shifuhewolianggexianren,shuoqiaoqiaohuabeiyizhifanmaofaxianle,shizaidiulian。
huangdiyaojiaorenzhuonawomen。
beihuangdiyirenfaxianzonghaoguobeiyiqunfanrenweiguan,quanhengzhixia,shifuyuwoxianlezhenshen。
「你们是何人?」
shifutingzhiyaobei,lvlvhuzi,yipaixianfengdaogu:
「xiaolaoershitianshangdeshenxian,renchengyuelao,zhangtianxiayinyuan。zheishiwotuerzhuzhizhi。fengtianmingtelaiweihuangshangyumingdinghuanghouqianshengyinxian,dijieyinyuan。」
「shenxian……」huangdihelihuamaoduishiyiyan,suijishitandiwen:「neinikekanchu,zhenshenshangyouhebudui?」
shifumuguangzaihuangdihelihuamaoshenshangzhuanleyiquan,dao:「ziran。」
「yangtiyinhun,mingshuxiangjiao,ruobunenggeguiqiwei,biyouhuoyanga!」
shifuyifugaoshenmocedemoyang。
huangdiyanzhongjiebeitunqu:「qingxianzhangjiaowo。」
woyitouwushui,buzhidaotamenzaidashenmeyami,mimangdemuguangzhuangshanglimao,taxianqidikanwoyiyanbianzhuankaitou,xianranyemingbaitamenshuodeshishenme。
bushi,nimenshenmeshihouguliwode?
「lailailai,qiekancibaowu!」
shifuturanchusheng,wolianmangcouguoqu。
tashouzhongwozheyigejuanzhou,yidoubianzhankaichengyirengaodejingzi。feijinfeitong,fengyichuibianrushuibanyangqibowen。
shimingjiao「zhenzhenjing」defabao,zheijingziyouquweicunzhendebenshi。
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huangdisisuopianke,shenxikouqi,shoufangleshangqu。
limaoqueyouyouyuyu,bukenshangqian。
「hei,nizheimaoerzhenshibudongshi。woshifushixianren,youbuhuihaini,pashenme?」
woqiangxingjiangtaanzaijingziqian。
「keke,tuer,wenyaxie,biewanglewomennaishifengdupianpiandexianren。」
shifujinergezenmele,wodouyaosuandaoyale。
huangdihemaoshouzhangxiangchuneike,quanshenjuliedoudong,henkuaibiangezidaodi。
wosesefadou:「shifu,nishahuangdi,wosuanbusuanbangxiong?」
「xiangshenmeni!nikan……」
师父指向皇帝。
huangdihuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,kanlekanzijideshoujiao,feikuaipaqilai,jingxidao:「wohuilaile!」
tongshi,limaoyemomozhanqilai,qiguaideshi,tazouliangbubianshuaijiao,fangfobuhuizoululeside。
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「shifu,nideyisigaibushi,zhiqianhuangdidehunpobuzaitaroushen,zaineizhimaoliba?」
wochecheshifuxiuzi,wenta。
shifudijiwoyigekendingdeyanshen。
haojiahuo,neihuangdideyinyuanxian,qibushitazijichanluande!
shifujiangzhuozituierdijihuangdi:「haohaizi,laibazheixianjiekai。」
jielinghaixuxilingren,yuanlaiyingzaizheili。
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「lairen,jizhenbazheilianggeyaodaozhuaqilai!」
妖道说谁?
我跟师父面面相觑。
henkuaijiubeiwuhuadabangyarudalao。
woxiaoxiaodenaodaizangzhedadadeyiwen,lianmangwenshifushizenmehuishi。
shifuhouhuidao:「zaozhidaozheimaoyougegoupiqi,weishijiubuzhuangzheigebeile。」
啥?
「laizhiqianzaowangyejiwoshaoxin,shuozheixiaohuangdinaishitajiayangdemaoerzhuanshi,jiaowoduozhaoguzhaogu,baotayishengshunsui。nixiaodeweishiyuzaowangyedeguanxi,weishinaxiaomaoerdangzijiawanbeikandai,buguoxiangzaitamianqianshuliyigeduanzhengdezhangbeixingxiangbale,sheizhidao……ai!」
taaishengtanqi,haizainiantaomeijihaiziliugehaoyinxiang。
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woshifuzheicaixiangqijintianjiushijiri。
tabuhaoyisidikesouliangxia,daoyisheng「zou」,biandaiwohuaweizhenqi,feidaohuangdishenbian。
huangdizhengzaijilihuamaonianshi,zixiyiting,niandehaishisuandaoyadeqingshi。
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「nimenshiruhetaotuode?」
「gouhuangdi,womenshixianren。xianren,nitingguodeba?」
woduizheidelehaochujiufanlianburenrendehuangdizhenshiqibudayichulai。
huangdibaojinlihuamao,xiongdao:「zhenyouzhenlonghuti,xianrenyexiuxiangshangzhenfenhao!」
「aduiduidui,niyidiandoubupa,neinikuaibayinyuanxiannachulairangwomenxishanga。」
「nimenjiuweizheiyinyuanxian?neinimenkeyizoule。」tahuanghuangshouwan:「zhenzijixihaole!」
yinyuanxianhuanghuangyouyou,yitouzaihuangdishouwanshang,lingyitouchanzhede,jingshilihuamaodezhuazi。
「zhendeyouyuanrenjiushixiaoli,zhenyaoquxiaoliweihuanghou!」
buhaola,huanghoucongzhuozituier,huanchengyizhimaola!