“denglebantianle，youshikannixijingfasui，youshixiuliande，yaobushiqingchengxiaojiejiehaokan，wozaojiuzoule。”
“jiushi，qingzhubobuyaozaixiaofeixiaojiejiele，jiwomenlaidianhaokande！”
“kuaidiankuaidian，wopobujidai，xiangkankankongshuijuedetexiaole，huibuhuiyehezhiqianyiyangtianyiwufeng？”
“期待期待！”
咕嘟！
tangtianyanleyankoushui，yizhaozhetaichuguiyijuelidejiaocheng，kaishishuangshouqiajue，duizhewubiandehaiyang，kaishilezhaohuan。
“shui，tingwoling，lai！”
“……”
“……”
“……”
zuipakongqiturandeanjing。
tangtianbusixindejixuhandao：“tingwoling，lai！lai！lai！”
“哈哈哈！”
“翻车现场。”
“xiaosiwole，zhubogaikoutexiaozujituile。”
tangtiangangadeniutoukanxiangqingcheng，kongsudao：“zheizenmehuishi？zenmetabutingwode？nigaibuhuishipianwodeba？”
yaozhenshibeipianle，neijiukuidafale！
bijingtangtiankeshishidashidejiqingchengkelesangetou，nanerxixiayouhuangjin……
“benxianzimingmanyuzhouxingheshi，beiyuweidiyimeiren，zhuiqiuzhepaizheduidouderaodiqiusanquan，ruowoxiangpian，hailundedaoni？”
qingchenghaobukeqidesunletangtianyidun。
“neiweishenmewowufazhaohuanta？neinidejiwogeliyou！”
tangtianyeyiduziqi，naohuodebuxing。
qingchengjianzhuang，zhuantoukanxiangdahai，shuodao：“zheihaishuineimeduo，sheizhidaonishiyaokongzhiyilvhaishiyiwang？youhuozhekongzhizhenggedahai？bumingqueyaokongzhiduoshao，kongzhitalaizuoshenme，youzenmekenengchenggong？”
还有那么多限制？
tangtianshenhuxiyikouqi，zainaohaizhongbuduandemonianzhekongzhiyilvhaishui，nengxishoudeneizhongjiuxing，jinjiezhe，zaicizhaohuan。
“……”
还是什么都没有……
“nihaishuobushipianwo？”
tangtianhuitoufennudedahan。
zhibojianneiyipian‘hahaha’shuaguo。
“综艺效果拉满！”
“suoyizhubozheishitexiaozuobuchulai，jiuzhinengkaishigaoxiaole？”
“buguanshishenme，fanzhengzheigezhibojianrangwotingkaixinde，dashangyibo。”
又是一波打赏刷屏。
tangtiandoubuzhidaogaishuoshenmele。
jiuzaizheishi，qingchengturankaikou：“nizhuanshenkan。”
“什么？”
tangtianyileng，yizhuantoudegongfu，jiuyouyilvshuizhuchaozhetazileguolai。
cubujifangzhixia，taxiabanshenyiliang，kuzizhijieshilegechedi。
“什么鬼？”
“woganggangkanjianleshenme？”
“zhubodekongshuijuechenggongle？danshizheishuiye……”
“shibuxiangman，zaixianiaoyiba，yebizheiduo，hahaha。”
“……”
tangtianyizhanglaoliankanzhedanmudouyoudianshaodehuang。
erzheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzhe，qingchengqueqingpiaopiaodejieshidao：“nilingqihaishitaishaole，suoyikongshuishichuxianleyanchi。”
jiugenwangsumanleyanchiyigedaoli？
tangtianbaiyandouyaofanshangtianle。
“dajiadoutingyixia，xianzaizhiboyechabuduole，wogaiquhaililaodianchidejiejueyixiahuoshile，jiubujixuzhibole。”tangtiansuibianzhaogejiekou，dasuanguandiaozhibopaolu。
ranershuiyoumenquebushiqingyinengduifude。
“biea，zhubobushixijingfasuileme？buxuyaozaichifanle。”
“wojuedezhubojiushixiangpaolu，bujiuniaogekuzime，wentibuda。”
“hahaha，zhubobiezoua，nikeshiwodekuaileyuanquanni。”
“……”
tangtiankanzhefeikuaidedanmuqu，shizaizaobuzhule，lianliandaoqian，jiuguandiaolezhibo，yi**zuozaidishang，kaishichakanzheiyichangzhibodeshouhuo。
tayouzhuyidaohenduorendoudashangle，erqierenqiyezengzhanghenkuai，fensishuheshouruyinggaidoubijiaokeguan。
dandangtangtiandakaihoutianchakandeshihou，zhijiekanshaleyan。
zhiboliangxiaoshi，shourudashangshisanwan！
新增粉丝四十万！
铁粉二十六万！
真爱粉十五万！
……
yichangzhiboxialaideshuju，pashipingtaiqianyuededazhubodoumeineimekuazhangba！
“哈哈……”
tangtianliandouyaoxiaochoule，zheishujuhezhishikeguan，jianzhishiqijile。
zheiyegengjiajiandingletadexuanzemeiyoucuo，jiuyaozhiboyixiebierenmeiyoude，erqiehaixuebuqudedongxi！
zaikanzhengzaixiuxideqingcheng，tangtianyijingliangyanfangguangle。
zheixiabieguanshenmexiannv，haishishifule，zheijianzhijiushicaishenye，jueduiyaosihouhaole。
yucitongshi，chuxiaoyaoyediaoquletangtiandeziliao。
“guer，muqianwuzhiye，lianzhudefangzidoushizude，haituoqianleyigeduoyuefangzule，zheirenhundeneimecha，juranyenengyouwutongmunajie。”
“haiyou，taneijiaozuoqingchengdenvpengyouyepiaoliang。”
“zhenshizoulegoushiyun！”
yibiantuoqi，chuxiaoyaoyebudebuyibianqingxing。
tangtianyuepingfan，jiudaibiaoleyuehaonanie。
danxinchizeshengbian，chuxiaoyaodangjijiuanpailesigebaobiaoyijiliangmingtuiwuguyongbinghetayiqichufa，laidaoyoutingshang，kaishipaichahaiyufujindehuangdao。
zheiyangpaichafanweihaishitaida，danchuxiaoyaojianxin，zhiyaotangtiankaiqizhibo，tajiunengxunsudezhaodaotadeweizhi，daoshihou，wutongmunajie，haiyouqingcheng……doushitade！
……
“徒弟，午时了。”
qingchengduizheyilianshaxiaodetangtian，tixingdao。
wushile，gaichiwufanle。
yiwangtangtianduiqingchengdoushiyirisancandegongzhe，zaoshangzuihouyigenaiyoumianbaoyijingbeitachile，xianzaihaiyaochiwufan。
tangtianxiayishixiangshuozijiyijingmeichidele，queyoulingguangyixian。
“gunainaishifua，woxianqianshuoguoyaoquhaililaodiandongxichi，haijideme？wodasuanzaizhiboyixia，nishuoneikongshuijue，nengrangwodaohailizhihouruyudeshuime？”
“nidelingqitaishao，kongzhishuigongjibutaixing，dankongzhishuibupengdaoni，congerzhuazhuyixiexiaoyuxiaoxiayinggaishimeiwentide。”
qingchengrenzhendedianlediantou，queyouyouxiedanyoudeshuodao：“danshibenxianzibuaichixiaoyuxiaoxia，kaochulaidouhule，buhaochi。”
tingdaoleqingchengdehua，tangtianbaibaishou，“youlenizheijuhuaneiwojiubudanxinzhibofanchele，danshixiaoyuxiaoxiakaozhequeshishihuihu，keshiwoyouburangtahudebanfa，nidengzhechijiuxingle。”
“hao，neibenxianzijiudengzhele，nikuaiquba。”
qingchenghaishiduitangtianyouxiexuxinxinde。
tangtianzhaolaishuzhihetengtiao，linshidalegeshoujizhijia，zheicaidakailezhibo。
anlishuoyitianzhiboyicishizuihaode，danyoulezaoshangdechengjiu，jiurangtangtianrenbuzhudexiangyaoershisixiaoshidouzhibo。
“haloushuiyoumen，womenyoujianmianle，shanggezhibowoshuoleyaoquhaililaodianchide，zheicijiuzhibo，yongkongshuishulairangzijiyibuzhanshuidelaodaoshiwu，dajiabiezoukaibiezhayan，zheijiukaishile！”