第1章 老婆要被别人睡了(2199字)

“wojilaopocuozaozao,laopopeiwoshuijuejue!”

jiangbei,yichubieshudeyushinei。

zhouruoxue**dezuozaifangmanshuideyugangli,xuebaideshuangjianluzaishuimianshang,lianggeruoyinruoxianderouruanbanyuanyinrenwuxianxiaxiang。

yugangbianshang,zhanzheyigeshounazaojin,yilianshaxiaodenianqingnanzi,tazuijiaoguazhekoushui,zhunbeijizhouruoxuecuozao。

zheinianqingnanzi,jiushizhouruoxuedezhangfu,chendong。

“laopo,wojinixixiangxiang,yihuinijiwojianggushihaobuhao?”

kanzheyiliandaisha,yanshentianzhendechendong,zhouruoxuedelianshanghuaguoliangxingjuewangdeleihen。

“chendong,mingtianwojiuyaohedongjialongshangchuangle,kewoyeshibeibiwunai,xiwangnibuyaoguaiwo!”

chendongwenyan,bujiedezhalezhayanjing,tayibianshaxiaozhejizhouruoxuecagebo,yibianwendao:

“dongjialongshishei?tayeyaolaoponiqujitajianggushima?”

“bu……bushi,neigedongjialong,tayao……”

zhouruoxueshizaishishuobuxiaqule。

shanggexingqi,zhoushijituandezijinlianturanduanlie,gongsishangxiaxianruletanhuan。

dongshijituandeshaodongjiadongjialongchenhuodajie,yaoqiuzhouruoxuequzhaotayiduiyisixiamiantan。

fouzetajiuhuizuokongzhoushijituandegupiao,jizhoushijituanzaochengzhimingdedaji。

xianrujin,sheidongjialongshijiangbeiyoumingde**,keweirenjinjiezhi!

zhiyaoshitakanshangdenvren,wanshangkendinghuichuxianzaitadechuangshang。

rujindongjialongzhaozhouruoxuejianmian,qishijiushixiangqiangshangzhouruoxue。

kezhouruoxuewulukezou,zhenggezhoujiaderen,douyuanyiyongtahuanquzhangjiudeliyi。

zhouruoxuemoleyibayanlei,qiangjichuyimokuxiao,weichendongcaquzuijiaodekoushui,roushengdao:

“chendong,nikankanwo,woshinilaopo,wojinwanhaokanma?”

“haokan,wolaopozuihaokanle!”

chendongyijiuguazheshaxiao,zaizhouruoxuedeshoushangqingqingdeqinleyixia。

jianchendongrucitianzhen,zhouruoxuedexintouyoutonglejifen。

yinweitazhidao,chendongdemingyunbenbugairuci。

liangnianqian,chendongshizhenggejiangbeifengguangwuliangdechenjiadashaoye!

zhouruoxueyeshizaineigeshihou,hechendongdingxialehunyue。

kechendongdefuqinquezaichenzhouliangjiaqiandinghunyuezhihouturanbaobi。

chendongdemuqinyexiaoshidewuyingwuzong,xialuobuming。

chenjiasuoyoudeqinqiruchaoshuibanyongdaochendongdemianqian。

shuoshichendongdemuqindusilechendongdefuqin,bingqiejuanzoulechenjiasuoyoudecaichan。

chendonggengshigebuzhebukoudezaixing,jichenjiadailailemiedingzhizai!

suoyoudeqinqiyiyongershang,duichendongquanjiaoxiangjia,eyuxiangxiang!

shentishangdetengtong,xinlingshangdezhemo,lingchendongchedibengkui。

yuanbengaogaozaishangdefujiashaoye,yiyezhijianbianchenglejiangbeirenrentuoqidechidaishazi!

suoyourendouquanzhouruoxuehuihun,kezhouruoxuemeiyourenheyouyu,yiranjuerandejiajilechendong。

tazhidaoruguobujiajichendong,yichendongchishadezhuangtai,genbenhuobuleduojiu!

liangnianlai,zhouruoxueyizhibulibuqi,jiangdaishadechendongzhaogudehenhao。

keguolejinwan,zhouruoxuejiuzaiyebunengliuzaichendongdeshenbianle。

tazijijijiangshiquzhenjie,zhuiruwanjiebufudeshenyuan!

“guolejinwan,wojiubushinilaopole,nihaiyoushenmexiangyaodema,zhiyaonishuochulai,wodoukeyidayingni。”

“nixiangbuxiangzuoyicizhenzhengdenanren,nixiangbuxiangrangwobianchengnizhenzhengdeqizi!”

陈东摇了摇头道:

“jintianwanshangwoshenmedoubuyao,zhiyaonixiangwangchangyiyangjiwojiangshuiqiangushijiuhaola。”

zhouruoxuezaiyerenbuzhule,tadeyanleiduokuangerchu。

yishuangbaixideyushousisidizhuazhechendongdejianbang,yongliyaohuangzhe。

“chendong,guolejinwanwojiuzaiyebunengchuxianzainishenbianle!”

“jiuzaiyebushinidelaopole!”

“gengbunengjinijianggushile!”

“nihaohaoxiangxiang,haiyoumeiyouyaorangwobangnizuode!”

“你说啊!”

zhouruoxuehuayinluodi,daishadechendongmengdiyileng,taduizhezhouruoxuenannandeshuochusigezi。

“带我,回家。”

“huijia?!hao,wozheijiudainihuijia!”

zhouruoxuezhidao,chendongsuozhidejia,shiyijingpobailedezhoujia。

suiranbuzhidaochendongweishenmeyaohuiqu,danjiranchendongtichulaile,zhouruoxuejiuyidingyaobangchendongshixian。

henkuai,zhouruoxuejiudaizhechendonglaidaolemanmuchuangyidezhoujiabieshuwai。

haibudengchetingwen,chendongjiudakaichemen,chongjinlebieshu。

zhouruoxuedanxinchendongchuyiwai,kuaibugenleshangqu。

chendongzaibieshulidongfanxizhao,zuizhongcongmanshizhuwangdeyigechoutili,zhaodaoleyigemolvsedeyubanzhi。

chendongjiangyubanzhidaizaishoushang,wangzhetadaidaichushen。

“nizhisuoyihuijia,jiushiweilezhaozheige?”

zhouruoxuewenleyiju,chendongdianlediantou。

“ng,zheige,henzhongyao。”

chendongshuangyankongdong,yizhishoumosuozheyubanzhi,hanhandeshuozhe。

zhouruoxuejuede,zheikenengshichendongdefumuliujitadeweiyidenianxiangle,suoxingyejiumeizaiduowen。

“womenhuiquba,dengdaolemingtian,nijiuzhinengkaozijihuoxiaqule。”

zhouruoxueminleminzui,daizhechendonghuidaolezhoujiabieshu。

yeshenrenjing,yuemingxingxi。

chendongzuozaiwoshili,shuangmukongdongdedingzheyubanzhi。

turan,yubanzhishangshanguoyidaojinselongwen,jinlongtengkongerqi,yuerulechendongdemeiyuzhijian。

shashijian,chendongkongdongdeyanshenbiandewubilingli,shouruodeshenquyebiandeqiangzhuanglexuduo。

diertian,jiangbeidihaojiudianwai。

haochelinlang,mingliubizhi!

yiliangmaibahetingzailejiudiandemenkou。

chuanzhe**,shencaiyaotiaodezhouruoxuecongcheshangzoulexialai。

gangyilumian,zhouruoxueneichuanzhe**de**jiuxiyinlewushurendemuguang。

shangshenchenshandeniukouweiweiwaifan,suishiyoudanchuqudekeneng。

chaoduanqunbaoguozhexuebaide**,luchuxiexuchunguang,lingrenliulianwangfan。

zhouruoxuezhisuoyizheimechuan,doushidongjialongyaoqiude!

yipangdebaoanduizhangjiangtianlikecoudaozhouruoxueshenbian,duizhezhouruoxuedao:

“zhouxiaojie,wolaibangnintingcheba。”

jiangtianyibianshuo,yibiandingzhezhouruoxuedefengluankan。

zhouruoxuejiangcheyaochidijilebaoan,jierdao:

“wolaogonghaizaichelixiuxi,nibuyaodaraota。”

shuoba,zhouruoxuebushedekanlechendongyiyan,suijiqiangrenleishui,chaozhejiudianmenkouzouqu。

jiangtianlianmangdunxiashenzi,sisididingzhezhouruoxuechaoduanqunxiadefengguang,tanlandetunleyikoukoushui。

“made,zheishencai,yaoshinengwanyixiakejiushuangsile。”

jiangtianyaoleyaoya,zoudaochepang。

“jiranlaoziwanbudaonizheizhongrenjianjuese,jiuzhengyixianideshazilaogong!”

jiangtianjiangshoushenjincheli,pailepaichendongdejianbang。

“chenshazi,nilaopoyaobeibierenshuile,nixiachejiwokegetou,wodainidaodongshaoyedefangjianli,rangniqinlinxianchangkandapianzenmeyang?”

huayinluodi,jiangtianhuranjuedeshouwanbeirenzuanzhu,yizhenjutongshunjianxijuanquanshen。

jinjiezhe,yidaobinglengcigudeshengyincongcheneichuanlai:

“nishizaizhaosima?!”