第5章 做的太多

“shadidi,daoqianganshenme?”suruoximangcalecalei,chulailejiuhao,hainianqing,youdeshishijianfendou。

“tianyu,niyaojizhu,nicaishizhenzhengdenanren,nigegehaizaideshihoushuoguo,nanrenjiugaizheiyangzuo,zijinvpengyouyudaomafan,dangnanpengyoudebuchushou,neihaijiaonanren?”suruoxiconglaimeiyouguaiguota,faneryitaweirong。

yigenanrenganzheiyangzuo,kandechulai,tahenaizijidenvren。

“duile,tianyizhidaonihuilailemeiyou?takeyizhizaiyuanlaidejiazhuzheni,dengzhenini,nikeyaohaohaodeduirenjia。”suruoxiduiqintianyihenmanyi,xianzaitianyuyijingmeiyoujiarenle,neizijizheigedangsaozide,ziranjiushitaweiyideqinrenle。

suoweinandadanghunnvdadangjia,ziranjiehunzheishierdetazheigesaozilaishuolesuanle。

“ng。”lingtianyumeiyouxiangdao,qintianyijingranyinzangdezheimehao,lianzijisaozidoupianguoqule,haizhenshishenzangbulu,yiqianzenmejiumeiyoukanchulaitayouzheizhongxinjini?

buguotabuhuigaosuzijisaozishuo,qintianyishipiantade,tashizaishibuganshangtadexinle。

“haole,huiquba,huilaijiuhao,huiqulemaidianerrou,saozijinizuohongshaorou。”suruoxichanfuqilaiguizaidishangdelingtianyu,shenchuyushoujitacalecalianjiashangdeleishui。

lingtianyushenshendikanleyiyanzijisaozi,congxianzaikaishi,zheigejiagaiyouzijilaiyangle,yangzijisaozi,tizijigegewanchengxinyuan。

“ba,ma,ge,nimenfangxin,wohuihaohaodehuoxiaqude,weilenimenwoyeyaohuoxiaqu。”lingtianyuzuihoushenshendikanleyiyanjiarendemubei,hezijisaoziyiqilikailegongmu。

“daole,xialaiba。”suruoxirangsijitingzaileyitiaohutongkou,zhengtiaohutongjiuyigenerdianxianganer,yejiuyigeludeng,heibuliuqiude。

“saozi,ni……nijiuzhuzaizheili!?”lingtianyubukesiyidekanzheyanqiandeyimu,tajidezijisaoziyoufangzide,haishisanshiyiting,zaihaibeiyesuanbucuole。

“zaineierzhuzhebushufu,suoyimaile。”suruoxiyanshenhenhuangzhang,mangzhaoleyigejiekou,ganjindaizhelingtianyuwangjiazou。

lingtianyubenlaihaixiangwende,keyikan,yezhinenggenzaishenhouguaiguaidezou。

“乒乒乓乓!”

“laobuside,jintianyaoshibujiaochulaishengxiadeshiwan,wotemechailenimenzheigegouwo!”lingtianyuerrengangzoudaoyizuoercengloumenkou,yizhendamashengchuanchu。

“ba!”suruoxiyishidaoshenme,shouzhongdebaodoudiaoluozaidishang,maihuilaidecaiherouyedoudiaozailedishang,paozhejinlejia。

lingtianyumeitoujinzhou,jianqilaidishangdebaohaiyoumaihuilaidecai,yegenlejinqu。

“zhaosi!”gangzoujinqu,quekandaoyixiaofangjiannei,zijisaozihuzheshenxiayigemantoubaifadelaotouer,beisigenianqingnanzishijingdechuaizhe。

“**gebide,suruoxi,ninanrensitemejiusi,yiliangpozixingcheguadaowomendagedecheganshenme?made,nizhidaoneicheshangdehongqidezainaermaibuzhidao?”

“womendagedecongguowaimai,zhenggecheshendehongqidoutemedechandiao,zhongxinpen,nitemejintianyaoshibunachulaineishengxiadeshiwan,wotemejiulaniqudianlidangxiaojie。”

yigeranzhehuangmaodenanzi,shijingdechuaizhesuruoxi,yaobushiniyoubing,womendagezaotemeshanglenile,made!

“砰!”

keyibandenghenhendizazailehuangmaonanzidetoushang,shunjianjitakailepiao。

“啊!”

huangmaonanzicanjiaoqilai,qiyusanrenhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,beilingtianyuyirenyiquantouhongdaozaidishang。

“gun!”lingtianyushuangyanyideng,yiguhanqishunjiansanfachulai,hedesirendouwangjilecanjiao,huangmaonanzigengshihededouwangletoushanghailiuzhexue,mangtaozhiyaoyao。

“ba,nimeishiba?”suruoximanlianleishuichanfuqilaizijifuqin,jiangtafudaochuangpangbian,yongbeizifangzaichuangtoushang,rangzijifuqinkaozaishangmian。

“meishi。”suruoxidefuqinxuruodekekeleyisheng,shiyizijinvermeishi。

“ng!”kequetaitouyikan,zhanzaifangjianneidelingtianyu,yanqianyiliang。

“tianyu,nichulaile?”

“subobo!”lingtianyumangzouguoquhandao。

“gaole,yezhangdezhuangshile,chulailejiuhao。”sujinhuaxiaolexiao,sihaomeiyoubatadangwairen,dangchutakeshixihuandelingtianyubudele,zheixiaozidangchuyetinghuishuohua,tagegelaijialideshihou,keshidaizhetaguolaide。

zhishilaotianbuzhangyan,fashengleneiyangdeshiqing。

“kuai,ruoxi,bieshazhanzhe,quzuofan。”sujinhuajiannverhaizhanzhe,mangducunverquzuofan,tianyuchulaile,zheikeshihaoshiqing。

suruoximangjieguolingtianyushouzhongdecai,qulewaimianyijiandandudexiaochufangquzuofan。

lingtianyukanzhezhudedifang,yizhangshangxiapudechuang,haiyouyigeshafa,qiyudezaimeiyoule,shenzhiyizhangzhuozidoufangbuxia。

tabumingbai,zijisaoziweishenmemailefangzi?

“subobo,fangzizhudehaohaode,zenmemailea?”lingtianyubujiedewendao。

“ai。”nazhidao,sujinhuaqueyaotoutanxiyisheng,lingtianyuxinzhongshengqilaiyigubuhaodezhengzhao,kanzhezheiyuanbencaiwushiduosuidesubobo,henshixinteng。

dangniantapanxinghou,tahezijifuqinnianlingyiyang,jibianbanianle,yebuguocaiwushiduoa,weihebiandezheimecanglao?

“nigegedangnianzaihongdengchu,bianlvdengle,ranhouyiliangfalalibuzhidaozenmehuishichongleguolai,nigegegenbenpaodejihuidoumeiyou,ranhoujiubeizhuangfeile,neifalalidoumeiyouting,congnigegeshenshangnianleguoqu,ranhou……ranhou……ai。”

“jingchaqule,jianchachulaisijishihelejiude,zuijiujiache,kebuzhidaozahuishi,bulelezhile。”

“wanle,haiyaozanmenpeiqian,shuoshenmeneicheshifalali,henzhiqian,shangmiandehongqibeicengle,yaowushiwan。”

“zuihou……zuihoumeibanfa,zhinengjiangfangzijimaile,kebijingshiershoufangle,youzaijiaoqu,haibushishizhongxin,zuigaozhinengjisanshiwan,youjielewuwan,xianjilerenjiasanshiwuwan,kehaichashiwuwan。”

“meibanfa,nisaoziyouyibianerganzheyuanlaidegongzuo,youzhaoleqitadegongzuo,wozheijiniandeshentiyebuhao,guangyigeyuedeyiyaofeijiudewuliuqiankuai,jialimianjiunisaoziyigerenzaizhichengzhe,mianqiangyouhailewuwan,ai。”sujinhuayueshuoyuejuedezijishifeiwu,yaoshizijimeiyoubinggaiduohao?yekeyitinverfendandianerdanzi。

“扑哒!扑哒!”

lingtianyutingdaozheifanhua,quanshenjuliedezhandouzhe,leishuibuyouzizhudeliulechulai,meiyouxiangdao,zijisaozitamenjiajingranweilezijijiazuolezheimeduo,tadakebubide。

jibiandingqinle,kezijigegeyijingqushi,zheiqinziranjiubuzaile,ke……

“kusha?”sujinhuayaotouxiaolexiao,shenshouqiaoleqiaolingtianyudenaodai,dao:“banfazonghuiyoude,xianzaiyeqiandebuduole,jiushiwanle,yaoyaoya,jiukeyile,chulaile,zhaogegongzuo,jiegehun,jiuzheidianershier。”