendechuancheng,zhidaolezheizhongchuanchengjiujingyouduomeqiangda,neijiujuebukenengfangqi!

“很好!”

ziyixiannvyanzhongluchuzanshangzhise,shouyitai,yiduohuibaidaojizhidehuoyanbianchuxianzaixuyideshenxia。

tamuguangluchuningzhong:“woshouzhongzhiyouzheiyiduohundunhuo,zheiyici,zhinengchenggongbunengshibai!”

“niyidingyaorenzhu,bixuyizhibaochizheqingxing,cainengchedijihuohundunti!”

xiayishun,hundunhuomeiruxuyitinei!

“aaaaa!!!!”

wujindetongkuxilai,tazhigandaozijizhenggeshentidouliekaile。

wuzangliufu、pirougujinquanbudoubeineihuoyanfenlikailai,fenkaizhuoshao!

ernapashizheiyang,xuyidoumeiyousiqu,shenzhidoumeinengxianruhunmi!

痛!痛!痛!

zheikebiqiandaowanguazhitonghaiyaotongshangwanbei!

“aaa!wojiubuxinle!!youbenshinijiubawotengsi!!nilaia!!”

许易狂叫着。

tahaijiubuxinzheigexiele!

zheicaishiwudaodiyibu,zijizenmekenengrenshu!!

嗡~!

xiayishun,yidaogupobanbodeqingtongjudingxuyingyinyinfuxianzaixuyitibiao,jinxiancangsanghundun!

“zheibianshichuanshuozhongde‘hundunding’ma?rujinsuizhishigexuying,jingyijingzheibanbufan!”

jianxuyizheifumoyang,ziyixianzimouzhongzanshangzhiseyujianonglie。

“cizixinzhiyibufan,tajiushizhengquederen!”

……

buzhiguoleduojiu,hundunhuojimie,tengtongtunqu,xuyihuangdiqishen,chakanzijideshenti,quefaxianzijilianyidianerpidoumeipo。

jiuhaoxiangzhiqiandeyiqiedoushiyichangmengyiyang。

kezhiqianneiwanrulianyubandetengtong,takeyijiyibeizi!

怎么可能是梦!

ziyixianziweixiaodiantou:“henhao,nidehunduntiyijingchedijihuo,ernidewuzangliufu、guroupijinyedoulianhualehundunhuo。shenzhiyijingchubuxianhuachule‘hundunding’chuxing。”

“‘hundunding’naishishenhuazhongdetianqi,yourentizishendeweilidanshengerchu,keronglianshijianwanwu,qiejuyouweiyixing!”

“suirannizhichubujuxianle‘hundunding’dechuxingxuying,danyeyouzigekaishixiulian《taishanghundunfa》le。”

“keshiwobingmeiyoujuexingwuhun,zheiyangyenengxiulianma?”

xuyiganshouzhezijideshenti,danquemeiyouganjuechuhezhiqianyourenhedequbie。

zheigeshijie,putongrenbixujuexingwuhuncainengchengweiwuzhe!

kezaizhiqiandewuhunjuexingyishishang,xuyibeipandingweiwuwuhundefeiwu,suoyitaxianzaicaiyouciyiwen。

“wuhun?buguoshiwudaogenjidewaizaixianxianbale。”

ziyixianziyaoyaotou:“tangtanghundunti,jingranweilexiaoxiaodewuhunerdanyou。”

“yongyou‘hundunding’,nideshentibiannengtunshiwanwu,hechoudanxinbunengxiulian?”

tazhidiandao:“yunzhuan《taishanghundunfa》,nizaishishikan。”

xuyidiantou,ganmangpanxizaidi,bishangyanjing,yunzhuanqi《taishanghundunfa》。

douranjian,zhoubiandetiandilingqirutonghailangbanchaotapuleguolai。

zheixielingqiqianpuhoujizuanrutadeshentizhong,shunzhetadejingmaiyouyiliuzhuan,buduanzhuanhuachengtatineideyuanli。

xuyizhengyandaxi:“wozhendenengxiulianle!erqiezheigexiuliansudu,taikongbule!”

ziyixianzidao:“nizaikankannishenhou。”

xuyiniutou,dunshikandaolerangtawubizhenjingdeyimu——

zhijianyituanhuimengdebowushenmieryouhuangliang,jingjingdipiaofuzaizijidetouding!

culveyikan,jingyuzhiqianrangtatengdesiquhuolaidehundunhuosanfazhetongyangdeyunwei,zaizixiyikan,zheituanbowudexingzhuanghaosishizungupodeqingtongguding!

takandaile,nannandao:“zhei,zheimofeijiushiwodewuhun?”

“nandaowodewuhunjiushi‘hundunding’?”

ziyixianzidiantou:“shiyebushi,zheiwuhunzhishi‘hundunding’deyibufen,nikeyibatakanzuoshinidehundunbenyuan!”