第4章 你是我小舅子吧

“ma,nishimeikandaoneigeyehao,jiushiyigenongcunrena,shenshangdeyifu,doupolehaojigedong,zaifeijishang,yizhidingzhewodexiongkan,zheizhongrenwozenmekenenghetajiehun?”

erzaixiaojiadeketingli,xiaowanqingkanzhezijidemuqin,yilianweiqudeshuodao,shuohuadeshihou,haibuwangcashixiazijideyanlei,keyishuo,xianzaixiaowanqingzheigeyangzidaobushizhuangde,ershizaitadexinzhong,queshishijuedezheijianshihenbiequ。

“wanqinga,zheijianshi,mamayemeibanfaa,niyeyeyijingpaibanle。”

tingdaozijinvershuodezheixie,tonglidexinzhongyefeichangbuman,danshinaihe,zheijianshilaoyeziyijingjuedingle,zhiyuweishenmefeideyaowanqingheneigeshaonianjiehun,laoyezihezijidezhangfuyebushuo。

“yaowoshuoa,zheiyeweibishihuaishi,wanqingyedale,xianzaiyougenanrenzaishenbian,neiyeshihaoshia,zongyaojiehunshengzime,shibushi。”

zheishifangjiandelingwaiyigenvrenshuodao,buguozheigenvrenzaishuohuadeshihou,neiquedaizhechaofengdeyuqi,zheinvrenshixiaowanqingdeershen,jiaojiawen,benlaijiuqibuguolaoyezibagongsijixiaowanqingdeshiqing,yixiangdaotayaoheyigeqiongxiaozijiehun,neiyesuanshixinzhongyoudiananweile。

“jiushia,wanqing,zheijiehunshizaowandeshiqing,waiyizheixiaoziyihouhuifazhanqilaini,zheishuobuzhunde。”

yimingnanzidianlediantou,shuohuadeyuqihejiawenchabuduo,tazhengshixiaowanqingdeershu,xiaotianyu。

“jirannimenjuedehao,neijiubazijidenverjiajitaa,wobuhenimenqiang。”

tingdaozheixieyihou,xiaowanqingdexinzhong,ziranshihenbushufu,dangxiajiushizhanleqilai,dashengdeshuodao。

“wanqing,nizheihaizi,zenmechuguoyiduanshijian,doubudonglimaoleni?ershenheniershu,zheibushiweilenihaome?nikan,haishuoshangwomenle,zaishuozheijianshineikeshilaoyezidingde,nalishishuowoyaojianverjiukeyijianverdea。”

huranjiawenzhanleqilai,kanzhemianqiandexiaowanqingshuodao,shuohuadeshihoujiawendelianshangguazhebushufudeyangzi。

“jiushia,zheibuguanzenmeshuo,laoyezishiyoulaoyezidexiangfa,zongzhiba,zheijianshinijiujieshouleweihao。”

zheishi,xiaotianyuyezhanleqilai。

“goule,xianzaiwanqingxinqingbenlaijiubuhao,nimendoushizhangbei,jiubunengshaoshuodianfenglianghua?”

tonglizheishihuranhandao,takebushishazi,zirankandechulai,zijideerdihedimei,doushizaichaofengzijidenver,benlaizaitadexinzhongjiubutongyizheimenhunshi,xianzaizheixierenhaishuofenglianghua,taneilishoudele。

“dasao,ninkebiewuhui,wohejiawenkemeiyoushuofenglianghuadeyisi,zheidanchunjiushizuoweizhangbei,duixiaobeideguanxin。”

zheishixiaotianyuzaicideshuodao。

“xingle,doubieshuole,yihuiyehaolaile,yehaokeshilaoyezikanzhongderen,nimenshuohuadouzhuyidian。”

xiaotiannankanzhemianqianderen,xinzhongdunshiyeshijuedetouyouxieda,dangxiajiushikuaisudeshuodao,shuohuadeshihou,zheixiaotiannandeyangzineiyeshifeichangdeyansu。

zhiyuqitaderen,yedoubuganzaishuoshenmele。

“yehaolai,kuaijinlai。”

zheishi,yehaozhenghaozoudaolemenkou,xiaotiannandetaiduhuranzhuanbian,keqideshuodao。

dangqitaderenkandaoyehaodeshihou,doushiweiweiyileng,tamendexinzhongdoushitongyangdewendao。

“zheigeyehao……zhendeshinongcunlaide?”

kanzheyehaoneiyishenpolandeyifu,haiyoutatulituqideyangzi,henduoderen,douxiangbumingbai,weishenmelaoyezihuiruciderenkeyehao。

“meixiangdao,zheixiaowanqing,juranjiajilezheigetubaozi,wozheixinqingshuanga,buguozheiyangyehao,xiaowanqingzheisuanshimeiyoulebangshou,daoshihouzanmenkeyaobangerzibaxiaojiadejiachannongdaoshou。”

dangkandaoyehaodeneiyimu,zheijiawendexinzhongneijiushiyigejidong,zaizijilaogongxiaotianyudeerbianxiaoshengdeshuodao。

xiaotianyudianlediantou,qishiduiyufuqinxiangyaobajituanjixiaowanqingzhangguanzheijianshi,tadexinzhongyeshibaibanbutongyi,bijingzijiyeyouerzia,zheixiaojiayeyounanren,weihewuyuanwugudejiyigenvrenzhangguanni?

“zheijiahuo,jiushiyigetubaozia,zenmenengbawanqingjiajitani?”

“jiushia,womenxiaojiashishenmejiazu,jiusuanshishuozhaogeshangmennvxu,neidouyaoyoudabaderenpaizheduiba?yebuzhiyuzhaozheimeyigemeiyongdejiahuoba。”

“shia,zheilaoyezidaodizaixiangshenmeni?”

zhouweideren,fenfenyilunleqilai,daduoshu,doushijuedebaxiaowanqingjiajizheigejiahuo,shizaishiyouxiekexile,buguodaduoshudoushixiaoshengdeshuo,bingbugantaidadeshengyin。

bijingzheijianshi,neikeshilaoyezizuozhude,zijidengrenyaoshishuotaiduodehua,neijiushifanduilaoyezia,muqianzheilaoyezi,haishixiaojiadejiazhu。

“zheinalilaidetubaozi?jiupingni,yexiangquwojie?yebukankanzijishenmeyangzi。”

danshizongyouyixiedanzidade,yimingshaonianjiuzoulechulai,laidaoyehaodemianqian,buxiedeshuodao,yilianbishideyangzi,zheishaonianshixiaowanqingsanshujiadehaizi,jiaoxiaowannan。

pingshihexiaowanqingdeguanxiyesuanshibijiaoqinjinba,yikanzijidejiejiejuranyaojiajizheigeren,zheirangtadexinzhonghenshibushuang。

“nishiwoxiaojiuziba?”

raneryehaobingmeiyoutaizaiyi,zhishikanzhexiaowannanhandao。

zheiyijuhua,rangbushaoderen,fenfendeyaotou,juedezheigeyehao,shizaishitaimeiyouguqile,renjiadoubahuashuodaoneigefenshangle,juranhaichoubuyaoliandehanrenjiaxiaojiuzi。

gujibachengyejiushiweilexiaojiadeqianlaizhe,xiangxiangxiaowanqing,neiyesuanshigemeinvle,juranyaobeizheizhongrenjizaotale。

“sheitamashinixiaojiuzi,feiwuyige,jiwogunchuqu。”

xiaowannandunshijiudashengdemadao。

“婉楠……”

erxiaotiannanzhengzhunbeifabiao。

“rangsheigunchuqua?zheixiaojiajinridaoshitingrenaodea,zhenghaorendouzai,woyeyoudianshiyaoshuo。”

raner,haimeidengxiaotiannandehuashuowan,huranyiqunrenjiuzoulejinlai,zheiweishouderen,shenshangcilonghuahude,houbiandeyiqunrendoushibangdayaoyuandedahan,geboshangyoudeshiyouciqing,youdeshiyoudaobazhileide,fanerbushishenmehaoren。

“sihu,nilaizheiliganma?”

dangkandaozheirendeshihou,xiaotiannanzhouqilemeitou,kuaisudewendao,wenhuadeshihou,yanzhongshanguoleyimodehanyi。