第1章
“baba，nengbunengbiehemamalihun？”
“wuwu......yaoyaoyaomama，yeyaobaba，buxiangbabalikaiwo！”
changhaishinanchangkouan，yisoushijieji**bansirenhaohuayoulunshangjingtaishang，yigeyuzhuobanjingzhidexiaoguniang，lazhehechendeshoukukuaiqiu，kudesixinliefei。
“yaoyaobuku，bababuhuilikaiyaoyaode。”hechenbaoqizijidenver，yibianweitacashiyanlei，yibiankanxiangyipangchuanzheqingliangxiayidejuesenvren。
“suwan，womenzhijianyoushenmewenti，jiubunenghuijiahaohaoshuo，feiyaozaizheidangzhenverdemianshuo？”
“buneng，jintianwomenyaozaicizuogeleduan。”
suwankanxiangzijinver，youxiexintong，danhuidadequeshihenjueqing。
tasuwan，qingguoqingcheng，mingpaidaxuebiye，nianjiqingqingbianyijingshijiazhibaiyidesushijituandongshizhang，shijiezhimingnianqingqiyejia，zhuiqiutadefuhaoshubushengshu，tuotuorenshengyingjia。
raner，meizhongbuzudeshi，zijiyongyouyigeyiwushichudelaogong，zheijianghuichengweisushijituanzaimiguochenggongshangshidezuidazuai！
“wodaodizuocuoleshenme，yizhiyunifeiyaobazheigejia，nongdezhiliposuinicaiganxin！”
hechendashengzhiwen，zirendangsuwandelaogongyilai，duitahehaizidouzhaoguyoujia，zaishiyeshangyechuguobushaoli。
keyishuo，suwanyinyiweiaodesushijituan，yourujindeguimo，doushitaanzhongfuchidejieguo。
meixiangdaozijifuchuledezhenxin，huanlaide，queshiyizhilihunxieyishu，zennengbuxinhan。
shenmegoupisushijituan，jinianqianbuguoshishangbuletaimiandekongqiaogongsi，suwannengchengweisuoweidedongshizhang，buguoshitajiazu，xiangrangtadanggepochandetizuiyangbale！
zheishijiehunyilai，hechendiyicidashengzhiwensuwan。
suwanxinzhongyouneimeyichaneidedongyao，danyixiangdaozijihejiazudeweilai，neiyisigulvshunjianxiaoshile，lianshangyijiubaochibingshuang。
“wochengren，nizuowolaogongbiaoxiandehenhao，duiyunverhaiyouwofumudouzhaogudehenwanmei，duiwodeguanaiyewuweibuzhi......keshi，shenghuobuzhishichaiyanyoumi。”
“nibujuedewomenzhijiandegongtonghuati，yuelaiyueshaoleme？”suwanshuozhekanxiangdahaishangdeluori，shenseqinglengdishuodao：“womengenbenjiubushitongyigeshijiederen，womenduizheigeshijiedekanfahezhuiqiu，rutongyidaobukeyuyuedetianqianhonggou，chajuyuelaiyueda，daozuihoukenenghuimianduimianyewuhuakeshuo。”
“tianqianhonggou？wuhuakeshuo？”
hechenzichaoyixiao，haizhenshiyouxiewuyanyidui。
suwanshuodedaoshishishi，tahetazhendeshiyigetianshang，yigedixia。
kexideshi，tazhenzhengshenfenruoshishuochulai，tajiushitianshang，ertasuwanzeshijiaodideyilichenai！
zhengzaizheishi，yiliangjiazhishangqianwandechaopao，huxiaozhezaimatoutingxia，suihouyimingchuanzhemingpaifushidegongzige，congpaochelizouchu。
takanxiangyoulun，duizhesuwanhuishoudalezhaohu，erhouxiangyoulunzoulai。
zaitazhihou，yiliangshangwuchejinsuiqihoutinglexialai，yiqunxizhuangdalingderen，jicongcongxiachezhuishangnanzi。
kandaonanzi，hechendunshimingbaileshenme，lengshengduisuwandao：“neinihezhaojiagongzi，jiukeyiwuhuabutanme？”
“jirannirenshizhaogongzi，neiniyinggaimingbai，wozheixienianyouduomedeburongyi。”suwanzhoumeikanxiangyijingshangleyoulundenanzi，ningshengdao：“ruobushiyouzhaogaozhichi，wosujiazaojiufuzhaileilei，shenzhizheihuier，womenyijiadelunluojietou。”
“nigaiganxiezhaogongzi，fouzewomenxianzaitanlihun，nishenmeyedebudao。”
“hehe......woganxieta？”
hechenhuangruotingdaoletianxiazuiweikexiaodexiaohua。
tahechenhexurenye，beianheijieshiweizhongshenzhiwang，fukediguo，danzhijianjiukeyirangzheishishangrenheyigexiaoguoyiweipingdi。
xianzaisuwanjingranyaota，quganxieneigebuzhisuoweideqingdi？
可悲，可笑！
“感谢就免了！”
shuohuajian，yidaoshengyincongshangjingtairukouchuanlai。
liangrenniutoukanqu，zhijianzhaogaokuaibuzoulai，shenhougenzhededoushichanghaishidingjilvshi，wuyibushianmiaosuanguyongfeiyong，tayixiajiuguyongleshige。
“啪！”
zhaogaobashoulidelvshihan，wanghechenmianqiandexiuxianzhuoshangyidiu，zhixiangzijishenhoudelvshi，dao：“balihunxieyiqianleba，youshenmeyiwenhetamenshuo，tamenhenleyigaosuni，gairuhejueze，cainengzailihunhounadaoyibiyanglaojin。”
shuowan，zhaogaozhenglezhengzijidemingpaiyifu，yilianxianmeidebiaoqingduisuwandao：“suwan，wojinidailaileyigetiandadehaoxiaoxi！”
“wojintianmeixinqingting。”
suwanxinfandao，zigujizijidaoleyibeihongjiu。
zhaogaoyebushengqi，jixutaohaodao：“guanyunimensushijituanyaoshangshideshi，woqingyeyebangmang，tazuotianqujianlemurongjiadelaotaiye，duifangbiaoshiduihezuohenganxingqu。”
“didoudemurongjiayuanyibangmang？”
suwanxintouyizhen，yanjingdunshiliangleqilai。
murongjiakeshiguoneishuyishuerdeshijia，youtamenchumianbangmang，sushijituanshangshi，jueduishibanshangdingdingdeshi。
“meicuo，jiushididoudemurongjia！”zhaogaoyilianaoran，shuozheyilianxianqidekanlehechenyiyan，“dan，niyezhidao，murongjiaxianglaihenkanzhongqingyu，nideganjinhemouxierenlihun，miandejiewaishengzhi。”
shuowan，zhaogaoyongchaofengdeyujuduihechendao：“hechen，nihesuwangenbenjiubushiyigeshijiederen，nihaobijingdidelaihama，yongyuanbuzhidaotianedeshijie！”
“suwanrujinnaishijiezhimingrenwu，shenbianzhuiqiuzhe，wuyibushishenjiashangyideshehuijingying。nidecunzai，zhihuirangtazaibierenmianqiantaibuqitou，ninverjianglaizhangdadongshihougenghuiyiniweichi！”
zhaogaodehuarusharenlirenzizizhuxin，tingdehechennuhuozhongshao，dankanlekanhuaizhongdenver，tayazhizhulenuhuo。
yipangdesuwanlianruobingshuang，shoulinazheyibeihongjiuyizhizaiqingqinghuangdongzhe，zhishizhizhongdoumeichayijuhua，morenlezhaogaodehua。
“suwan，niyeshizheimejuedeme？”
hechensuiranyijingkandong，danhaishirenbuzhuwenleyiju，xinqingwubichenzhong。
tadanqinjiatingzhangda，mingbaiyongyouyigewanzhengdejia，duiyuhaizilaishuoyiweizheshenme，buxiangrangzijiershisuanchulicheng，fashengzainvershenshang。
“wogennizhijianmeishenmehaoshuode，jintian，womenjiulihun。lihunhou，nverguiwo，zheisoujiazhisanqianwandeyoulunguini，jiudangduinidepeichang。”
suwanlengshengshuodao，naqijiubeiyiyinerjin。
离婚！
hechenxinzhongyizhenzhixi，taqiangdarusi，tingdaozheilianggejuejuedeziyanshi，haishiganjuetongchexinfei。
zhaogaojianzhuangdaxi，ganmangshangqianbalvshihandakai，yizhangsuwanzaojiuqianziledelihunxieyishu，heranchuxianzaihechenyanqian。