第四章 场面一度尴尬

第四章场面一度尴尬

tahailengzhemeihuiguoshen,huaizhonghuranyikong。

guxiaoxuantaiqilengmodexiaolian,lenglengdingzhepoladewangshi:“buxunimawoniang。”

tawojinquantou,yankuangsihuyouxiehong,quejueqiangdibengjinlexiaolian,jiandingdao:“zaishuoyibian,wocaibushiyezhong。”

“xuanxuan~”sumoqiaozhexiaobaoziguzuojianqiangdemoyang,youxiexintengdidunxiashenzi,niezhutabingliangdexiaoshou,kanzhexiaobaozishuilingdeyanjing,yebuzhidaogaishuoshenme。

guxiaoxuanjianzhuang,youyupianke,bianzhuajinletadeshou,chunmindijinjindi:“niang,wocaibushiyezhong。”

zheiyuqi,shuobuchushiweiquduoyixie,haishihaipaduoyixie。

“biepa。”sumogengleyixia,momohaizidexiaolian,xiaozhedao:“nishiniangdebaobeierzi。”

sumoyagenbuzhidaozheihaizidelaili,buguanshifouqinsheng,gunanshengdoubuxiangtasongzouzheihaizi,neitajiushitamendehaizi。

tacumeikanxiangwangshi,jinggaodao:“dasao,nibietaiguofenle!”

wangshijiansumozheibanshuo,shuaikailishilanzhetadegebo,lengxiaoyisheng:“baobeierzishinishengde,quebushigunanshengdezhong......”

“goule,niyouzaihushuoshenme?”yidaolengheshengchuanlai,zhongrenyiniutou,quejiangunanshenggensuqinyirenbeizheyikunchaijinlemen。

sumokanleyangunansheng,tayishenhuibaimayi,lisuodijiangchaidiudaoyibian,shenshangranzheyiguwuxingdelinglizhiqi,saoleyiyankoubuzeyandewangshi,mouranwuaizhise,lengyimiman。

zhijiansuqinhewangshidemuguangdousuoleyixia,sumobuyoudeyegenzhedalegeduosuo,niejinleerzidexiaoshou。

suqinlianseheichenchende,yibazhuaiguowangshi,kanleyanliansebinglengdegunansheng,youxiechu,zhidedishenghechizijixifuer,queshimeiyouyijudaoqiandehua。

xianran,tabushiweiletanhuzijidemeizihewaisheng,zhishiyinweijupagunanshengeryi。

“nima**shenme?”wangshixinlibiequ,buguodingzhegunanshengdediqiya,fanbodeshengyindaoshixiaolebushao:“woyoumeishuocuo......”

guxiaoxuanyaojinlechunbu,xiaoxiaodeshenziyouxiefadou,kandesumodouxintengle,“xuanxuan......bietingtahushuo。”

anweihaizidehua,momingyouxiexinxu。

haizibushitade,neinanrenxianzaidangzhongdiulemianzi,budeshengtunhuoboleta?

“woshuohaizishiwode。”gunanshengqueyiwaidimeiyoudafaleiting,zhishiwanyaobaoqixiaobaozi,dandansaoleyansumo,muguangluohuiwangshidengrenshenshang,shuo:“haizijiushiwode,ruoshinimenzailuanjiaoshegen,wokebuxiangkeqi!”

budengwangshizhangzuibianbo,tadeshengyindouranchenlejifen:“womenfuqijianheshihedizuoguoshenmeshiqing,wohaishijidede,yongbuzhewairencaoxin。”

sumoganjidikanleyiyannanrenkuanhoudebeiji,momingjuedezheilengbingbingdenanrenyuanlaizheibanyouanquanganna。

wangshizuibasihubeidaozifengzhule,xiangmabuganma,yeshigeqiruanpayingdezhu,haipagunansheng,kedaguzilijiushibuxiangjiandaosumo:“womendoushiwairen,landecaoxinnimenjiadewuzaoshier,yegongbuqinimenzheixiedafo。”

hualihuawaidoushixianqi,jiuchazhijienianrenle。

gunanshenglengzheliankanleyansumo,meishuohua。

jinrishilishideshengchen,taguranbuxiangdaierziliuzaizheili,yeyaogujitadeganshou,gujilishidexinqing。

lishikanzhezheichangmian,yanjingdouhongle:“wangshi,nijiushaoshuojiju,xiaomohaorongyidaiguyehuiyicimen,nizhei......”

“nijiuzhidaoshuowo,pianxinninvershiba?haoa,zheigejialirongbuxiawozheigewairen,wozoujiushile,wodaizhedingdinghuiniangjiaqu!”wangshiyixiazijiugendianrandepaozhangside,baoqierzijiuyaozou,haihenhendidengleyiyansumowugudelian,“haoa,zhenyounide,meicihuijiadouyaobajiachaidesifenwuliecaiganxin。”

sumogoulexiachun,lengyankanzhewangshiyikuernao,“saozizheiyoushihebi?”

gunanshengpieleyanmiansejifengdexiaonvren,daoshijuedelisuodangran。

beiwangshizheimeqifu,chenmobushitadegexing。

tachenmozhihou,shiyaodabaofale?

xiangdaoyiqiansumodebiaohanzuofeng,gunanshengmobuzuoshengdibaozhexiaobaoziwangtashenbianzhanleguoqu,yanshenmoming。

sumominlexiachun,sihumeiganshoudaozheibanjinzhangdeqifen,taijiaochaozhewangshizouguoqu,chongtashenchushou:“meisheirongbuxiani。”

wangshijiebeidikanzheta,lianmangfangxiazijideerzi,baichuyaodajiadezishi:“niyouxiangdongshou?laoniangbupani!”

suqindaodilejiezijidemeizi,yijiantazheibanshensechaozhewangshizouguoqu,xinlidunjuebuhao,lianmangchongguoqulanzailiangrenzhongjian:“meizi,jinrishiniangdeshengchen,nibietaiguofen!naodedajiadouxiabulaitai。”

lishiyegenzhelazhusumodegebo,cumei:“nizendeyouzheibanchenbuzhuqile?nisaozijiushixinzhikoukuai,meiyoueyi,fanbuzhedongshou!”

guxiaoxuanhaipadilouzhegunanshengdebozi,sihuxiangdaoyiqiansumofaguopiqiyihou,douhuiduitahencha,suoyihenshidanxin:“die,niangtayoushengqile。”

gunanshengdingzhesumoqideweiweifabaidexiaolian,taishouanfudipaipaierzidejianbang,zuijiaogouqiyimoxiaoyi,“meishi,youdiezai。”

zheinvren,youyaonaodeshoubuzhuchangle。

zheishi,sumotingdaofuziliangdeduihuayouxieqijie,taimouchayidikanleyixiazhongren,wuguditankaishou,wanyaobadingdingbaoleqilai,“nimenganshenme?wojiushixiangliuxiadasaohedingdingeryi,jinrishiniangdeshengchen,naochengzheiyangniangxinlibutongkuai,womenyeguoyibuqu。”

wangshizhengzhunbeiquqiangdingdingdeshou,dunshijiangzailebankongzhong,“......”

zheinvrenmobushinaozihuaidiaole?

lishihesuqinzuoyoukanleyiyan,yigerangkailu,yigesongkaishou,yishibuzhidaogaishuoshenmecaihao,changmianyiduganga。

dingdingbuandiniudongleyixiapangdududeshenzi,yanedikanzhesumo,“wobuyaonibao!nishishuixingyanghuadehuainvren!”

sumoshenzijiangleyixia,ai,zheiwangshipingrilidoujiaolezheixiaoguixieshenmedongxi,haohaodemiaozidouzhangwaile!

wangshisihupatanaoxiuchengnu,lianmangbaerziqiangguolai,muguangbushandikanzhesumo,“nidaodizaiwanshenmeguibaxi,bieyiweiwohuipaleni......”

gunanshengkanleyansumo,muguangyoushen,zheihui,tagairenbuzhuleba?

bucengxiang,sumokanleyanwangshijianbanuzhangdemoyang,liansedoumeiyoubianyixia,niuliangongjingyoubaoqiandikanzhelishihesuqin,shuo:“niang,dage,kanlaiwomenlaidebushishihou,pashiyaosaoleniangguoshengchendexingzhi。xinyisongdaole,womenyijiajiuxianhuiquhaole。”

suqinmeihangsheng,taduizheigemingshenglangjiepiqiyouchademeimei,meiyoushenmehaogan。

lishidaoshiluchulechayideshense,youxiejiebadao:“zhei......zheijiuzoule?”

yaohuanleyiqian,sumogenwangshidoushizhengchaogemeiwancaihuiqude。

sumodiantou,zouhuigunanshengshenbian,ziguhulvelefuzilianggaolengzhongdailetongkuanjingyadebiaoqing,xiaozhegaoci:“tiansebuzaole,womenhaiyaoganhuiqu,jiubuduoliule。”

gunanshengnizhetadafangdezitai,meiyanjianlveguoyimoyiyangdeguangmang。

还真是出乎意料啊。