xuanwotingzhi，yiwanqingshuiyueranruyanlian。
哗啦！
qingchengshenshou，congrongbupodezailimiankuaisudejuleyipengshuichulai。
shuizhiqingche，zaitadeyushouzhizhongpengzhe，sachulaiyiliangdi，kanbixianquanyulubanmeimiao！
下一刻。
xuanwowushenghelong，jiufangfocongweichuxianguoyiyang。
“ganggangfashengleshenme？”
“凭空取物！”
“xiaojiejiezhendeshixiannv！”
“ganggangshixianfaba，niudafalea！”
“你们在说什么？”
tangtianhuiguoshenlai，quekanjiandanmushangkaishishuashenmexianfaxiannv，yitouwushui。
qingchengdedongzuozhizaidianguanghuoshizhijianbianwancheng，jiusuanshitangtiandeshoujijingguogaizao，buzhuozhijianyeyouxiexuying。
suoyitangtianzaiwunaiwangtiandeshihou，meizhuyidao。
danquebeishouzhezhibojiandeshuiyoumenkanjianle。
仙法！
仙女！
这个直播间了不得！
咻！
“yonghu‘qianduoshaode’dashanghuojian。”
yigehuojiandetexiaozaizhibojianshunjianqifei。
tongshitangtiandezhanghuliyeduochuleliushiliukuaiqian。
zheishitadiyicishoudaozheimeduodedashang，ganmangdejiuyaoganxiedalao，jieguokanjiandanmu，youxiefaleng。
“qingcheng，ni……nizheishuinaerlaide？buhuishizaihailinonglaideba？biehe，haishuibuguolvhebule！”
tangtianniutouyikanqingcheng，heleyitiao。
suiranbeiqingchengjiuchanzhehenfan，dantangtianyebunengrongrentazaizijiyanpizidixialuanheluanchidongxi。
“zheibushihaishui，shiwokongjianliquchudeyujingquan，nibushishuoyaoesileme？helezheige，biankerangnituotaihuangu，buzaishoujiezhitong。”
“……”
tangtiankanzheqingcheng，ranhoushenshouzhilezhiziji，“nikanwoxiangshazime？”
haiyujingquan，zhenkuilenizheiduanduanshijianxiangdaozheiyangdemingzi。
脱胎换骨，搞笑呢！
jiranheyikoushuijiubuyongrenshoujie，neinizheixietianganmayaochiwodehewode？
闲得慌？
“benxianchenshuiwannianzhijiu，ziranshibuyongshiyongwugu，ciqianzhisuoyichi，naishiyinweihaoqizheiwanzaiguoqu，renjiandemeishifazhanderuhe，pinchangzhihoubuyouxinshengyuyue，suoyicaijixuchide。”
qingchengzhengerbajingdejieshidao。
敢情你就是馋呗！
唐天无语了。
“haole，shouqinineiyitaoba，niuni，wohenizaideshihouchuichuijiuxingle，wozheizhengzaizhiboni，xiaoxinbeirenjubaole，daoshihouzhenjiuqiujiuwumen，huohuoesile！”
“nimeitianduizhexiaotiehezishuohua，jiunengyourenjiunileme？zhiyaonihelezheiyujingquan，wobaozhengnijueduiebusi，daoshinizaisuiwoyitongxiuxing，jiutianshidi，hechukundeleni？”
qingchenghenbujietangtiandexingwei，shuangshoujuzheyujingquanjiuyaowangtazuibiansong。
唐天不耐烦的躲避。
直播弹幕一片哀嚎。
“zhubo，mianduizheimepiaoliangdexiaojiejie，nijuranhaibunaifan！”
“keea，nijuranhaituikaixiaojiejie。”
“rangniheyikouzenmele？yaoxiangdalangbeiweileyao，neisideyexinganqingyuana！”
“……”
“nimenzhenshizhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng……a！”
tangtianyikaikou，qingchengjiuzhuazhushiji，bashoulideshuiwangtazuiliyisong。
yujingquanrukoubianzhiruhoulong，daitangtianhuiguoshenlaishi，xiangyaoouchulaiqueyijinglaibujile。
“yue……nizenmejiujiwohele，wohaidanxinnihelehuizenmeyang，jieguonijuranjiwohe，jianzhile，zheijitianwosuiranfanni，danyemeizenmezheniba，nizhiyuzheimehaiwome？！”
tangtianyibiankousangziyan，yibiankongsuqingcheng。
suiranqingchengshuohuashenshendaodao，yikanjiunaoziyouwenti，dantangtiankecongmeixiangguopingjiezijigaochaodezhihui，jiguotashenmenankan。
kexianzai……yipianhaoxindouweilegou！
haishuineishinenghedeme，yaoshihechumaobinglezenmeban？
qingzenanshou，zhongzefutongfuxie，gaoshaobutui……
zaizheiyangyigebujianrenyandehuangdaoshang，napashijiandandexiaobingdoukenenghuiyaoleming。
buxing，yijingkaishirele。
tangtianturanjuedecongqixiasancunchuanlaiyizhenzhendereqi，chaozhesizhibuduanfensan，zuizhonghuijudaoletadetouding。
“huha……haore，zenmehuishi？”
tangtianjuedezijijiuxiangshireguoshangdemayi，fenfenzhongjiuyaoshifenshule！
“nibiedanxin，yujingquanjinrushenti，datongdantian，liuxiangbaimai，zhengbangnixijingfasui，farebuguoshizhengchangxianxiangbale。”
qingchengzaiyipangwenshengjieshi。
dantangtiankeguanbuleta，“shenmeluanqibazaodexijingfasui，neixijingfasuidianshijuliyebushizheimeyandea，budoushihunshenmaokongmaochushenmeheibulajidewanyier……”
zhengshuozhe，tangtianturanjuedeshenshangnianhuleqilai。
zhijiantayiditou，shenshangjingranbuduandewangwaifuxianchuheisededongxi。
shenshoukouleyikuaiwangbizixiawenleyixia……
“yue……zheishigeshenmedongxi！”
tangtianzheixiashizhendeyaotuchulaile，zheiweidaoshizaishirangrenwenyixiajiunengzhijieshengtian。
“wocwoyaojianzhengqijileme！”
“kaishilekaishile，ganggangshizhanxianshu，xianzaiyaokaishixiuxianle。”
“womeixiangdaohouxuhuineimegaoxiao，zhubogangshuoxijingfasuideguocheng，jieguojiuyingyanle。”
“hahaha，zhubo，biexianqia，neidoushinishentilidezazhi，paiganjinglenijiunengchengweitianlinggendetiancaile！”
“yonghu‘daociyiyou’dashanghuojian。”
“yonghu‘gaimingcengouqi’dashangxiaofeiji。”
“yonghu‘dashuaibi’dashangyouting。”
“……”
“ou……zheishishenmezhibojian，zhuboshidiaofenkenglileme？”
“maye，wozhengchifan，shouyejiwotuijiandeshishenmeyinjianzhuboa！”
“qingxinlaizhibojiandexiaohuobanqukankanhuifang，zhubozheishijijiangmairuxiuxiandiyibu，zhengxijingfasui、tuotaihuanguni！”
yinweitangtianzhibojiandashangbuduandeyuangu，chufalezhibopingtaidexinrentuifuli，zhijiebatazhibojiantuidaoleshouye，zheiyejiudaozhileyidapibumingsuoyideshuiyoujinlaikaishikuangshuaping。
“xinjinlaidepengyoumen，nimenbiekanqitarendefayan，qingtingwoshuo，woxianzaibeikunhuangdao，jixujiuyuan……”tangtianyishenheiqiqide，danrengjiubufangqideshuodao。
“又来了又来了。”
“zhuboyoukaishishuozijiliuluohuangdaole。”
“zheigushichuanlianqilai，qibujiushi，liuluohuangdao，jiandaoxiannv，kaishixiuxian，zonghengyuzhou？”
“juele，zhubozheiqiyu666a！”
kanzhebuduanbeixiaoxishuapingdepingmu，tangtiankandaileyanjing。
zheishihedengdehongdarenqi！
jiusuanshizhimingdazhubo，yebuguorucileba？
zheiyike，tangtiansihumingbaileshenmejiaozuolieqi。
neijiushiquzuobierenmeizuoguode！
比如，修仙！